Another day working at the morgue. Picked up this suicide this morning. Bored and hate my job. Trips decides what to do with it. I'm alone at work for another 90 minutes. Go.
Another day working at the morgue. Picked up this suicide this morning. Bored and hate my job...
Wake 'im up.
You must live in a really small town - "alone at the morgue"
You are so full of shit.
Also - guy in pic is not dead.
Bust a nut in his mouth. Make sure you have a timestamp.
Loot the fuckers house
Berwyn Illinois. Not a huge town!!
Buy some birthday flags and plant them in his ass
Fry and eat his toes
Timestamp
lol.
cook county? Stop being a fucking idiot.
mmmmmm would.
It's not his birthday though?
It is now
Shave him all over (including his head hair), dress him up in womans clothes, bend him over, put sharpie in pooper, send timestamp pics
Get well soon balloons then
How is it his birthday?
Lick his arse hole
no timestamps this is as real as ops sex life
if trips you stop larping
Bring him back to last week, where he ODed
Insert his finger in your ass
Borrow his suicide.
Cut off nutsack and sew onto chin.
See how many batteries you can fit up his ass before he wakes up
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> (OP) (You)
>Cut off nutsack and sew onto chin.
So close!
What would that taste like?