Another day working at the morgue. Picked up this suicide this morning. Bored and hate my job...

Another day working at the morgue. Picked up this suicide this morning. Bored and hate my job. Trips decides what to do with it. I'm alone at work for another 90 minutes. Go.

Wake 'im up.

You must live in a really small town - "alone at the morgue"

You are so full of shit.

Also - guy in pic is not dead.

Bust a nut in his mouth. Make sure you have a timestamp.

Loot the fuckers house

Berwyn Illinois. Not a huge town!!

Buy some birthday flags and plant them in his ass

Fry and eat his toes

Timestamp

lol.

cook county? Stop being a fucking idiot.

mmmmmm would.

It's not his birthday though?

It is now

Shave him all over (including his head hair), dress him up in womans clothes, bend him over, put sharpie in pooper, send timestamp pics

Get well soon balloons then

How is it his birthday?

Lick his arse hole

no timestamps this is as real as ops sex life

if trips you stop larping

Bring him back to last week, where he ODed

Insert his finger in your ass

Borrow his suicide.

Cut off nutsack and sew onto chin.

See how many batteries you can fit up his ass before he wakes up

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> (OP) (You)
>Cut off nutsack and sew onto chin.
So close!

What would that taste like?