Changed the color contrast on my room mates computer to fuck with him but now I'm thinking he'll realized i did that...

Changed the color contrast on my room mates computer to fuck with him but now I'm thinking he'll realized i did that immediately. Anyone got any good ways to fuck with someones computer? Better than my lame idea. He's a real piece of shit even though he lives in my living room for free for 2 months.

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I considered a virus but that's too far

Remember when this board wasn't useless?

Take a screenshot of their desktop

Post in paint, and flip it vertically.

Make it their desktop background (hide icons)

Then in display settings flip display

Profit

He will think its legit, but its a flipped image on a flipped desktop

A great prank is kicking him out for being a freeloader.

Normies don't know how to rotate the desktop.
Flip it on him and download some stupid bloat shit that'll pop up constantly so he thinks he fucked something up

I told him i'd give him a month to save up money because he claims he just got a job. I was trying to do the right thing user. But I've been taking so much of my anit anxiety meds it's not working anymore.Oh you beautiful people.

enable windows narrator and high contrast settings on his computer, that always gives people the creeps.

We used to write a small vbscript and put it in the start up folder. All it would do I have a loop with a timer and kept making the CD drive go in and out it was funny af.

change the key bindings on his games so that they're opposite of what he uses.

Can't even navigate to the actual desktop because i suck with computers and he has some stupid game life skilling right now which i cannot get out of. I'm working on it.

Can i copy and past this off the internet and apply?

Send pic, ill help

Open Notepad
"shutdown.exe -s"
Save as .bat file
Disguise as frequently used program by roommate
Sit back and lul

For more keks add that file to startup.

Tape over the laser on the mouse. It will take them for ever to work out what's wrong.

>think i can summon my own personal army
>think it's gonna be fun hackering with anonymouse on furrchin
>considering not going too far
user your newness and the shine are binding

been looking for full vid of pic related

no

Thank you user the camera is broken on the laptop I'm trying to figure out screen shot on his shit but it says disabled. Sorry I'm a noobSo this doesnt fuck anything up irreversably does it? All it does is pop the disc in and out? That's funny as hell.

Took you long enough. But I'm glad to know there are actual helpful anons.

there are, i'm just decorum

link for pic related pls

KEK

hmm... tad too young for me but ok

They are lovely

oops whatever you do don't spam this email.

atzmere7@gmail

Press Ctrl and print screen

then paste in paint

I can't anything useful but i did take a lot of screen shots of his game with tabs open with evidence of what I'm doing and can't even locate the files Fuck it.

So i typed this in but i failed to be able to save it as a .bat file unless that is what i should name it

name it as "Game.bat" and put save sttings as all files

Ok, doing this. Also shutdown with start up. I was afraid it might shut it down now.

replacing

Kick him out. Today.
I was that guy once. It sucks, but that's life man.

I think i did it but nothing happened "startup.exe -s" gamed .bat and saved to all. What I typed in is still sitting in the pad after saved. Have i done it?

That's not some bad advice but he keeps threatening to kill himself and my depression makes me sad about stupid shit a long time ago shit i don't want to be able to blame myself for something like that.

thinking about it alone made me kek

wtf startup.exe is not a thing

Okay, make a new notepad, same name anything.bat, and type only this:

%0|%0

absoultely nothing else.

test it and see

That would be too obvious unfortunately. At first i had changed the screen contrast all crazy but that wasn't good enough

ahhhh wowzers

I'm dumb.

Did you do it???

...

Fakeupdate.net easy for noobs, press f11 to full-screen

I deserve it. But fucking with his settings will be good enough for now. Otherwise i'd love to shoot him in Colorado you can shoot someone in your house and not tons of questions are asked. Only if he gets violent though, only in self defense. i got a .387 it can blow the head off a bear.

Change mousedirections and touch pad input (or disable )

Tiled dick background

Slowly turn up/down his mouse sensitivity every day

> create batch file opening gay porn.
> change .bat file icon to his internet icon.
> replace internet icon with .bat file
> profit

Also set all browsers to automatically start gay porn when he starts them when he solves the bat file thing

Holy shit that's diabolical... Im not op, but I am doing this to someone.

I get that, but you know as well as I do it's a guilt thing so you'll let him stay.
Any friends or family of his around you can contact?

Did this. And this.
youtube.com/watch?v=mQiYWqNBzbs

hurrrr im 13 fucking with my friend's computer is SOOOOO FUNNY LMAOOOO DESU
>faggot

haha 13 year old lets someone stay for free on their couch. What a nice 13 year old.

Just making batch files an shit thanks for the help all the wonderful anons.

github.com/ytisf/theZoo/blob/master/malwares/Binaries/Ransomware.Petya/Ransomware.Petya.zip

activate one of the colorblind modes and if he asks why he can't see a color on his computer tell him you can see it just fine.
that ought to mess with him.