INDY 500 FINAL THREAD - Honda stock destroyed edition

Alonso was the best driver in the field, but Honda is about as dependable as dollar store underwear

Press F for Alonso

FERNANDO ALONSO BTFO
F1 DRIVERS CONFIRMED FOR SHIT

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Honda Motorsports reputation in the toilets

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU ALONSLOW!

>The amount people who just said >F proves the predictable nature of this board etc.

best timeline

CONFIRMED

INDCAR > F1

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Poor Alonso

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Alonso is probably triggered by the fact that everyone was clapping in the grandstands

Probably doesn't understand what the fuck is going on

>I own a Honda

>THE POWER OF DREAMS

SATO NEEDS TO WIN. WW III WILL START TONIGHT BECAUSE OF HIM.

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>ALONSO IS CURSED EDITION

How many Honda employees will be forced to commit sudoku on Monday?

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LGTSS
>F1 fags

Alonso did pretty well considering it's his first Indy and run in an Indycar itself. Think he'll be back for another go.

Hoping Sato wins now, anyone but fucking Chilton desu

The mystery cat came back lads. Say something nice about him yeah

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>Americans memeing on alonso instead of honda
Come on niggers

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Time for a third nuke

THE POWER OF BROKEN DREAMS AND NO POWER

Okay, I'm going to a guatemalan witch to put a fucking curse on Honda. Really, I want to see those fuckers go into bankrupcy

I READ THE NEWS TODAY OH BOY

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>Alonso was the best driver in the field
That's not Maximum Chilton...

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Here's hoping he'll be back next year hungry for more.

Alonso willingly blew his engine to avoid a proper defeat. What a scumbag.

F1 BTFO AGAIN!

>the absolute shantytown of honda motorsports

No, Honda confirmed for shit

Had he been using a Chevy engine...he would still be racing

should only let Europeans make engines

If he was leading it could be better.

Fucking Honda lmao

>The power of memes

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I wanna cry

GO TAKUMA

All 4 of them, by the power of dreams

GG Alonso you sold your future racing career away when you signed with honda. What a fucking waste of talent.

He will get a ceremonial burger

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THE DREAMS OF POWER

Sato better win now

>get home
>turn on the TV to see how the race is going
>Alonshit is out of the race
EUROKEKS

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Awwww, qt kitty! :3

/f1/ completely utterly and totally blown the fuck out

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>Best driver in field
You spelled Helio wrong.

52nd for USA

>stream I'm watching had 77,000 viewers
>Alonso gets HONDA'D
>66,000 viewers and falling

>Honda has a lot of engines in the race
>They're not all gonna go
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!

How does Alonso not kill himself?

It's not like he's going to get another chance at this anytime soon

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what a god damn meme of a race

C'MON CHILTON

Feels really good.

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HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

I COME TO TALK WITH YOU AGAIN

>Castroneves going for 4

>F1 fag mad that his drivers are overrated carbabbys

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Just got back home, want happened to ALO?

Honda must be destroyed.

>implying they aren't cursed already

>Alonso's Honda engine explodes with 20 laps left
>Max Chilton wins

Literally a best timeline happening.

No, I think Honda is BTFO.

>any anime engines in the history of mankind other than the 787b rotary engine

But Chilton is p1

For what it's worth, I love my Honda, but I love it because it's dependable. It certainly doesn't go fast but I don't want it to

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so dumb. i really thought he was going to win. great performance. what a waste of talent.

Sato must win. Fuck Chilton.

all this Honda damage control from the commentators

This is like the opposite of a superbowl commercial for Honda. They just want this shit to be over at this point.

no Hentai for you, Honda engineers

Unreal. You couldn't make this up.

Honda must be doing this on purpose

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

He had a Honda engine

He got Honda'd.

criminally underrated


no honda there

Honda engine doing Honda engine things

BIG ONE

START SPREADING THE NEWS

KILL THE WEEBS
KILL THE WEEBS
KILL THE WEEBS
FUCK HONDA

THE BIG ONE

CAN WE BAN ALL HONDA CARS FROM AMERICA? Give all honda owners 200 bucks and make them buy cheap junkers

ITS HAPPENING

I am actually in tears right now

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What did you think of watching your first Indy 500? It has been more exciting than expected.