on my way to grandparents house and my sister wont stop looking at me, wat do?
On my way to grandparents house and my sister wont stop looking at me, wat do?
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sniff her farts
Lick her face.
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Your sister seems like the kind of girl who worships Mac DeMarco and has sardonic and dry social media posts.
WHITE TRASH
omg is that dyed hair? personality disorder detected
what gave it away? the Adams apple?
ask about her political views
pull dick out
Pull out your cock
link
post her on /r9k/ everyday
Grow up a little?
Tell her to put a seat belt on
Sex her anus
give her my snapchat bruh
Pull out your dick
Whip your cock out op
Do it
No tits lol what an ugly cunt
she should come on the backseat and choke on your cock.
tell your parents to buy a vehicle made this century
Quit projecting, you insignificant, Horacio Sanz looking mother humper.
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You should kys
Check. Trips speak the truth
Man, I always laugh at these kind of threads that come even more often than a Good Steamy Andy Sixx Log Thread
Jack off like a zoo monkey while maintaining unbroken eye contact.
Shes so cute I didn't even notice she was wearing a hat
She wants you dude. Ride the tiger.
lean in as close as you possibly can and whisper in her ear "...tonight"
Cut her forelock
lots of regular people dye their hair
no no no, it has to be a really menacing
"Tonight.... you..."
girls have those too retard
Lean over back seat, pull down pants, spread cheeks, let her look into your balloon knot for a while.
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare into her eyes. Bring up your hands and say "i dont want no trouble, ya hear". Flex your traps and your core. Slightly bend your knees. Here comes the important part: in a low voice, begin to say wolowolowolowolo slowly increasing in volume, she should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegel muscle. By now you shoulb be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and will appear visibly shaken. Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll into the back of your head. By now you are chanting WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO at the top of your lungs. She will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius wll feel a terrifying presence within their soul. Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
LMAO
SMASH
DID I LOOK COOL MOM??
Didn't see this bait for some time
Lost
Are you going to seriously spam 40 different versions of this faggot shit? No wonder you never get laid faggot
Fuck her op fuck her now
It's simple: Ignore it. She's trying to get your attention, which is what Brocon Imouto's are all about. The easiest way to deal with this is to ask her if she wants something, and, if she does, give it to her. If not, tell her she's weirding you out.
Look, man, if you're trying to avoid giving in to your Brother Complex Little Sister, I can give you a lot of advice. My resolve is strong, and not once have I even come close to giving in to my sisters advances. I haven't shut her down, either. It's more interesting this way.