How do I book a hooker, help a Sup Forumsrother out thanks

how do I book a hooker, help a Sup Forumsrother out thanks

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tnaboard is what I use

source on this chick? zero reverse search results.

saved from Sup Forums unfortunately

Just use backpage you fag.

i'm triyng to find the vid for pic related, anyone got the link?

backpage of what, the newspaper? those are all scam textbots mate

(also Im in the UK()

I always thought brothels were a thing there.

No they aren't you fucking retard.


As far as the UK, I have no idea, but backpage is not fake. There are fakes but you have to know how to spot them.

If UK, AdultWork is the place to go.

brothels are illegal but prostitution isnt

alright ill give it a shot

yeah that one looks good cheers

Definitely this!

He means backpage the website. It pretends to be like craigslist but really only has active escort/body rub sections.

Itll give you an idea of whats out there.
You just text them and go see them. Or pay heaps for them to come to you.
Cheap ones are usually fake.
Rub and tug will actually get you a pretty girl if you go to the right place. For the same money as an old asian escort who will give you unsatisfying sex

I would also suggest spending about double the lowest average rate you find on backpage. And just research it for a while so you figure out what is like clickbait bullshit lying ads. Like they will be real but defs not the girl in the ad.

oh I get it now

you mean a girl to just wank you off? seems a bit wasteful

about the in-calls though, is that really safe because wouldnt it be easy to get jumped by someone?

I'm Been to see probably around 50+ escorts over the last 3 years in UK. Always incalls, always 30mins. Spent as low as £50 and as much as £140. Money doesn't always go as far as you think when it comes to a whore. Ideal bang for your buck is probably £80-£90. Spend more if there's a weird fetish you want catered to.

Search your area for what you're after, find a girl, I usually text first to make sure they're working that day, some don't reply to texts at all. Follow it up with a phonecall to confirm a time and whatever other questions/requests you have. They will usually give you the postcode and once you arrive on the street, phone them again, and you'll be given the house/flat number.

I've had a few 'bait and switch' where the girl in the photo's isn't the girl you meet. If that happens, just walk away, simple as.

Any questions feel free to ask. Hope this helps.

If youre just keen to screw its probably ok. Its just the quality of a rub and tug girl is so so much higher compared to a same priced escort.
It seems like youd be wasting money maybe but in person an actually pretty girl is so much better than going all the way with an average random girl who probably doesnt speak english.

Id say just research it, look at all the ads in your area. There might be a good place nearby. If brothels are illegal they will set up as massage parlours and claim the girls are escorting independantly to get around laws.

Any sites for Ohio? SW specifically.

thanks, incall seems alright then - going to use that site then. Have you had any situations where you felt unsafe while with an escort?

yeah pretty keen to screw but I get what youre trying to say. massage parlours are def a thing but bit tricky to find real ones, see a lot of fake adverts

Step #1 - Do a Google search for their number in quotes. You'll find the reviews of either happy customers or disgruntled customers.

Step #2 - Suggest meeting somewhere with plenty of foot traffic and not some dimly lit shitty motel room.

Step #3 - Request a NEW picture. It's not uncommon for these filthy skanks to use really old pictures and they show up being 40+ pounds and looking like a mongoloid.

Step #4 - Talk to her on the phone first and do not mention sex, period. If she tries to bait you into mentioning you want sex, drop the call and don't meet her. It's probably a string.

Important: Drop all ties to her if she gives you some sob bullshit story (which a lot of them will) down the line. They'll have some sick pet, they'll need money for medical bills, rent, etc. These women again are professional man swindlers.

Don't let her know it's your first time. These girls are professional man swindlers and they will take advantage of that. You're going to be on the clock from the second you meet. You also have to remember that this is just an arrangement, she's not going to fall in love with you. Get that shitty mentality out of your head (you'd be surprised honestly how often it happens).

This shit's not easy in the U.S. and I can only speak from personal experience here in the U.S. The women are different and far less comforting. In my opinion, you're far better off spending a few bucks on drinks at a college bar and convincing a smooth skinned hot college girl you're rich. You'll end up fucking someone in their prime that doesn't fuck 20+ guys a week for money.

>Ohio
Oh God... I hope you're into pork roast and women unironically cosplaying as farm animals. Out of all the states I've been to, Ohio has the most disgusting women I've ever seen.

One I went to was in a bit of a 'dodgy' area. But the house itself was in a discreet section of the street so it didn't bother me. I've heard/read the horror stories of punters getting mugged and the like but i've never had any trouble. It's down to personal preference but I always preferred the Spanish/Italian girls, they just seemed to provide a better service.

You can also check out UKPunting. They have a reviews section for each area of the UK so you can check up on any girl that you're interested in if there's been reviews done.

>Request a NEW picture
are they all good above sending a picture, some seem to have photos behind a paywall

i'll check out that site too but adultwork seems great so far, making an account now

Just remind her she's your mom

Fair enough. Good luck and welcome to the wonderful world of punting. Enjoy.