my dad is the chemistry teacher at my high school and hes annoyingly smart.
I mean, super braniac annoying, he knows the most random stuff. like how at room temperature, mercury is the only metal that is in liquid form. and water expands it drops in temperature and by the time is frozen it takes up about 9% more space. Or that if you slowly pour a handful of salt into a totally full glass fo water it wont over flow, in fact, the water level will go down. Hes always dropping the little facts about everything. He doesnt realize what a geek he is for doing it, he's just really into chemistry. I think he really doesnt understand that not everybody is. he likes to cook because of chemistry - he mostly makes breakfast - because he says chemical reactions happen all the time in cooking and hes always explaning as he goes. I don't take his class at school but i hear hes a pretty good teacher. He gets alot of practice at home, thats for sure.
My dad is the chemistry teacher at my high school and hes annoyingly smart
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You're goddamm right.
Im the one who knocks.
Be nice to him, maybe someday he will buy you an awesome car. Stick to your real name. Don't anger your mum and tell aunt mary she can go fuck herself with this stupid purple shit. Bitch!
He's cooking meth yo
ding
I fucked Ted
fuck
My dad is amazing. It's funny, but I didn't know that until I
found out he was going to die. That it was going to happen
soon. That it was real. Then I thought about a lot of stuff.
Things I hadn't thought about for a long time. I guess I kind
of took him for granted or something. I mean, our parents are
just always there. You expect them to always be bugging you
to clean up your room or study harder or have good manners or
try new things to grow up to be a more well-rounded person one
day. And make you get up early on the weekend to have
"family time" and all that other stuff that used to drive me
crazy. I don't feel that way now. Everything's different since
Dad got his diagnosis. Since I realized that one day in the
near future, he might not be around to drive me crazy.
Your mom looks like a fucking cunt.
He sounds like a brainlet, as do you.
Underage b&
that retarded boy was a dumb fuck and i hated his character
that time his dad calls him he goes off on him what a retard
...
Lamao
Wow OP, you must be one uneducated fuck if you think these tidbits of knowledge are annoying or random. They are things any educated person with half a brain would know. Appreciate your dad. He's just trying to ensure you don't stay a semiretarded teenager for ever.
shu-shut up loser. my father killed my uncle ha-ha-hank.
He deserved it
My dad was the unibomber.
You frickin do-don't understand
my uncle hank was my her-he-hero.
my dad cooked me-meth and i heard that's ba-ba-ba-bad.
Keking to the fucking moon
It'd be more believable if you could fucking spell unabomber correctly.
Are you the cripple or the little girl?
...
I paid 4 dollars did I get ripped
My name's fu fu fucking Finn damnit.
Thanks for helping my Thread stay alive for a Whole hour!
-OP
L-look at h--h-how much m-m-money we've raised
Pancakes, BITCH!
Best show ever. wish i could erase the part of my mind that remembers it so i could watch it all over again for the first time.
Same, its a really great show.
Just im glad better call saul is getting juicer.
L-Look at how t-t-tight my a-asshole is
Is he breaking bad?
I am Ted
How do you stutter with a keyboard?
Ba ba ba by doing thththth is
ask him to make you acid
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Bullshit. Gallium and Cesium are liquid at standard conditions.
But not necessarily, mercury is always liquid at room temperature (68° F)
Where as cesium and gallium are liquid at slightly above room temperature (83°F and 85°F respectively)
You should beat off with sulphiric acid.