What the fuck was his problem?

What the fuck was his problem?

Judging by that pic, he doesn't know you're supposed to cut along the grain, not across it.

>the matrix fucked up

Wow.

You ARE suppose to cut across the grain, you stupid bitch. By doing that you help break down the muscle fibers making the meat more tender.

He was the only sane person.

He realized that living in a world of blissful ignorance where life is good was better than living in a world of shit where you had nothing but liquid meals to look forward to.

trinity was a hooah!

This.

>His name was Mr. Reagan.
>He made a deal to be an actor and be president of the united states.

t. cuck

He fucking loves steak.

>live good life
>earn loads of money
>have a hot wife and nice house

>some cuck pulls you out of the matrix
>you are told that this is the real world
>you now live in a shitty makeshift in a scrapyard hundreds of feet below ground
>you have no money
>have no clothes
>you have nothing but the memories of how much better off you were in the matrix

I bet you're one of the conspiracy theory idiots or hardcore left/right political person who believes he's "enlightened and smarter than everyone else, when in fact you're a moron with a shitty job trying to find a reason to feel superior to other people and calling people "cucks" or "sheeple" is all you have.

i have a wonderful job. i just believe it's better to have freedom instead of being enslaved.

his problem was he was pissed off at being bald in a simulator.

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he was cucked by his girlfriend with a dyke, stolen from, shot repeatedly, and supposedly left for dead..

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Delete this, Agent Smith.

>needing your steak to be tender

What are you a baby with a baby mouth? Are you just a gigantic adult sized baby who posts on an exotic bird studying forum and eats mashed up steak pudding every day? Is that what you are?

He also doesn't know that he's eating a raw piece of steak. If he could have his steak cooked any way, why did he choose to eat it raw?

Here's the real question: What is stopping them from taking blue pill and why is it a one-time offer?

Someone post the pic, you know the one

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