My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a best shot. Just hit me with your stranger. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Jason Cooper
my bitch has bigger tits
Nathan Barnes
uwot I'll fuck ur nan
Ayden Ross
I never understood why anyone would attempt to minimize the athletic merits of jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people.
Zachary Mitchell
and a landing strip for a 4head
Jason Lopez
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jonathan Rodriguez
Okay dude first off, 1) A REAL Navy Seal wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity. 2) The United States isn't a totalitarian regime so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to jail and 3) What is a Navy Seal doing on Sup Forums anyways? You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
Cameron Perry
been looking for full vid of pic related
Elijah Reed
U r the newfag for not knowing this old ass bait
Brayden Gutierrez
>samefag ignore move on
Owen Nelson
I'll check you dubs newfag
Colton Williams
You're the one that got baited, dummy.
Alexander Reed
Your life is a picture faggot
Camden Roberts
Hey John, how are you
Mason Anderson
HEY JOHN YA PAAHK THAH CAHH IN THAAHH HABAAHD YAAHD???
Samuel Ross
They bought the bait
Ryder Robinson
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Aaron Jenkins
LMFAO, NOBODY GIVES A FUCK DUDE. YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING BITCH OUT OF JERSEY SHORE. WHAT, YOU WEREN'T FUCKING GUIDO ENOUGH TO MAKE THE CUT? YOUR FAKE TAN JUST WASN'T FUCKING UP TO SNUFF? NOBODY FUCKING CARES KID. CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM?! MY FUCKING ASS LOL YOU ARE SKINNY AS SHIT AND NICE FUCKING FAKE CHAIN AND EMPTY BOTTLE OF FUCKING KID VODKA. IF YOU WERE AS HARD AND "GANGSTA" AS YOU CLAIM TO BE YOU, FIRST OF ALL, WOULDN'T BE HERE TALKING SHIT AT FUCKING 8 AM IN THE MORNING AND SECONDLY YOU'D PROBABLY BE TOO HUMBLE TO GIVE A SHIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT EITHER WAY. I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF YOU FUCKING TWIG FUCKS WHO WEIGH LESS THAN THE ANOREXIC WHORES THEY ASSOCIATE WITH ACTING ALL FUCKING HARD AND SHIT WHEN A SIMPLE BREEZE WOULD MAKE THEM CRUMBLE.
GO GET SOME MORE FUCKING CHILDREN'S VODKA AND FAKE BRONZER AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT ANOTHER FAKE CHAIN HOW ABOUT SOME DOG TAGS? THAT'S FUCKING GHETTO RIGHT THERE YOU GUIDO FUCKING BITCH.
AND FUCK YEAH I'M MAD PEOPLE I GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WANT TO ASK ME IF I'M MAD BRO B/C I FUCKING AM AND I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF FAGGOTS LIKE THIS
FUCK YOU
Thomas Bell
I cannot believe this is still going around lol
Jack Bell
Newfags. Upholding the bright tradition of talking to copypasta since 2007.
Camden Rodriguez
hahahahaha kekekek jej I almost don't wanna kms rn
Jayden Parker
Could be a high level troll, are we being trolled?
Oliver Miller
...
Nathaniel Garcia
Well... My life is shit, whit that in mind i can make fun of whatever i want because there are a few things worst than beein me soo...
Jason Nguyen
woooosh
Brody Allen
I'm not fat
Owen White
Fuck you, "John," you fucking faggot.
I get more pussy in one day than you've ever gotten in your whole pathetic life, you fucking bigot.
That whore of yours must have a drinking problem, because that hair is bleached as fuck.
Leo Robinson
You tell em, bud.
Anthony Cooper
That response is copypasta too you stupid fucks. Lurk before posting.
Brandon Green
Hi john.
You look like a reasonable chap, so word of advice:
Don't ever duck with me. I will find you and make you lick my salty butt. Believe it homo.
Oliver Morgan
Newfag detected. It's old pasta kiddo, newfags don't know, pic related.
Nathaniel Clark
You're a masterbaiter.
Hunter Smith
Fucking newfags don't know this is a copypasta for this post
