What's the gayest thing you've done?

what's the gayest thing you've done?
>why haven't you come out as bisexual?

I played a porn VR game and molested a male character.

Went to a transsexual prostitute and sucked eachothers dick

faggot

Sup Forums is for Sup Forumsisexual

Stop this degeneracy, now.

Not everyone wants AIDs

taste my own cum
cuz that's gay, faggot

Might be meeting up with someone to suck my first dick. Anyone else wanna offer some insight?

Insight wasn't the right word. I meant like advice or how their first time was

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If you are only interested in dick (don't like anything else about men) then make sure he cums first. I came first then became completely uninterested in continuing

if it doesn't go well don't be a pussy and decide on the spot that you were straight all this time.

sexual experiences with strangers are a total mixed bag. when it's with someone you know/feel something for, that's where all the satisfaction is supposed to come from.

i'm sure you'll have some sort of fun, I just find it really annoying when anons will literally go out of their way to suck a stranger's dick and then act all shocked when they feel gross later, then blame porn for making them want to suck a dick

No teeth...nothing worse

Would jacking yourself off in an alternate dimension be considered gay since you're technically still jacking of another guy?

irl? i get flirty with a friend when we're together.

I decided to become bisexual. I like it a lot.

Got pegged by an older woman while she played with herself, stroked me, kissed me and put her juice coated fingers in my mouth.

She made me lick my cum off her fingers and feed it back to her afterwards then I ate both her holes while she played with the mess we made until she came.

Best orgasm of my life.

>why haven't you come out as bisexual?
Guys don't do anything for me looks wise and I don't like the way they smell.

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Smashed a trap

Jerked off in a tent with two other guys jerking off in early high school. We werent jerkin off to each other, just some straight porn my buddy had. Just the thought of a couple dudes jerkin off together in a tent sounds pretty gay though

>We werent jerkin off to each other
How do you know the other two weren't?

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

I touched a 13ish year old boy's dick when I was 8. My mother had moved into this guy's house because we had nowhere else* to live, and his whole family was crazy. Somehow, his son ended up convincing me to mess around with him; we went into some little-used room in the house after everyone (including me) had gone to bed. After he pulled his dick out and laid out on the floor, I ended up messing about with his boner like it was an Atari joystick. At some point I started trying to look down his urethra and he thruster and hit me on the bridge of my nose. Then he put his pants back on and we went back to bed.

Well I'm pretty sure both turned out to be gay, so they might have been. And considering im bi, maybe i should have joined them. Oh well, you live and you learn

Jerk him off for starters. Say dirty things and look into his eyes with a horny look... hell want it more. Then suck his dick. Do and say all same stuff you'd do during jerk job.

If u like cum on ur face, let him stand over u for a few mins while he gently rubs ur chin with his dick. Its super badass and they love to chill like that right after a good blowjob.

tits or gtfo

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But I'm a boy :/

>Answered an older guys ad on craigslist.
>I was looking to suck a nice cock and he was needing sucked.
>Went to his house, he dropped his shorts and sat on the couch
>i gave him head for about 15 minutes
>he started tensing up and saying he was about to cum
>was really horny so started deepthroating him like a pro
>he pumps quite a large load down my throat, can feel it pulsing and leaking cum
>swallow and struggle to keep it all down
>turn and leave.
>fast forward a year later i live 2 blocks over from him and go to his house just about every morning before work and suck his cock, occassionally he bends me over and pounds one out in my ass.

>i gave him head for about 15 minutes
How long do guys usually last when you suck them? I have a really hard time getting off from just head.

Then kiss another guy. Are you cute? I'll do it.

nothing. quit promoting degeneracy

>closet bisexual detected

>had sex with a woman
>gayest thing you've done

even if that was the case, i'd at least have the common decency to realize it should be kept a secret.

Why would it need to be kept a secret? Who fucking cares?

With him 15 minutes is about average if im just giving him a “quickie”.
I like to take my time and he enjoys the anticipation and build up so usually about 35 sometimes.
I started sucking dick around the age of 11. Started with my best friend at the time and moved on to other neighborhood kids so you could say i definitely had some practice.

trips of truth

dubs confirms

Do most guys take about 15 minutes to get off?

get on b
>see this thread

sodomy is disgusting and so is all of gay "culture". there's no need to let everyone know you love having a cock shoved up your shit-lined colon, especially children. i understand some people cant/dont want to help themselves, but they could at least be polite enough not to share it with the rest of the world.

>Being bottom for a woman
>Not gay as hell

I’ve met some guys i can make cum in under 4 if i want, but usually between 12-15 mins seems to be the most common time frame. On the high end though, i occassionally see a guy that is quite a challenge to make him cum from oral (but thats all he enjoys) and it takes me about an hour or so to make him cum. Jaw is sore after that but i like the challenge and hes told me im the only person thats made him cum from just oral

> it takes me about an hour or so to make him cum
That's how I am. Not sure if I've ever gotten off 100% from a blowjob. It usually turns into me jerking off while I get rimmed.

Struck out at the bar one night and was kind of annoyed at women. On my walk home I stopped to get some shitty poutine and this black dude started hitting on me hardcore in line and I went with it (.

He asked if I was straight and I pretended to act shy and didn't say anything at first, then he asked what I would do if he tried to kiss me and we made out for a few seconds in line.

Flash forward 20 minutes and my dick is in his mouth, but I can't get hard. Tried watching porn, but just couldn't do it. He said that he knows that he's pretty attractive, and I apologized for being straight. Not really interested in trying again, but damn, getting laid would be easier lol

yeah, thats about the size of it fuckstick.

I enjoy crossdressing into women's lingerie, usually satin/nylon panties, bra, camisole, and garter belt/stockings, and putting myself in bondage pretending to be a captured damsel in distress. It's extra fun when rolling on MDMA, as it becomes impossible to cum and my microdick can stick between my legs. I'll get a hotel room for myself, roll, and tie my sissy self up, screaming into my gag for hours from the sheer pleasure of the vibrating plug in my anus.

Yep, that totally happens to me. I hought I was the only "weird bi" only interested in dicks. I don't like male body and i get totally turned off when I have to sexually touch one, but I love to give blowjobs and feel the cum onto me or in my mouth. It's easier to "tolerate" the touching if you're horny

Neat.

Fucking seconded

How was it?

Sucked a girls dick once, so nothing really gay

does anyone have the link to pic related?

What is more gay? Sucking a girl's dick or getting fucked by a girl?

I didnt let her fuck me. I just sucked her and she came in my mouth

I didn't mean to imply she fucked you, I was just posing the question.

sauce pls (pic related)

that's not exactly gay because you're fantasizing over the female figure still, but that's pretty hawt user

I think both sucking a girl and getting fucked in the ass by a girl is not gay

Yeah but which one is more gay?

>referring to traps as female

you're worse than SJWs

Both are 0% gay because its a girl with a femine penis

Everything is a little bit gay. On a scale of 0 to 1000000, a million being gay, you are telling me both of these situations are rated as a 0?

if i like sucking dick and eating pussy and getting my ass fucked but i never want to top does that make me gay or bi

Because bi dudes are like are like ball lightning: a lot of people claim to have seen it, it probably exists, but there’s almost none of it.

Technically you are asexual since you don't want to fuck anyone.

>Been fucked in the ass by another man while he played with my nipples as I came
>I am not a woman and am mature enough not to constantly remind everyone of my sexuality. What I do in my bedroom is not your business.*

*Unless we're on Sup Forums

i sucked my dad off. twas big

69'd with my male cousin in our underware when we were like 12. woops.

>Fuck off with your gay propaganda faggot

Nearly fucking every dude says this and it’s because nearing everyone sucks at sucking dick. Most girls seem to have the idea that if they’re deigning to do it at all it’s automatically awesome. Even when they’re just licking it around the edges while trying to stay as far away as possible from any jizz.

McFucking suck my gfs dick I guess?

need backstory

Enlighten us with tips on how to give a better blowjob.

I’m starting to think that all these threads, the fucking dick rate threads, tribute threads, and trap threads are all part of the best executed raid on Sup Forums in history.

Or... it could just be that we all want to do gay shit and our repressive society prevents expression of this in all venues except anonymous image boards.

did you eat his cum?

he knows too much send in the reddit MIB

Find a girl who likes swallowing, she shouldn’t clamp down her mouth like a lamprey or take the whole *sucking* dick part so literally, Very wet. Decent motion, but not a fucking blur. Using hands is alright for a bit, but it’s not a fucking handjob. Play with the balls. It’s not fucking rocket surgery.

i didn't realize i liked men until i was 30 so i missed out on a lot of sex during the years i was still hot

>what's the gayest thing you've done?
I replied to OP in this thread. kys you degenerate faggot.

Unless you’re living in fucking downtown Tehran or Mobile Alabama, nobody gives a flying fuck if you’re gay. If you want to be a closet case, fine. What’s not fine is the fact that most of this is straight up grooming. You know, that thing that’s not supposed to exist.

I used to be picked on and they made me jack them off in the lockerroom or they'd beat me up. Luckily nobody finished but the shame lasted until college.

This. I could have had so much cock in high school.

I’m all for a well-executed troll. Even the ones with awful consquences like traps and bronies.

i mean i did end up fucking the guy i was friends with from kindergarten all the way to high school, he wasn't even that good in bed but the emotional side made it amazing anyway and we were so comfortable with each other. he's in a long term relationship with a girl in australia now but we still hook up whenever he visits here again

Comfy as fuck.

I hung out with my best friend religiously and then realized recently I was crushing on him for 16 years. He's straight. I'm fucked man.

I'm sorry dude. You'll find someone.

Nah I have like 5 fucking dudes. But damn does that not fill the best friend dick shaped void in my ass.

why would i "come out" as anything to anyone?? ill fuck who i want and people shouldnt care

I sucked dick out of curiosity, it was hot.
I have close to no sexual attraction to the male physique aside for the penis, so I would barely count myself as bicurious.

When my gay friend said "That's it. That prove's your gay." I swallowed his cum so I could talk and said "I have no idea what you are talking about. I'm just helping out a friend who helps me out between girls."

had sex with passable trans. didnt think i would enjoy sucking dick. so yea tits, dick and ass. is all im about now.

this guy right here asking the real questions

>>referring to traps as female

I'm 18 now but a few years back I knew I was bi, went on Craigslist and answered an ad that was two guys looking to fuck a younger man.
They rented a hotel room near me and at the weekend I met them outside it at a Starbucks.
There was three of them in total all over I'd say 40.
I was so fucking hard while they talked to me, asking me what I was wanting to do. I said I wasn't sure and was pretty shy about the whole thing.
Eventually they asked if I wanted to go up to the room and I said ok. Once there they stripped me, played with my cock, ass had me kneel as they stood in a circle and fed me their cocks.
Fucked and got me to suck them for a few hours then had me shower and sent me off.
Only did it once but I still jerk to the experience
AMA I guess, if anyone wants more details