OFFICIAL METS VS PIRATES THREAD

>mest
1. Curtis Granderson (L) LF
2. Jose Reyes (S) 3B
3. Jay Bruce (L) RF
4. Neil Walker (S) 2B
5. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
6. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
7. Travis d'Arnaud (R) C
8. Juan Lagares (R) CF
9. Matt Harvey (R) P

>scallywags
1. Adam Frazier (L) LF
2. Josh Harrison (R) 2B
3. Josh Bell (S) 1B
4. Gregory Polanco (L) RF
5. David Freese (R) 3B
6. Andrew McCutchen (R) CF
7. Francisco Cervelli (R) C
8. Jordy Mercer (R) SS
9. Tyler Glasnow (L) P

Wow, I can't wait for the Mets to lose AGAIN!

at least they didn't get a sweep

Why cant this be 3 inning games like in Battle Royale from THE SHOW so our bullpen doesnt get exposed

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why can't these fuckers stop cheating and juicing? beisbol is full of roids, how do they not get caught the rest of the time?

>female announcer

ESPN is becoming unwatchable for live sports too

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I know Aaron Boone really is a walking vagina

damn even the lone white kid on the Pirates is a wigger

>the only shiny piece in a shitty lump of garbage
A) mute the commentary
B) put on some music

I listening to some mix up of some Pink Floyd tracks

Stop meming. She's not even that bad.

>Clot Thickens

Jeez

March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:

Bullshit, it was great in the mid 90s to early 00s.

>harvey

It never ends

Get used to it. The Mets are going to be bad for a while.

>He has tattoos.

Wow incredible sports commentary right there.

she's terrible, but most commentators are nowadays.

Conforto is going to look good in Nationals red.

>mest

this dumb broad is gettin on my nerves but i do not own a physical radio to hear 710am

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Trying out watching baseball.

I don't get why they run to the bases so casually.

The last guy got outed only being half a step away and yet he didn't even bother sprinting/diving or anything?

Why is this?

are we ever gonna see the dark knight again?

They are slow.

He's the Derp Knight now.

because they rarely, if ever, really hussle and go full speed to the base because it is most likely that they will not beat the throw. and i know what you're saying, it looks more like the speed you'd jog across the street to make a street light change. i don't get it either.

this too, alot of players are built for power, not speed.

Yeah but by his body language he wasn't going full pace.

It's also similar with the fielding, some of them pick it up and throw it in laissez-faire when it seems that a bit of sprinting and rapid throwing could have got an out. I guess maybe it's not worth the chance of being more inaccurate and getting them an extra base?

Interview with Terry Collins
kek

Because they're fucking idiots. Even if they know they won't make it the least they can do is put pressure on the thrower and hope they bungle the throw.

They get paid millions of dollars and can't even bother to sprint 90 feet.w

Hate that shit

well there's also the possibility that all professional sports are rigged, and every outcome is scripted.

but that's crazy talk, amirite?

They are going as fast as they can. They just look slow on TV.

If an infielder is so shit that "pressure" can make them bungle the throw, they would've been cut a long time ago.

I don't think you know what laissez-faire means

Too much money in the betting industry for games to be rigged.

It happens.

If they hurry the throw they'll miss the target by several meters. It's not worth it.

They're entitled millenials who only try in the postseason

>games cannot be rigged

orly?

>A policy or attitude of letting things take their own course, without interfering.

I just meant they sort of just "accepted" they'd make it to base without trying to personally change it by going for it.

>Homer Simpson is now in the Hall of Fame but Pete Rose isn't

Assdribble

BASED ASSDRIBBLE!

Yeah. Suuuuuure you did.

holy shit i thought you were fucking around, they did this yesterday. i didn't know that hahaha. but yeah, pete has ridiculous records that as far as i remember some still haven't been broken. all the younger guys probably weren't alive when he was rigging games and betting against his own team for profit. then subsequently getting caught and eternally shamed in baseball.

worth my time to watch the mets blow it yet again, or should I go back to the rum?

hit the rum away, stick around for the game tho.

stick with the rum, Cyril

Prooty good game 2bh

Whats next for Matt "Just fuck my shit up" Harvey?

Serious question: does Blevins have decent trade value right now? I feel like if I needed bullpen help I'd prefer him over Reed.

harvey not fucking up. hm.

>rum drinker in the Caribbean
>rooting against the Pirates

this "pasta" is so cringy and forced

ho ho reyes gettin busy.

3-1 eat it bucs!

topkek bruce just walked off the plate hahaha what the fuck.

BRUCE!

5-1

Tyler Glasnow is a total bust.

The most frustrating part about the Mets is they constantly make me feel as if they were a really good team

Truth be told, there is a good team deep within the Mets, but do to their own stupidity it will never be unleashed again.

>do to their own stupidity

Yeah, so? Its not wrong.

>someone watched and categorized every goddamn pitch to compile this meme statistic

Why wouldn't you listen to some bad company or ed rush and optical? Makes the game a hell of a lot better


"muh softball"

Come on Pirates don't lose to these bums

It's "due to their own stupidity," retard.

That's what I said. Due to they're own stupidity.

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>do to their own stupidity

>bucs pitching is so shit even grandy gets good hits

6-1

harvey 100 pitch threshold approaches, hold on to your asses.

>sweatingMets.jpg

>tfw all my pics are gone

AH SHIT HERE IT COMES

MATT HARVEY'S ERA IS UNDERNEATH 5
THE DARK KNIGHT HAS RETURNED

wow that catch. excellent way to end harvey's run.

i got you falamalam

>pierats

There's still hope.

thanks bro

DUDA SMASH!!!!!!

Improved version

thx! also, double improved version

once of these days i would love to get all the local metsbros together from here and we all go to a game and shitpost like mad from the stands.

but who am i kidding, none of us ever leave the house.

Those of us who do leave the house wouldn't want to go to a game with other people from Sup Forums. I go to Mets games but I don't mention it until after I've already gone so I can avoid meeting people from Sup Forums

If Granderson goes deep here we're making the playoffs

i've run into chantards in real life before. i know for most people it's a huge security issue because we all know what kind of weaponized autism comes with this place, how we destroy our own for shits and giggles, etc, but everyone i've ever come across was just decent people with the same kinda stupid ass humor in common. i think the real vengeful hateful types are the ones who really are the 400 lbs hackers. you'll never see them, they're all in the house pissing in bottles and being degenerate. but that's another thread for another board.

oh shit grandy still hitting.

It's over. Call it umps

hm mets win via rain tonight maybe.

kek

More like PN SEA Park amirite??

Is this a new wholesome maymay?

Damn she thicc

>ramirez

he couldn't possibly blow this lead, r-right guys?

I just know I'm scared

Why in the fuck did you guys pick up Ramirez?

Our bullpen is terrible and even he was still cut.

Why did my Dodgers sign Sergio Romo? Because he sucks poopoo.

He's a Giant undercover agent.

thank god

nice. gg pirates. you guys guys tomorrow 4pm vs brews.