I’ve never stolen someone’s bicycle

i’ve never stolen someone’s bicycle

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On my first bong rip I blew into the bong instead of sucking because that's how I thought people made the water bubble. My friends stared at me for at least 2 minutes and wondered why no weed was burning

I didn't had any self esteem changes after the black panther premiere. I don't think I'm a special snowflake after that dogshit movie.

the only seasoning I use is salt due to fear of spiciness, and even that's reserved for nights that I'm feeling a little extra crazy

I can't dance

Im not white thank God

I make more than my degenerate coworker.

I can swim

I enjoy watching my wife get fucked by black men...

I like ugly asian girls.

>found the niggerdoodle

I know my father.

I know my father

I fantasize about getting cucked

I had a near perfect GPA and didn't get into UCLA or CAL.

I'm still with the mother of my child

I know my dad

I don't have the urge to drive an impala.

I have a job

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I think I'm the victim in every situation. prove me wrong

I pay my child support and spend as much time with my son as possible.

Ranch dressing is spicy.

I love pickled foods, beets and sour kraut are my favorite.

I play the violin.

I love folk music.

I wear clothes that fit appropriately.

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I think this is funny

My dad will sue your dad

I'm not allowed to have a political opinion according to my facebook feed.

I haven't won a single armed conflict since WW2.

Sometimes I go out for brunch

Jews ain't white

Nice trips

I prefer boobs to ass

This is my new fav youtuber
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>pretty white right

Quads

ok...

I drink milk

No one cares, fuck off shill

Sigh. Ever heard of Desert Storm 1? Aka the single greatest strategic victory since the fucking nukes?
God you faggots are tedious.

Mayonaise is too spicy for me

I voted for trump even though I gained nothing other than a white male president.

haha

I stabbed a guy and didn't go to prison

I use Fam, dawg and yo unironically

I think imperialism was great and the Kaiser should be restored

My syblings and I have all the same father

I don’t know what melanin is

I find this funny.

When did this become a YLYL

I believe whites spread civilization to the world even though it was mostly by spreading disease such as smallpox like a nigger

My first bong rip I coughed into it and blew bong water everywhere. My friends were most displeased

I’m patently evil with the blood of genocidal imperialists coursing through my veins.

And I’m the most hated race in the West

first time I smoked weed I coughed right into he piece and lost like three bowls
got waaaaay too high for my first time
I'm terminally scarred
Still not white tho :(

I can put my hands wherever I want when I get pulled over.

I'm not retarded

I have the ability to plan more than a day in advance

I went to private school and have a job that pays over $24 an hour

I've been to jail, I like watermelon, I like fried chicken
yep totally white

I wear shoes in the house and even when I'm laying on my bed

I'm white and kinda stupid, what do

oh that's normal hun

I'm planning a school shooting

Confirmed white male posting.

I killed a cop and Blue Lives Matters didn't go apeshit retarded about it

I enjoy snow skiing.

I can't please my wife or keep a thread alive for more than 30 minutes

I need other people to validate my insecurities to feel better about myself.

I'm not a rapist.

Based

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Dies bitte.

I'm an engineer (not civil).
>not really

My credit score is high 700's.

I dont have EBT

I texted my dad today

My penis is less than 7 inches long

I dont believe my ancestors were Egyptian

I live in Indiana, went to a private christian school K-12, and my parents are paying for my college.

I love metal.

I have enough money to buy what I want, when I want, how I want it.

Jews don't count.

>Hell yeah! We beat those muzzies which were armed with early Cold War weapons!
Too bad you lost China, First Indochina War, Korea, Vietnam/Second Indochina War, Cuban Revolution, Soviet-Afghan War, Rhodesian Bush War, Iraq War, Mexican Drug War.
Wh*Tey can't do anything anymore. Wh*tey will be the niggers of the 22 century. Wh*Teboys will be slaves and wh*Tewomyn will be used as sex toys.

Damn, sorry. Breed with a white female, maybe your offspring will be white. Good luck!

I have a father in my life, im not poor, i dont have aids, and I voted for Trump.

I've been pulled over by the police and not got shot.

>Ameri-mutt
>"wh*Te"

what shithole country are you from?
white men rule the world. end of fucking story.

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How the fuck does someone 'lose' the Mexican Drug War? Other than, ya know, mexican civvies?

>rule
ruled* the world. The day of wh*Tes raping and pillaging like the true niggers of the world is over!

My credit score is almost 800

Amerimutt education at it's finest!

I listen to the Beach Boys

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small dick

>another band who took a non-wh*Tes genre and made it worse.

I don't have a curfew.

good job answering my question.
What shithole country are you from?

I've never so much as wanted government handouts.

I wear my jeans correctly.

I've never axed a stupid question.