Sam is back Sup Forums
Dubs decides what happens.
Also not killing my cat smh
Sam is back Sup Forums
Dubs decides what happens.
Also not killing my cat smh
Give him sweet love and affection
kill your cat
Get off my thread
give him chocolate.
wrap him in toilet paper
shite man
Put a dog cone on him, if u dont have one ,make from paper
Put him in the refrigerator for a second and take a pic.
Wrap up in a blanket and swing around the room periodically smashing into random objects until the kitty is fried
Fucking reroll.
Make the cat w meme
:thinking:
Okay my trips commands you wrap little kitty up and swing it around into some in your place user. Better get it on vid and deliver
sharpie in pooper and timestamp
I'm not killing my cat smh
good show
Feed it another smaller cat
Sharpie in kitty butt. Would be funny. Lick afterwards.
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Place your penis on his head.
Obviously faggot, so swing it into some stuff wrapped in a blanket. Clearly won't kill it unless your really getting into it
Throw all your cat food in the garage, and force you're cat watch.
winner
Turn cat on backside and show us genitals if male grab his kitty kock if female out finger in her kitty kooch
Garbage*
Reroll
Finger in pooper
love him tenderly and provide him with a good home
reroll
is this the window cat i saw from the other night? keke cats that choose to hang around you are the best, even if it's just cause you feed them.
pic related: cat i tricked into liking me. his name is jeffrey.
dang
smh
get your cats favourite food and get alot of it. put it in a giant bowl and then while its watching shit on it
Yes!!
Gtfo disgusting ass
Deliver OP
Reroll
Sad Boi Hours
As he's cute
Lick his asshole
Throw the cat a party.
you pet him while he eats
my cat loves that shit
strap kitty into/onto a big remote control car and take kitty to the park on it or take kitty to a skatepark
Sad reacts only
Reroll.
warm a blanket for him in the dryer
cuddle him, tell you you care about him.
reroll again
give him some tuna
This is my magnificent stud.
give him a good ol kiss
Don't need dubs for this one!
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Play meowing cat noises on YouTube while petting another object to get a cute reaction
Then wreck it in the face with a hard covered book
hell yeah bless OP, give him some tuna served in your finest china
reroll
Put him in the bathtub and turn the facet on.
>Sad reacts only
Give him some tuna and love him forever
rerolling
Why would you betray me?
Place a blanket over him so he is completely covered.
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he's one of 4 cats that hang around the complex in a pack. they defend the immediate territory. i have named them all.
Jeffrey is the nicest one
Goddamn it I finally get dubs and I didn't request any goodness for the cat!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pet that cat and give him the tuna!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reroll
need that cat to eat out of the finest china you have
Sam does not like CP and Traps!!
REROLL
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rolling
Reroll
just want the homie to have a fancy dinner
reroll
rolling for order him Domino's
Feed the cat a log of shit
Alright goodnight everyone, Sam and I are going to sleep. Will be back tomororw w/ Sam
Sam of Sup Forums shall become a thing!!
Kiss his forehead
motherfucker
later dude
There's no Domino's in my shitty little town anyway smh
Put painters tape on his cutsie wootsie paawws
Oh man, I love this cat
then order him pizza from somewhere else. boneless pizza though, he'll choke
>jimmy fallon isn't funny
>nominated movies weren't box office hits (public doesn't know them)
>sick of Hollywood circlejerk
pick any
wat.
I think you meant to post in the "why don't people watch the oscars anymore" thread
This is the awesome "pet the kitty and buy him a pizza" thread
give the neko treats and happiness
night sam and user
this please