Sam is back Sup Forums

Sam is back Sup Forums

Dubs decides what happens.

Also not killing my cat smh

Give him sweet love and affection

kill your cat

Get off my thread

give him chocolate.

wrap him in toilet paper

shite man

Put a dog cone on him, if u dont have one ,make from paper

Put him in the refrigerator for a second and take a pic.

Wrap up in a blanket and swing around the room periodically smashing into random objects until the kitty is fried

Fucking reroll.

Make the cat w meme

:thinking:

Okay my trips commands you wrap little kitty up and swing it around into some in your place user. Better get it on vid and deliver

sharpie in pooper and timestamp

I'm not killing my cat smh

good show

Feed it another smaller cat

Sharpie in kitty butt. Would be funny. Lick afterwards.

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Place your penis on his head.

Obviously faggot, so swing it into some stuff wrapped in a blanket. Clearly won't kill it unless your really getting into it

Throw all your cat food in the garage, and force you're cat watch.

winner

Turn cat on backside and show us genitals if male grab his kitty kock if female out finger in her kitty kooch

Garbage*

Reroll

Finger in pooper

love him tenderly and provide him with a good home

reroll

is this the window cat i saw from the other night? keke cats that choose to hang around you are the best, even if it's just cause you feed them.

pic related: cat i tricked into liking me. his name is jeffrey.

dang

smh

get your cats favourite food and get alot of it. put it in a giant bowl and then while its watching shit on it

Yes!!

Gtfo disgusting ass

Deliver OP

Reroll

Sad Boi Hours

As he's cute

Lick his asshole

Throw the cat a party.

you pet him while he eats

my cat loves that shit

strap kitty into/onto a big remote control car and take kitty to the park on it or take kitty to a skatepark

Sad reacts only

Reroll.

warm a blanket for him in the dryer

cuddle him, tell you you care about him.

reroll again

give him some tuna

This is my magnificent stud.

give him a good ol kiss

Don't need dubs for this one!

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Play meowing cat noises on YouTube while petting another object to get a cute reaction
Then wreck it in the face with a hard covered book

hell yeah bless OP, give him some tuna served in your finest china

reroll

Put him in the bathtub and turn the facet on.

>Sad reacts only

Give him some tuna and love him forever

rerolling

Why would you betray me?

Place a blanket over him so he is completely covered.

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he's one of 4 cats that hang around the complex in a pack. they defend the immediate territory. i have named them all.

Jeffrey is the nicest one

Goddamn it I finally get dubs and I didn't request any goodness for the cat!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pet that cat and give him the tuna!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reroll

need that cat to eat out of the finest china you have

Sam does not like CP and Traps!!

REROLL

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rolling

Reroll

just want the homie to have a fancy dinner

reroll

rolling for order him Domino's

Feed the cat a log of shit

Alright goodnight everyone, Sam and I are going to sleep. Will be back tomororw w/ Sam

Sam of Sup Forums shall become a thing!!

Kiss his forehead

motherfucker

later dude

There's no Domino's in my shitty little town anyway smh

Put painters tape on his cutsie wootsie paawws

Oh man, I love this cat

then order him pizza from somewhere else. boneless pizza though, he'll choke

>jimmy fallon isn't funny
>nominated movies weren't box office hits (public doesn't know them)
>sick of Hollywood circlejerk

pick any

wat.

I think you meant to post in the "why don't people watch the oscars anymore" thread

This is the awesome "pet the kitty and buy him a pizza" thread

give the neko treats and happiness

night sam and user

this please