They are all here to see you

They are all here to see you.
What do you say?

What do you say??

Get a life, will you people? For crying out loud, it's just a TV show. I mean look at you, look at the way you're dressed. You're turning an enjoyable little job I did as a lark for a few years into a colossal waste of time.

"niggers"

dramatic pause

exit stage left to rapturous applause

"Fuck all you manga loving weeaboo stinky faggots"

get out

Welcome Class. This is Mass Suicide 101. Today we're going to do something a little different. Each of you come up and take a cup of this delicious fruit punch!

"SURORISE FAGGOTS! YOU WON!" "Subway is catering and and the stripper poles will be mounted in 15 minutes for the lovely ladies of (local strip joint.) All you can drink kegs, cans, and bottles in the back. Minors, you have 10 minutes to visit the gaming lounge with free drinks, and subway also.

Excuse me, here, in the back.

OP IS A FAGGOT.

...

Today we discuss the menace Sup Forums poses to democracy.

Says tge /b shitposter

jesus help that poor boy!

>Man, I see in this room the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering.
>God damn it, an entire generation on disability checks, escaping into fiction; slaves with unclean underwear.
>Advertising has us chasing Pokémon and roasties, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.
>We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives.
>We've all been raised on YouTube to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and instagram whores, and rappers.
>But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

so basically
>REEEEEEEE KILL ALL THE NORMIES *tips*
under a guise of ''intellect''

it's literally a copypasta you newfag.

You there.... what day is it?

>mfw there are now scrubs on Sup Forums who weren't even born when that came out

when she touched my dick i came and started farting.

Traps are gay

Ziggy boogy doog

Well I see everyone is here. Just not exactly what I was expecting. Well..... thank you for coming.

George carlin is that you?

George Carlin was a shit tier comedian. He was more of a preacher if anything.

same fag?
and sorry for thinking that there still were sum semblence of originalety left on this board.
quote from who?

with this crowd i think there there to farm them wellfare memes

Welcome to the how to make money from your home seminar.

Yeah but he was right

So now let me show you the water purification systems you'll be selling

just go back to bed kid

Umm welcome to nightvale will not be coming, you can have an extra hour in the ball pit.

loser

u wot m8

...

you're mom gay

>just go back to bed kid

>Loser

really nigger. is that all you have

i fucking knew it. SAMEFAG ALERT!

>hitler was right

Ihr habt alle gefickt.

Fuck that's terrible posture

Who the fuck is the 8-bit guy?

>hello and thank you for coming to see the new infinity war trailer

Literally kys

they prefer handicapped, user

oh okay user, i didn't wanna be the same person as you anyways, it's cool

Thats not how samefagging works you utter moron.

M8's I am only good at trolling people in a Bachelor Of Arts, This is normal for STEM.
>Enjoy the free pizza, average beer keg and plain bottle wine.

"When I was an extra on The Next Generation..."

>mfw I kinda look like him
Except not smiling because no gf.

I used to get a bus to my girlfriends city, every single trip without fail a mega autist would get on, he was functional, but clearly unable to live independently, he had people waiting for him on either end of the trip, he was obese. Long greasy hair, he looked just like all the people in this picture, when he got on, the whole bus stank, upstairs and downstairs, of rotting flesh, Like when you dont wash your dick and it smells of rotting semen and ball sack. That smell enveloped the entire bus. This was just one guy. Imagine that room.

Shh. the fish are biting

you smelled that before?

stop, i dident bring this much bait

stay mad kid

stay loser, mad.

dunno about you, but as a kid I refused to shower whenever I could, which ofc gloriously backfired once puberty kicked it.
Since then I keep my hygiene in check.
Don't tell me this smell is really unfamiliar for you. Never been out in the woods, or drank trough a festival for days without end!?
Also, not the previous poster.

Hes probably an ocd loser that doesnt do anything fun. Festivals are where i've come to know the smell best. Or travelling on a budget.

>mfw
you dont bring enugh bait so you gotta feed them shit

"get that oblivion character creater lookin' motherfucker outta here"

Stay kid, mad.

>stay loser, mad.
>Stay kid, mad.

bad grammar is shit bait, so here is sum shit for you, fresh from page 1

I'm gay

Ugh, you're so fucking cringe. I bet you own a guy fawkes mask.

can i have sum of your salt with my bait?

Nice reference
+1 internets

>and here's how we use a can of deodorant..

...

then get a haircut and lose some weight

more bait for me to eat? y dont miend if i do

Fuck you, you sound like my mom.

Yeah pretty sure he's turned that poor kid into his own loli waifu sex toy

maybe mommy is right!!!

Zozzle

Some of us contribute

Batman cannot beat Superman.
>listen to groans from Batman fanboys
Now that the ugly truth is out let's set the ground rules.
>Continue on with death battle scenarios between fictional characters.
>This is something I actually do.

1 extra hour in the ball pit.

Yaaaas