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Now THIS is a thread.

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trump's approval rating is at an all-time high lads

flat earth is real

are hannah

gibs attention

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why doesn't janny ban people for saying the n word

do people just like talk to girls at the bar they don't know?

>parents have a party
>me and my brotheer mostly avoid it
>parents invited my fit neighbour (milf) who brought along a friend
>me and my brother eventually have to show face
>fit neighbour is tipsy and flirting with us
>brother starts chirpsing her friend
>he's over to my neighbours with the two of them whilst i've retreated back to my room to post on here

feels bad for some reason

yes done it loads. are you serious?

yes

shouldve went and done a four with your bro and the ho

noob

what, paymeNt?

Camille Rowe-Pourcheresse

>replying to it

Shagged a German bird last night lads, just thought you all should know x

hello tripfriend, and 100% serious, I'm quite anxious.
teach me

are hannah
good lad

racism is bad but open borders is worse

I'm learning how to cook /lat/, I must cook well of no one will ever marry me !


no cook = no cock

tbf I've only done it when i've been getting drinks and their standing near where im ordering.

you can't teach wit. just say something cheeky and then it will either continue on or you'll see nothing from it.

Or do coke

>replying to it
sure fire way of telling if a poster is a newcunt

Fucking benders reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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be confident but not too confident
(ie: don't be overbearing)

flat earth is real

would like to lick her pussy

*raises eyebrow at you*

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Ok so on my saturday night I like to get drunk and listen to Soviet patriot music, is that weird? I stand up and salute and all

it's 4 AM in Finland

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c, b and a

710 mL of corona straight down the gullet

I want to touch her

IF DUBS I WILL GET A BF

need a brown gf

Thanks lad

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no you don't

They're waving to the camera.
liveduvalstreet.com/
Say hi, /brit/!

howd you meet her?

yes he does, brown girls were made for white dick

Fuck off texas

need a gf with a cock

EL TURCOOOOOOO

leftypol OUT

>two self obsessed tripfags at once
ahhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssssssssssssssssss

going to blast off to space, lads, might end up in another galaxy. cheerio

Leftypol fuck off

making a see

I am honestly thinking about doing coke and just coke in clubs with an expensive whiskey drink.

did MDMA in a club and was a gorm even though was nice.

need a shag 2bh, would coke help me
would coke help?

BAN GERMANS FROM INT

need to become a janny just to persecute tripfags

stop replying to it you dumbfuck

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aren't hiccups weird lads

I like these Corbyn memes

rasheed

The home defense gun

europoors am i right lads X

lads if the argies invaded the falklands tomorrow would you answer the call and sign up?

I know I would 100%

I don't romanticise war but I would love to fire a gun and kill some argies

what do people in dead end jobs who aren't particularly attractive live for?

i'm in this description and i live for the weekend. on the weekends and in time after work i try to expand my knowledge by reading books. that's what i subsist and exist for and I'm not joking when i say that i live for little more. That's life right there, an afternoon read of a book on secondary school level biology.

hahaha...the absolute STATE eurofags

definitely would not put my life on the line for something as trivial as this.

the only war I'd happily sign up for, is the one to take down north korea.

I saw Emmy the Great, the London musician, live. During stage banter she talked about how she once went to a bar alone, drank at the counter, and absolutely noone approached her the whole night.

>Who are some artists that inspired you to start writing?

Billy Bragg was a huge inspiration when I was starting out. He proved that you could make a point just armed with lyrics and a few chords. That gave me the courage to write my first songs even though I couldn’t really play an instrument well.

>Then there was Patti Smith, who didn’t seem to ever sacrifice a lyric or a concept for the sake of pop. Bright Eyes always writes what he wants to – when I was first writing and I was trying to buck the existing pop formulas, I would listen to his music and gain inspiration.

Another modern songwriter who I was always mesmerised by is Joanna Newsom. She packs so many concepts and stories into her songs, and her musical composition is intriguingly complex, but not at the cost of hooks and repetition. She really pushes songwriting forward with her albums.

>I also admire women like Katheleen Hannah who are unashamedly graphic and feminine in turn. I think they broke boundaries for female songwriters. And Black Francis. His lyrics are so deceptive and funny, and I love their apocalyptic/ sci fi themes. Pixies song structures always surprise you too.

vive le revolution comrad :)

trips are the backbone of /brit/

In a club

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don't know. probably why everyone has a mid life crisis

their cats

idk how my life would be any different under 'mmunism.

>Saturday
>get 5 calls from the boss during breakfast
>asked to do emergency work from 12-2
>emails throughout the day afterwards

>Sunday
>wake up to a text from the boss
>put my phone away for a couple of hours
>log on to my PC
>skype auto-logs-in
>boss starts messaging me saying we have some urgent work

>3

definitely would not put my life on the line for something as trivial as this.

the only war I'd happily sign up for, is the one to take down the british government.

WTF is this shit for crying out loud

channel4.com/programmes/britains-great-gay-buildings

free shit dude :) vote cobyn

flat earth is real

Triple Breasted Women Swim Around Town... Totally Naked!

Don't you have free time after work?

You arrive in Wakefield year 3984

Channel 4 is owned by a jewish man, look on wikpedia

the earth was like a marble
and i was a giant

what fucking job do you do where you're on call like this

No it isn't.

Not really
>takes 45 minutes to get home
>cook dinner (usually takes an hour)
>eat it (usually takes an hour)
>do a cheeky bit of reading whilst eating and after reading
>go to sleep at 10pm

Just say no you fucking mong

having a calzone

no because I'm not an idiot

>I would love to fire a gun and kill some argies
autism

wikipedia was creates by the jews

Business Analyst. It's only just started happening recently.

Alri Manuel, tell me your experiences of being in this position

>book on secondary school level biology.
Correct me if I'm wrong : Reading is not really a passion for you, but you're trying to catch up on your education, to open better job perspectives?

Or could you recommend a few good books you actually read for fun?

I'm in a similar situation, I'd recommend Bukowski (Ham on Rye...), John Fante (ask the dust), Hamsun (Hunger), I'm planning to move on to Gorki.

yes it is you spastic

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Abraham_(executive)

haha fucking state of this manlet

What hours do you work? What fully grown adult needs that much sleep?

twitter qt is half maltese

knew she wasn't british

>2 hours to make and eat dinner
you could cut that down a fuck tonne

>not taking up arms to defend your fellow brits

literal sheeds fuck off out my country

you're in a shit spot but 100% put it in as hours worked and not some shitty favour.

your job is not one you sign up for with the expectation for being on call 24/7