Has god ever answered your prayers?

Has god ever answered your prayers?

>ROGERS
dump the roastie maple nudes my dude

Still don't have a million dollars.

Nope.

If dubs, there is no god

if this post ends in anything but 0 God is real

Based, hallelujah!

this post will be dubs so athiests can checkem

Still no japanese waifu! Answer my prayers, pls...

>glitched. prices!!!! nons

These dubs say there is no god

Has God ever told you that you were gayer than hell for having an iphone?

Shipping is glitches also ya spam fag

IF DUBS THEN GOD EXISTS

If dubs, the antichrist wins

Yes. I prayed to God that i want hitchens to die. He listened.

Oh fuck.

Yes

turns out everyone dies eventually... who would have known?

Yeah he has. Too many times.

Yep. One prayer. Sadly, I promised not to make another wish.

if this post is singles this post
is untrue

I forgot
What's the name of the god that answers prayers?
Oprah

MODS this nigger faggot is trying to conjure a familiar