What's a quick easy way to break a bone...

What's a quick easy way to break a bone? I fucking hate working at Popeyes so I need to do this before my next shift in 4 hours, I was thinking my femur would be the best one because they couldn't argue anything if I broke that, but I don't have a big hammer or anything lying around.

There is no way you're breaking your femur.

Get another job nigger.

user to break your fucking femur you'd need one hell of a hammer

Why would you break a bone you stupid nigger? Just find another job.

>breaking a femur.
I am interdasted. Try to do this.

Breaking bones is stupid...
Hint: bone can support a car, but only if forces are square.

Be sure to live stream it

Femur is the STRONGEST FUCKING BONE IN YOUR BODY.
The easiest way would be to slam your fingers in something or on something and break a finger or two

user and his tiny little grubby hands thinks he can break his fucking femur which is as hard as concrete, topkek

put your feet on train tracks

Nigger what?

Pls record. We want to see when you scream like a little bitch lols.

Car can support bone but only if forces are rectangular

you Should break your skull instead retard

How are you going to simulate that this happened at work? You would have to say that an entire oven fell on your leg

>frogposting? hmmm let's see...
>lols
frogposting for shit -- your homework calls user

easier with pic.

Great, a crudely drawn dick. Yeah that clears it up.

your best bet would be slamming a door over you fingers or something. or have a car run over your foot.

I suggest crushing your skull in a hydraulic press.

I too fap 10000 times before noon

That is newtons
I'll redraw

it is hybraulic bress chennel, todai we crash some skulz...

car r34, im into it

Now he’s drawing some kind of perverted furry sex thing like pic related

You're fucking retarded, but if you really want to, kick your pinky toe on a door frame really fucking hard. Easiest way and least healing time

Break something else other than femur. There's a reason why they are one of the worst fractures to have. If it's a complete fracture, the muscles of the thigh tend to contract pulling the two pieces of fractured femur past each other, causing all kinds of damage to the tissues around it. Among those tissues is the femoral artery, which if severed can cause you to die from exsanguination as fast as 3 minutes depending on cardiac output. Assuming you live, it's an extremely lengthy and expensive course of treatment.

you certainly think a lot of your boner

>Now he’s drawing some kind of perverted furry sex thing like pic related
OK

But you are fucking perverts, it was a bone, not a dick.

Don’t listen to this fagggot. He’s probably not even a skeleton

>not a dick

Yes, it is a bone. Just weird bone...

Literally find a stud in a wall and walk fast nose first into it, you will break your shit. That or slam your pinky in a door.

if it's not a sex thing, then why am I fapping to it?

break your dick bone

t. Skeleton

If I run into a stud - fucking second floor will collapse on me.

That might break your femur. Do it faggot. Don’t forget to livestream

Dunno, Sup Forums can fap on anything.
Fap on this naughty gradients...

No, thanks, one time was enough. Wood is expensive in my area.

Is that dick cumming in Newtons??

fucking retard cuck just quit your job no need to break a fucking bone

No, it is a dick-shaped bone.

It takes 7 pounds of pressure to break your collar bone. Enjoy!

looks like blacked porn

Is that dick boning a VW bug?? BTW, Google "dragons fucking cars" if you want to see a massive collection of niche art that you didn't even know existed....

Thanks doctor sheckelkike.

But it isn't. It is just Sup Forums NSFW background and shit-color gradient

NO IT IS A BONE YOU PERVERTS.

Guy jacking off with a bone in hand while head is crushed by car

Car is jacked up, no problem. And there is a jerk-stand, so no problem, safe to work.
And here it is dick, not bone.

Big white bone rocks a nazi's world

Just actually jump off some were high up my guy

Stop it, otherwise I will wake up my mom, because.

so I assume this is a horny mechanic eating a car out?
Fucking kek.

hospital bills are going to chew you up dumbass

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