Top 5 Favorite Bands and Weirdest Sex Story

1. Talking Heads
2. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3. New Order
4. Radiohead
5. Fugazi

>fat girl gave me foot job during lunch in junior high

1. Fleet Foxes
2. The Newfound Interest In Connecticut
3. Radiohead
4. Death Grips
5. Disasterpeace

inflation with an air compressor and anal beads in the pussy

1. Ween
2. Dinosaur Jr
3. Beat Happening
4. Talking Heads
5. DJ Screw
>when trying out some femdom for the first time with the gf she took it too far and fisted me

is that the name of a ween song or your weirdest sex story

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NORMIES OUT

>1. Fleet Foxes

1. pile
2. krill
3. talk talk
4. the walkmen
5. porches.

>slept with a 40y/o when I was 18
pretty tame but w/e

i think both

It’s the weirdest story i have. Im 90% sure Ween doesn’t have any songs about fisting

1. Sonic Youth
2. King Crimson
3. The Beatles
4. Mahavishnu Orchestra
5. Soft Machine
had sex with my best friend then he immediately broke up with his girlfriend of a year and then i had sex with her not weird just out there i suppose since i dont have a lot of sex jej

1. Swans
2. GY!BE
3. The Microphones
4. Can
5. Fugazi
I held hands with a girl one time.

1. coil
2. A;GRUMH
3. I hate models
4. Animal collective
5. SPK

i'm asexual and have only ever gotten horny to weight gain and vore. That transformation of a skinnny girl or boy stuffing their face to thiccnes gets me fucking diamonds. I also want to die.

1. Franz Ferdinand
2. The Velvet Underground
3. Metric
4. The Smiths
5. Interpol

Slave revolt roleplay. Beat ex while she pretended to be southern.

1. the smiths
2. gang of four
3. wire
4. can
5. joy division

i had sex once
she was pretty gross and i couldn't cum so i guess i only had sex half a time

Just in alphabetical order:

1. Lamb of God
2. Manchester Orchestra
3. Metallica
4. MuteMath
5. Queens of the Stone Age

>senior in high school
>got a gf near the end of the school year
>at my house one day after skipping out during lunch
>have had sex with each other a few times I think but we're still very new in our relationship
>up in my room fugging
>have a glass of OJ on the nightstand
>gf have been banging for a bit and take a break
>had been going down on her just prior to our break and then I had a drink of the OJ
>I said something like "mmm, juicy" after taking a sip
>she was looking somewhere else in the room I think and turned around looking horrified thinking I was talking about her pussy like that
>I begin cracking up laughing and explained
>she began laughing hard
>many keks were had

just go 404 yourself

Deftones
The Cure
Talking Heads
New Order
Brand New

Fucked a pregnant girl under a bridge in the winter time. Only did it because her tits were huge back then.

yeah, she's sick in the head. can't even get it hard any more. holy shit if this retard knew the reality of the situation she'd be vomiting.

wut

1. Van der Graaf Generator
2. King Crimson
3. Soft Machine
4. Can
5. The Beatles

I'm a virgin

christ this is unbelievably gay

i got my dick sucked during kung fu panda 3

1. Pink Floyd
2. Beatles
3. Queen
4. Beach Boys
5. Crash Test Dummies

I once spooned my girlfriend in the school library during lunch time. One student saw us and it became a running joke between us. Good times.

Nice taste, nice stories

1. Autechre
2. LCD Soundsystem
3. Oneohtrix Point Never
4. Animal Collective
5. Aphex Twin

>Lost my virginity in the middle of a field

Daily reminder that Fleet Foxes has a flawless discography so far

Beach boys
Syd Barrett
Can
Beatles
Orchestra Baobab

Woke up to ex gf grabbing my dick and putting it in her ass.

1. Sun Kil Moon
2. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
3. Swans
4. The Underachievers
5. Everything Everything

I'm a virgin but one time I woke up at a party and this college girl was freaking out because she couldn't find her keys, but I knew where her keys were so I grabbed them for her and she took me to IHOP for breakfast.
We were both a little drunk still from the night before. It felt super real to me because we both smelled bad and looked terrible but we rolled with it and had a real human moment, ya know. She was laying on my shoulder and I was rubbing her thighs a bit. I was 16, this was 3 years ago.

Never fucked her though, I slack really hard :/

this sucks

1. Fishmans
2. Burial
3. Cap'n Jazz
4. Grandaddy
5. Digable Planets

>have girl over that I like a lot
>first relationship since long-term breakup
>have sex
>she starts crying in my bed next to me at night out of nowhere
>panic
>break it off the next time I see her

I still feel really bad, but I wasn't ready for someone to rely on me emotionally again and I didn't want to lead her on.

1. The Velvet Underground
2. Weezer (Matt Sharp)
3. Bruce Springsteen
4. Cheap Trick
5. Randy Newman
>was fucking this girl and she kept shouting 'fuck me daddy, fuck your little girl.' and variations of it. On paper those kind of things seem kinky, but it was making me soft, so I kept shouting 'shut the fuck up!' Which made her grab me tighter. Sounds like a wild ride, but it almost mentally scarred me. Afterwards we sat in silence.

1. Car Seat Headrest
2. Talking Heads
3. LCD Soundsystem
4. The Drums
5. Everything Everything

>assuming people on Sup Forums have lost their virginity

1. Phish
2. Frank Zappa
3. King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
4.The Beach Boys
5. Sleep

Got my ass ate by a fat girl in a Taco Bell parking lot

I like fat girls and footjobs but not together

1. David Bowie
2. Swans
3. Converge
4. Zappa
5. Les Rallizes Denudes

Lost my virginity in a Sears dressing room, which took an overall period of 40ish minutes
Fucked a girl doggystyle while outside, right outside of a forest in fact, at 10:30 at night overlooking my city

Herbie Hancock
Charles Mingus
Sufjan Stevens
Bob Dylan
Oneohtrix Point Never

>housemates are in other room when we are having sex
>play music to cover it up
>bbng
>everything going well until
>"I've got a ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-I've got a bad feeling about this"
>awkward pause
>finish
>never listen to music during sex again

1. Sonic Youth
2. The Velvet Underground
3. Pavement
4. The Fall
5. Joy Division

I puked all over my ex gfs back during dogstyle while drunk as fuck.

>asexual
>horny

>Death
>Radiohead
>Yes
>Talking Heads
>Swans

lost my virginity in the backseat of a jeep cherokee 1998 with the A/C broken in the middle of winter, in the parking lot in front of the place i worked. 15 degrees outside, and that shit was packed, but nobody could see in luckily because the friction from the pounding fogged the windows up like in that boat movie

solid guys

Killing Joke
Curve
Severed Heads
iamamiwhoami
Chrome

Fucked this hot redheaded lass in a culvert under a road. Dirty.

wire
susumu yokota
demdike stare
ryoji ikeda
devo

had sex with five 35+ year olds before anyone my own age

1. Ulver
2. Katatonia
3. Meshuggah
4. My Dying Bride
5. Porcupine Tree

>Probably getting blue balls on vacation. Horrible Experience

>Paul McCartney
>Cheap Trick
>Sparks
>Beastie Boys
>Rush

Got caught by gf's older brother in a dark laundry room. He flipped on the lights and just freaked out at ran away.

lmao
>fuck me daddy
>shut the fuck up!

converge
boris
death grips
sabbath
minutemen

asked my ex if it is was okay if i called her a chink during sex, while we were having sex.

>'hey can I call you a chink'
>while we were having sex
fucking kek

>A;GRUMH
my negro

Ween
Devin Townsend
The Smiths
Nujabes
The Avalanches

Barely a sex story but I got pulled over for speeding and my ex started trying to undo my pants and give me head as the cop walked over because she thought he would get embarassed or something and let us go.

Nope, I just got slapped with a giant fine and had my licence revoked due to reckless driving. So fucking stupid

>4752x3168

i thought it would be kinky

bless your taste user holy shit

Good thread

1. Pink Floyd
2. Aphex Twin
3. Talking Heads
4. Led Zeppelin
5. Parliament/Funkadelic

>fucked a girl in her hot tub while her mom was sitting a couple feet away

You did the right thing user

1. The Mars Volta
2. Between the Buried and Me
3. Deafheaven
4. Radiohead
5. Angel Olsen

>second date with a girl I met online, had a few drinks, been making out off and on as we go through our date
>get back to her place, time to get it on
>we go into her room, both of her dogs are in there, one on in a crate and one just laying on the foot of the bed
>don't really say anything about the dogs because whatever I'm about to get laid
>start eating her out, she's quite vocal and her windows are open because its summer, anyone within two or three houses could have heard this girl
>the dogs don't react at all
>proceed to fucking, she says I can "do anything I want" to her, I'm not really a freak but okay
>fucking her from behind, she's yelling shit again
>the small dog is just laying at the foot of the bed, not reacting to what's happening at all
>am hitting it raw (mistake), I tell her I'm about to cum and ask if I should pull out
>she's not on birth control. I stop pumping her for a second. "Plan B?" she says.
>"Plan B" I confirm and finish inside of her
>dogs still don't do shit, leading to believe she just fucks dudes in front of her dogs all the time
>sends me a snapchat the next day of her taking the plan B

Ended up going on a few dates with her but discovered she had undiagnosed BPD and noped the fuck out

1.Genesis
2. The Smiths
3. NIN
4. DEVO
5. Death In June

One time the girl was getting ready to sit on my dick and farted. I came almost instantly.

GIV
I
V

The Smiths
Bruce Springsteen
Alkaline Trio
Titus Andronicus
Gaslight Anthem

one time I jerked off using a condom

bro thats pretty awesome
are you and the best friend still close?

1. Webern
2. Autechre
3. Bach
4. Xenakis
5. Ikeda

Sex? Haha! Such base primal degeneracy is certainly beneath one of my intellectual stature.

That's pretty gang desu

Sounds rough though I hate that shit

>got my ass ate by a fat girl in a raco vell paroking lot

best thing ive ever read

1. 13th Floor Elevators
2. Mothers of Invention
3. Thee Oh Sees
4. Captain Beefheart
5. Pixies

>banana peel fleshlight

fucking sweet my dude, right? 35 is like the magic number for horny women

care to elaborate?

bro, you kind of missed out.. could have just brought condoms and had fun for a while

Ween
Joy Division
Cocteau Twins
The Cure
The Smiths

>in high school a teacher groped me once

1) Nine Inch Nails
2) Have A Nice Life
3) Brand New
4) David Bowie
5) Pink Floyd

>I was put on no climax by my partner for ten days and my reward was a rushed hand job

1. Neutral Milk Hotel
2. Grimes
3. Rick and Morty
4. Bon Iver
5. Justin Vernon (so basically Bon Iver)
Virgin here

Yeah, flawlessly shit. I don’t often hate albums, but that latest Fleet Foxes record... god, what a mess.

>>fat girl gave me foot job during lunch in junior high
can you give more details about that?

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>She went to Taco Bell and literally ate shit

1. Pink Floyd
2. King Gizzard
3. Snarky Puppy
4. Aphex Twin
5. Fishmans
>fucked hot 22 y/o drug addict in my car when i was 17 while she was on her period
i laughed

1.- Pulp
2.- The Smiths
3.- Queens Of The Stone Age
4.- Interpol
5.- Bruce Springsteen

At a party, some fat chick I was going to fuck slipped on their way to bed, smashing their head against the wall and knocking themselves unconscious

>Einstürzende Neubauten
>Nick Cave & the Bad Seds
>Army of Lovers
>Paavoharju
>Pink Floyd

>Never had sex

4752x3168 pixels of feels

Atleast you have best taste in thread

1. James Brown & The JBs
2. Radiohead
3. Public Image Ltd
4. Royksopp
5. Living Colour

>once attended an orgy with some girl I was seeing at the time & a few friends of her's. Shit was too awkward plus I had whiskey dick. Ended up finger bangin this hot Greek chic my heart wasn't in it.

1. Butthole Surfers
2. Liars
3. Parquet Courts
4. Meat Puppets
5. Uranium Club

>hooked up with a hot swedish girl
>have sex in a parking lot
>she is now a high-ranking member of the swedish feminist party

her picture gets posted on Sup Forums sometimes

almost laughed out loud in class, I choked a little

dumb frogposter

The Rolling Stones
Bruce Springsteen
The Band
Fleetwood Mac
Radiohead

>fucked my 12 year old cousin when i was 19. it wasn't weird until our parents found out, after that i wasn't allowed to be alone with her, but we continued to fool around until her first year of high school when got a bf

mods

The Beatles
Can
Bjork
Autechre
Sonic Youth

I've never had sex

1. Sun Kil Moon
2. Neutral Milk Hotel
3. Pavement
4. Sublime
5. Slint

Had a gf that would have sex with me whenever the band I was in would play a show. Had sex in an autistic kids bedroom and a summer camp for kids with down syndrome. That was a great summer.

>it wasn't weird
It was always weird you sick pedo.
>mfw Radiohead fags are literally pedo-tier

I once came on the holy bible when I was drunk.
In terms of involving another person, I've only gotten blown.

Right now:
1. Portishead
2. My Bloody Valentine
3. Black marble
4. Venetian Snares
5. Swirlies

My taste has recently gone in a new direction, any rec's?
Trip hop; and noise pop is meh most of the time, but when it's good, it's really good.
I also like synths, and Vaporwave can be okay.

I'll assume now:
Loose in more ways than one :^)
Existential crises
Parents are hippies
Leftist that gets hard over fascist aesthetics
Way too normal
That's not weird it's sad
Bet you've developed some weird kinks after that shit
Dirty pale redheads are hot
Pansexual
Fuck yeah I love Uranium Club
Smart boy
Pretends like he's sensitive to get laid

Dude not ok

1. Bob Dylan
2. This Heat
3. The Smiths
4. Swans
5. Talking Heads

>ex had a "rape fetish"
>asked me to start fucking her in the middle of the night while she's sleeping
>I do it, and of course she was in the middle of a nightmare
>she goes absolutely fucking ballistic, screaming hysterically
>runs out of my room
>I decide to chase her, (so I could calm her down I guess)
>runs outside of my apartment screaming and crying
>attracts attention of neighbors who fucking hate me for blaring music at all hours
>she eventually comes to her senses. have to literally beg neighbors not to call the cops

women are so over dramatic

No real order just what ive listening to most lately
1.pinner
2. Lucero
3. Julia brown / teen suicide
4. This bike is a pipe bomb
5. Elliot smith
Once had sex w a 45 yo, i was 19 and in full drag wearing her clothes and make up

Oh and she also kept saying shit like "oh little boy you're so young" and "mommy likes that"
Was weird but i was into it

If I were one of your neighbors I'd break your windows and steal your shit all the time.

That's hot
Story?

1. Paramore
2. Kate Bush
3. Burzum
4. CHVRCHES
5. AnCo

no particular order
>leonard cohen
>swans
>gorgoroth (pre-gaahl)
>grouper
>current 93

a gf I had when I was 17 was at my house for the first time, and it was our first time banging. right before we started my big bro walked in, and he was obviously drunk. he understood what was going on and said ''what's up?'' and left and I locked the door. we start banging, and 10 minutes in we hear mom and my bro fighting upstairs. thigs were being thrown and we could hear my mom cry. she broke up within a week. fucked me up.

bonus: another gf from last year was a virgin and she refused to bang, although we did dry hump. this one time when we were done I went into her bathroom and saw my boxers were covered in blood. ''are you on your period?'', ''no.. why do you ask?''
>ohshitfuckwtfpanicpanicpanicpanicpanic
I took a look and my dick was covered in blood, a little chunk of flesh is still missing from the string. I got handjobs and blow jobs after that. never got to bang her sadly, I'm done with sex.

>Got rammed in the ass by a trap. Didn't realize was trap til next day.

1. At the Drive-In
2. Orchid
3. Alexisonfire
4. Dance Gavin Dance
5. Glassjaw

>middle of winter, fucking in a corn field

normie taste, normie story