Official /turnleft/ Coca-Cola 600 @ Charlotte Motor Speedway Race Thread #4

Eric Jones' sister edition
>is a qt

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First for Blaney victory

DW IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME

shit race shit track

3 threads?
WTF is going on here?

Also first Danica post

James Johnson wins

Rolling for race winner

>ywn fill the void her Dad left

/bratanon/ here

Posting recipe as promised
>grill
>yellow onion
>stove
>brats
>knife
>lighter fluid
>drink (most important)

Sixth at absolute best, I'd go 8th

Reroll

>not grilling ballpark hotdogs
wtf?

>chop onions

Honda wins indy
a Toyota will win Charlotte

She really likes showing her pokies

>4
You had a legitimate roll, no re-roll

do you even dice bro? that's a shit fucking job

roll for winrar

>no concession posting

That's not how you cut an onion

Hamlin might have something for Truex.

>it's a yellow onion btw

>boil water
>add onions
>add two cans of beer
>latter two for flavor
>drop brats in

Onions have layers

Rolling for first engine to simply let go.

Almond Ringer

>tfw no more fat NASCAR drivers
I guess we have Newman, but they're definitely going extinct

reaffirmed my roll from two threads ago

Memetastic fuel mileage race coming up

i thought this was a fucking troll

wait how poverty are you that you're fucking cooking just half an onion with budweiser for taste? AND NOTHING ELSE TO GO WITH IT

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

>boil for .5 hours
>pic related

>tfw dale jr wants to get out of nascar and do home renovation shows

gen 5.5 > gen 6

Jesus.

Put some kind of effort you are eating that.

We still have Pepperoni Titties user

sounds more like his gold digging wife's idea desu since shes a interior decorator or some shit

>checking dem digs
Very very good turnout

Yummy

What's the deal with Truex...when did he sell his soul to become the jew? Can I get a quick rundown?

We get it Mike, nobody from the south is left.

hes in a JGR* Toyota....

His soul was sold for him by Furniture Row.

He has a HMS engine and the best Ives can give Jr is like 12-15 place car.

start heating up charcoal grill

>if you use gas you can be my bottom boi faggot

>Joined DEI after they were good
>Best ride he could get was some single car meme in the fucking rockies
>They strike a deal with a Gibbs

I don't think he was saying that as a criticism, but as how much the sport has grown.

DW GETTING ROWDY

>Larson in the wall

LARSON

IS

KILL

LELSON

>it's a larson gets into the wall race
Oh wait that's every race

>throw brats on grill
>apologies for darkness got caught up in other things

Larson-san

>larson

Here is a look into his future:

wreg.com/2016/12/12/hgtvs-flip-or-flop-stars-announce-split-months-after-police-called-to-home/

>Larson
just

Does Subway have a deal if the bean wins?

Is there anyone likeable left?

yeah jared's sentence gets commuted so nascar doesnt want it to happen

No Japanese sweep today

Gibbs wins lol

Jimmie should just mow the 77 team down like Smoke mowed down Kevin Ward.

He's always shit at pacing his booze for these long nights.

MCMURRAY

Suarez

in this race? no.

dale jr will hit the wall soon

wait they drink while doing this?

there wasn't a sweep to begin with. Both vettel and nurburgring were german. Japs just got in the way at the 500 and this race

That 11 team has magic stops up their sleeves when they need them. Whenever somebody puts up a stupid time, it's usually the 11.

>tasting the heat and not the meat

Just a touch of crisp is not bad at all!

DW does. It's been pretty evident about a 1000 times since he's been in the booth.

> living half a mile from the track
>windows vibrating

dude just order a za instead

if you don't know what you're doing then dont fucking do it

Denny shares his drugs with the team.

Then they get hit with speeding on pit road

>final product on bun

But where did the onions go?

Jimmie doesn't have the mind control powers Smoke does to draw him out of his car for the kill, though...

>deserving it for not being at the track

Clean your stove you fucking slob

that looks absolutely overcooked and dry as fuck

would vomit/10

Looks a bit crispy m8

>Sticky staying out

pull the belts tight

Absolute perfection.

>ad about type 2 diabetes throw a KFC ad immediately

America please

Ive lived here for 15 years ive been to plenty, its more f an annoyance than anything because my town is filled with redneck tourists and police twice a year

did anyone do draftkings for this race? My team is doing pretty well but I only did a 1v1 entry

cuckhouse

>unironically staying out

Truex's cheat car is so fast he can't restart in traffic.

Suarez is a really nice hard worker kid.

>So Stenthouse goes from first to last

>slim money

>5 toyotas

Fuck this shit.

>jgr(*) 1-5, 8

>JGR 1,2,3,4,5

>the offical radio station of Concord NC traffic jams
>99.7 wrfx Charlotte's Fox

>TRD 1-2-3-4-5

you live in concord? I used to live there, pretty comfy most of the year until race week, close to charlotte too.

did he inhale tho?

Stenhouse just gifted Jr a top 10 by backing up that top line like 10 deep.

I get the strat but that's garbage with points on the line. It's a crap shoot who gets fucked and who doesn't.