Britbong thread. Post your village/town/city and what you do for fun there

Britbong thread. Post your village/town/city and what you do for fun there.
I live in the centre of York and I see movies on the weekend and go to the pub.

Swanley in Kent. Drink lots of wine and sit in my bedroom

A city in Essex. Fuck all to do here.

Blackpool
Nothing, its awful here, which is why I am moving elsewhere soon

Move to Wakefield.

Anyone know anything about Leeds?
Where is shit, where is nice?
Not arsed about price, just don't to get stabbed by a drugged up hobo or blown up by Ahmed

Just moved from Blackpool to Manchester, I know how you feel

Avoid the tow path. Avoid Armley and Beeston thats all I know.

whats the tow path?

And gipton.

Jealous, I do like manchester, some very nice suburbs too

The canal.

Looney here. Anywhere in central Leeds is fine. Call Lane is pretty good for bars and Vicar Lane too. More upmarket, go to the finance quartet West of Park Row. Otherwise, Headingley is great all round.

Avoid pubs on the headrow and Boar Lane.

Worth checking out the alley pubs between Briggate and Lands Lane.

Anyone know anything about Horsforth, Roundhay, Chapel Allerton, they seem to be the more reccomended areas online

Headingley and Pudsey less so but still OK, from what I have heard

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Not really one for central areas usually, price for a even a small apartment can be quite high. would prefer Roundhay if possible I think but I am not sure if all the 'affluent' area shit is really old or if it still applies

What do people think about Reading?

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Horsforth and Chapel Alerton are both good. More chilled than Headingley and of the two I would recommend Horsforth over CA. Just a better surrounding area. Can’t speak highly enough of Headingley.

Lancaster. Masturbate.

I visited briefly when going to the Museum of Berkshire Aviation, seemed quite nice

Horsforth does seem really well connected, train line right there, multiple bus routes and only a short bus ride from my new job

Headingley is a bit harder to get to my new job (I dont drive) but it seems you get a lot more for your money there

chorlton, manchester I watch anime,work on my e30 and wank.

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Would you ever get an e36?

Which one Essex bro?

Lanarkshire

Essex here as well

Stafford here, bugger all to do round here except drink

I live in Tooting

Fucking kill me

From Sunderland like to wander down the town centre and watch the local inbreds fight over greggs pasties and try to shoplift from poundland

Shut up and eat your rhubarb

Just moved to Folkestone. There's fuck all to do here and I don't know anyone here.

I might move to Brighton in the next few months though.

Live in Hull. I drink and want to die

How do you know I have rhubarb in the fridge?

Moving to york uni in a couple of months. How's the drugs/nightlife?

nah, too heavy and complicated

Don't do drugs so wouldnt know. Nightlife is pretty good, pubs are packed out on fridays The Uni seems nice.

I also live in the centre of York

Manchester
Go to the job centre

Whats your address?

A’s if, crank.

I can see Clifford’s tower.

Lancaster Fag Reporting in

I live in Oxfordshire and like to spend my time trying to leave Oxfordshire.

kek

why though, I assumed it was quite affluent and generally pleasant

Yeah all those young uni girls. mmm

Abingdon - and what's fun?

Fancy your cock sucked?