Well Seymour I made it, despite your directions

well Seymour I made it, despite your directions

gaaAAAAHHHH, superintendent chalmers! i hope you're ready for an unforgettable luncheon.

myeah

oh, egads! my roast is ruined!

But.. what if

I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking...?

I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

You said these were steamed hams. You call them this despite the fact that they are clearly grilled.

Dohoho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!

I spit roasted your mom with willy seymor, wot u gunna do ya mug..
Now fuck off and steam me sum hams ya aroraborialas cunt

I see...

SEYMOUUUURR!!!!

Superintendent, I was just, uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

delightfully devilish, Seymour

Ughhh, ooh, that isn't smoke, it's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams...

Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!

...

I thought we were having steamed clams.

No, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

You call hamburgers steamed hams?

Yeees. It's a regional dialect.

Uh-huh. What region?

Uhhh-pstate New York?

state new york

Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.

Out of nowhere, a high-rez dog dick!

Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression.

I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Oh ho ho ho nooo T. Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

For steamed hams?

Yes

Yes. You call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.

Y-- You know th-- One thing I sh-- 'Scuse me for one second...

Of course.

Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Yes, I should be g---

GOOD LORD! What is happening in there?

Aurora Borealis...

Aurora Borealis?