I may not be the same OP as yesterday, but i still serve

I may not be the same OP as yesterday, but i still serve.

Whatcha having Sup Forums?

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Slow night tonight, jesus

I'll have a shot and a beer please

i'll have a shot of beer pls

sorry I meant a shit and a shot

Hi i would like a double granny squirt with extra ice, and while ur at it give me a shot of ur finest nut milk. Any nut wil do thank you.

excuse me fellow drunk, do you know where the toilet is?

Give me a gin&tonic. Coffee beans and sliced orange please.
If you wanna go the extra mile make that gin a No.10

Give me a white russian OP. (pssst it's me)

A big glass of ice-cold coke.

uhh yea, it's right here down my throat

Pisco sour please

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ReEEee?
OP? I want my FOCKING drink!
Thank you fellow drunk. creamy steamy.

AIDS blood and vodka please.
A bloody Bonquisha, I believe it's called.

2 shots of fireball and some smirnoff ice grape if u dont mind

I'll have a trayvon martini please... I think it's like watermelon vodka, some skittles and a 9mm bullet

i'll take a colorado bulldog, barkeep.

gimme a double shot of captain morgans dark im tryna have a good time with my homies

Gin and Orange Juice

here have this for the cabinet

You're missing watermelon flavoured arizoneiced tea.

this is pretty sad

You set em up, and i'll knock em' down.

does this taste decent? I have a whole lot of shit for gin, and never used coffe or sliced orange.

I'll have some whisky. something from islay, heavily peated. Something that tastes like fire and smoky and earth

Want

In my local bar they named it after me.
Words of advice, use either a Highball or other big glass, this is one that tastes better the longer it sits (the coffee beans take some time to unfold their aroma)

White man's burden, Lloyd. White man's burden.

ah yea that's it

It’s best mixed with>

> spicy ginger beer (not ale)
> slice of lime and a squeezer
> ice
> elderberries
> slices of ginger root

Shit is fire and good.

ah yes let me just head over to my cabinet and whip out my stockpile of elderberry you "mixologist" snide hipster piece of fucking shit. Get the fuck out.

I'll have a pint of some IPA.

Are you stupid?

I might be stupid but I could fuck your wife in the asshole with my dick tied behind my ass, nigger

Got milk?

does anyone have the link to pic related?

Actually from Van de Valk

Contain your envy of our nation faggot

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Lemme get a fireball and a shot of scotchka

Good luck chuck.

greetings sir, I would like a shot of your worst whiskey and the darkest stout you've got.

I'll just have water. I'm the designated driver driver.

One shot of 50/50 gum terpentine and rosewater

Ill have a bud light thanks

ill have the user special,a glass of bleach with a rare /p/e/p/e/ on the side

shaken
not stirred

I'll have a brotein shake on the rocks, three teaspoons of man loads and some protein powder please

Still haven't gotten that pint..

Here's some pint for you.

oof, you're already typing words twice. might wanna consider a cab.

Beer. Worked 10 hours today, got home at midnight, going to bed now. Work again tomorrow.

feel like a shit because today i fuck my ex wife, and hours later my best friends mom. jesus i regret all
give me your best shit to forget this or at least to deal with

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Last one didn't give me a gf, can you?

I feel you bro, I just got finished fucking both of my girlfriends doggy style AND my smokin hot stepmom walked in on us so I had to fuck all three of them. So fucking worn out, fuck my life haha

op hasn't even given us our drinks. search someplace else, friend.

Maybe user is designated to drive the designated driver.

This is just one of many possibilities
>hate ex wife, it's not healthy to keep seeing her because it just starts a cycle of shit that ends in shit, just did it again
>best friend isn't okay with me fucking his mom
>he doesn't know about it
>I'm doing things behind his back instead of being a trustworthy and honorable friend
>I can't control my penis and keep fucking (see what I did there?)myself over
>I did things that make me feel bad
>I did things that arn't good for my future
>I did these things by my own impulsive deicision
>I'm a piece of shit with no self control
>I'm self destructive, and I'm destructive

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answer me one thing, ya jabroni... what does your dick smell like right now

Guinness and Jameson

you read my mind

(me) isn't , by the way.

I don't know what my dick smells like right now, user. Probably sweat.

Any specials tonight?

vodka neet plz

probably smells like an armpit crossed with that smell inside a plastic water cooler. Taste that shit, nigga. Everyone's gotta sample teh cheese

Yeah, I'd rather not. However, I will get naked, since it's about time I slipped into something more comfortable to sleep in.

Fuck you get out soy boy

What do they call an Irish Car Bomb in Ireland?

old fashioned with bulleit rye whiskey. pre-prohibition style, please.

ill have a dr bob with a gin please

You get out.

I'm drinking leftover ajue sause from quiznos. Brothy!
They don't make it like they use to, Now they just use bulan cubes.
Watery and disgusting.

Tea, earl gray, hot.

Something that won't kill me, but will make me with I was dead, please

That sounds like the 'ol ex wife.

>Whatcha having Sup Forums?

get me a big mac combo wit da jerry curl kit

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I don't have any exes so I can't relate

>I may not be the same OP as yesterday.

You are right you are not. Don't try to do this type of thread again

It might kill you, depending on the wife.

saw this video posted somewhere, anyone got the link?

Don't even know if OP is here anymore, mate.
Maybe OP gets off on pretending to leave the thread and watch or something.

Captain dickhard

>True love
That'd be nice

I'll take a Tequila Sunrise

That'd be escapism?

Maybe when it happens. Until then it's just fantasy

This was for fucking bartender

>fucking bartender
But I'm not the bartender...

caught in a landslide?

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