> it's your birthday
> this 13 year old girl has been spending the whole day spoiling you
> finally it's the end of the day
> she says "for your last gift... come with me"
> she takes you to her bedroom. No one else is at home
> suddenly she jumps on the bed and looks at you like this
> "I know you've wanted to do this to me for for a while... so I'll let you. Happy birthday"
What do you do, Sup Forums?
Think
She's nervous...let her stutter
Ask her if she's FBI.
Succ dem tiddies
bring her a bowl of eggs
I would want to but I probably would not. Do not want to get ratted on.
smell her feet and leave.
Who's a dirty girl?
Hopefully caught it on camera so I could expose her as a whore and send it to everyone in her school and tell her parents.
>take out my exodia deck
>position deck device on arm
>duel her
Tell her 13 is too old.
kek
FBI back again
Get the player handbook out. Help her make a character and get the crew together for a dungeon raid.
Read her a story, tuck her in and bounce.
ITS TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL
rape her til she begs me to kill her
>13 year old
>spoiling me
how? what? with what fucking money?
Lol what a faggot.
Jailbate thread?
Rape her until she's pregnant. While raping her, sing happy birthday so every birthday she's reminded of it.
Wish the FBI would stop posting CP pics
Wut do?
B V&
Fuck off uncle Sam
i mean thats legal in my country but no i wouldn't
Tell her to stop being a slut, smack her, and leave.
Ravage her sexually like a boss.
Yes please
anyone know a good site for torrenting some audio books? bay of pirates is closed and kicking the torrent ass isnt an option either.
Lolita...
> When FBI is way too obvious
Nice try cunts
Make her play as Jigglypuff in Super Smash Bros.
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Kek
Ask her if she still wants these mango coolers and why is she going into the next room?
Teach her about Jesus!
jiggs is top tier in the only smash game that matters, dumbass
Get her pregnant
This one got an audible chuckle out of me
Whoa, sorry there General Autismo.
It's fine, just irks me when people assume she's bad cause she's a pink ball, when in fact the number one Melee player in the world right now (HungryBox) is a Jigglypuff main. Her Down B, Rest, is the single strongest attack in the game (in terms of knockback and percentage) if it can be landed. In fact it's pretty much an automatic KO on any character above 25%
You are a pedo faggot OP. Get assraped.
Post em
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check'd
Not sure why we need this thread posted 200 times per day. It was interesting the first time. It's not anymore.
maybe you're a rage filled repressed homofaggot and that's why you don't like looking at women at their sexual peak
play pubg
Yes that's clearly it, ass fuck.
My nigga
Respect. Plus get
> anger
Fuck her till she bleeds.. Then flip her over and fuck other hole till she bleeds then turn her around and face fuck her till she bleeds then spit on her.. Cause fuck it this is /b go big or go gay
Pull her off the bed, jump on it a bit. Get tired, go home.