What's wrong with my dick Sup Forums?

What's wrong with my dick Sup Forums?
Can't afford doctor.
PS it's a shiny because coconut oil.

Herpes bro sorry

It's small

AIDS

ever squeeze anything out of them?

HIV

Nope

Cancer

jesus christ. this is like the third herpes thread today. stop dippin yo dick in poison pussy dumbasses

Are those small cuts from jerking too much/hard?

Stop jerking off so much

Can't afford a doctor lol. I thought muricans had good healthcare?

Herpes is red tho, these are brown spots

Well apparently you're fucking coconuts and that can't be good for it...

we have good healthcare, not affordable healthcare.

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Small dick, but dude all that they are is freckles. It happens. Comes with aging

Bump for halp

might be hpv
hpv sometimes presents as small dark spots on your dick

Bump

I doubt that it's herpes.

Try assessing it yourself

Do you have a burning sensation when you pee?

Does it hurt to the touch?

Does yellow puss come out? Or is it a clear fluid?

That's dick mold