Hacking scene

>hacking scene
>"I'm in!"

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>Hacker is furiously typing
>Screen shows no commands being inputted anywhere; just flashy, spinning graphics all over the place with bleeping sound-effects

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>It's a Unix system
>I know this!

>They've got a triple encrypted gui ping with seven firewalls!
>Can you get through that?
>I designed it

best part is. anything ever goes wrong. heres my computer. use this and reverse trace some shit.

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superior version

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The epitome of hacking kino

>I CAN'T HACK IT, LITERALLY UNHACKABLE
>why?
>IT'S AN ORACLE™ VM™ SERVER©

>sex scene
>"I'm in!"

>hacker has another person help him smash the keys for 2x faster hacking

>I don't understand, what does that mean?
>IT MEANS NOT EVEN THE ADMIN CAN GET INTO IT

>Not making GUI interface using visual basic to track the IP address.

I KNOW THIS

>Interface comes on screen: Hacking at 50% completion.

>hero finally makes it to the bad guy's hideout
>slow clap
>"I didn't think you'd make it this far"

>I triggered it 35 minutes ago.

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>it's a "the electric jew tries to indoctrinate young impressionable children with fake moral values that will only hold them back in life" episode
Your girlfriend probably has a backup guy that she will instantly date if you ever breakup. There's no reason why you shouldn't keep a backup girl too. It's logical, it adds an element of security and stability to your current and future life, and everyone does it anyway. Don't listen to Jews telling you it's "morally wrong" to do this.
I've met the sweetest most innocent-seeming girls, and they were all doing it and got away with it. Fuck the Jews, fuck morals.

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>Unix
Well there's not much you can do with the original Unix system nowadays.

>THEY HAVE A FIREWALL
>Psssh, this is too easy

>Hacker starts having a one-way conversation with the thing he's hacking

>"Oh, hello there. You think you can defeat me, do you? Oh, what's this? A firewall? I'm insulted."

>Peterson, I need you to run some analysis on some new data in our Scream II Database. Have the report on my desk in an hour.
But sir it'll take me at least 30 minutes to navigate the castle dungeon!

>hacking scene
>"Got root!"

>taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap
>"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? IT IS NOT POSSILBE!!"

>Hacking scene
>Nibbles sandwich

dumb

uhh are you okay there bud?

>only a few men in the world could get into this
>I designed it

MY SMILE IS STUCK

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>wait a minute, you're max destructo?
>you have the high score on every current mmo out

>record scratch
>freeze frame
>"You're probably wondering how I got into this situation."