22 yo virgin here, how does sex feel like? I don't think I'll ever get laid and i dont want to pay for a hooker

22 yo virgin here, how does sex feel like? I don't think I'll ever get laid and i dont want to pay for a hooker

Explain in your best words

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Feels good man

salty coins of sand

milky coins

>I don't think I'll ever get laid and i dont want to pay for a hooker

fag

it's overrated

feels amazing bramigo, you should focus on getting laid and keep getting laid.

if i was not sexually active i would probably kms

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what would you do if you didn't get laid for two years

>watches porn all day
>thinks its real
>doesnt want to pay for a hooker

good on you man.

It feels good, yeah, but one of the best things is just appreciating the chick in that moment. Seeing how hot she gets, and just sharing that intimacy and closeness. It's a special connection, and that's what feels best about it.

Warm Apple Pie

It's worth just paying a hooker if you feel you can't get laid any other way.

Sex is a myth. Its all fake news

Warm salty nickels in a bag of sand

Life is overrated.

It feels like you just got yourself in more trouble than anything is ever really worth.

Philosopher of pussy

feel like sex
virgin

how to spot someone who dont have enough

Meh sex feels like warm velvet kind of. The feel itself isn't as good as the vice grip you probably use when jerking it. The best part of sex is the foreplay and intimacy. Oh and when she tries to hold back that moan and finally gives in as she orgasms gets my engines going every fucking time.

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Not him but I have a long distance marriage. When my wife and I are together the first week or so is non stop sex. But it dies down after about two weeks and we have less and less sex. And usually after sex I will go and do my own things even though I haven’t seen her in months. But when we are separated I’m horny as hell and I want to fuck daily and I fap two times a day. It’s a fucking lose win

If it doesn't feel like girlfriend its just sex

>Not him but I have a long distance marriage.
working out so far?

You want to know what it feels like?
Get some ham, slice a knife into it. Warm it up in the microwave. Put some lube around the hole you made. Put in on your bed, get on your knees. Hold it in place and slowly force your dick in. Go hard and enjoy. Feels 100% exactly like fucking, just without another human riding with you.
Thank me later.

It’s been a long process. I married a cousin from Austria and we’ve been waiting for the US government to approve all of the paperwork, which they have now. Now, we are waiting for the interviews to start.

good luck

That sounds like it would be accurate. But at the same time that sounds like what a psychopath does in his spare time. So perfect advice for this board user.

Honestly after a couple hundred times you appreciate jacking off more. Sex gets to be a damn lot of work.

Kek