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For the next hour or two, I'll be handing out fortunes. Just stop by and ask your question and I'll see what I can do.

I'll also be here for a chat, if you want to vent, or whatever else.

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Where should I go?

My best friend passed away on my birthday, I've never lost anyone close to me before.
How do I grieve?

Where should you go?

You tell me

That isn't a question any fortune could answer, or one that anyone could answer easily. I'm really really sorry for your loss. I had a loss myself recently, and then only thing I can say is to let yourself feel it. Do things to remember them, relive your memories and more importantly do what you feel you should do. Everyone grieves differently, and only time will heal.

Eh?

And I shall be joining in to do supplementary runic readings, so feel free to ask what fate has in store for you.

People handle it in different ways user. Some people drink, some people cry. I myself generally just silently accept it, as it's bound to happen to us all in time.

I am doing an anxiety approach program. Will I fuck more girls before my enlistment?

Hello
What do we call you?

Will me and my fiance's finally get married?

Weeeeeeell, now that we have two people in the thread, let's take a more organised approach to this. I tell fortunes using the Celtic 'runes', the Ogham. If you want one from me, ask for an Ogham reading. If you want nordic runes, just ask for a rune reading.

Glad to have you onboard!

In this reading, I've drawn Ruis reversed, Ailm, and Húath reversed

Ruis in its reversed form suggests addressing and casting off regrets, getting rid of humiliation. In this context, you can see the idea that you'll overcome your anxiety - if I'm right in understanding what that program is.

Ailm suggests elation and enthusiasm, maybe in sex and relationships in this context?

Huath implies obstacles to overcome in order to get there.

Overall, I think you'll be able to 'fuck more girls' as you put it, as long as you work to overcome your difficulties

So I'd like to take a moment to say both of our reading styles make yes/no questions incredibly awkward to figure out. So asking more detailed questions will do you wonders, Anons.
Naudiz.
Stands for being bound with little room for error, so you likely can, but it's going to be very tricky and possibly difficult.

Berkana upright.
Represents new beginnings, so things look positive user.

I haven't thought that through, to be honest. This character is the Grey Wolf from Kemono Friends, so I don't think she has a name...

I don't tend to like doubling up on readings, so I'll let theirs answer this

Will I ever get to fuck my gfs sister?

I'm going to refrain from answering this myself because I don't want to encourage those actions.

Too be frank, my Dachshund kicked the bucket. It seems that the Chinese generic dogfood that I bought from a garage sale for $1 poisoned it. Does anyone know if it's legal to dispose of the body in the garbage?

should I continue to masturbate to the various Friends?

I have no idea, to be honest. I'd suppose it depends where you live. I've never had pets, so I lack experience in that area.

Do what you want, but remember that friends are not for lewding. Which might make it all the better for you, who knows?

>Being that disloyal
Begone.

Whole I personally hold pet dogs in high esteem, and treat them as a close friend, I do not think such a thing is illegal so much as rather distasteful and disrespectful.

It's Chinese Cartoons user, I see no reason to stop.

>rather distasteful and disrespectful
Lol, it's just a dog.

To each their own, user. I simply know when my dog passes, I'm going to cremate her, as I see her more as a close friend than just a pet.

To many, pets are faithful companions, often ones that have helped to comfort them through the toughest of times. For thousands of years, people have respected companion animals as they would a human.

Thanks a bunch! I knew it was the right way

That image actually made me lose it hard, fuck my life.

Am I wasting my time with this girl or should I cut her off and stop talking to her?

You should rape her.

Hm... I've drawn Quert reversed.

The reversed form of Quert gives the suggestion that your well-being is in danger, that you need to work on looking after yourself and gather your energy. Personally, I see that as the suggestion that by making the decision to cut her off you'd be bringing harm to yourself, or that you need to see what's best for you in terms of your health or it'll be damaged.

I feel like rape is a little extreme

I recently self harmed and I have severe depression and I've never let anyone know, what's my future looking like?

>what's my future looking like?

I'll definitely do a three-cast for this, because it's rather important.

Muin reversed, Ruis, Tinne. Oh boy...

Muin implies a rootless existence, where you don't feel grounded in anything. That's common with depression sufferers, they find themselves with no goal and no purpose.

Ruis suggests regret, embarrassment, humiliation. A common symptom of depression is being stuck in the past, living in your regrets and staying there.

Tinne suggests a need to take action, that you should do something to get out of your situation.

This reading, and also my personal experience as a sufferer with depression, makes me want to urge you to seek help. Talk to someone, find a doctor or a therapist, do SOMETHING. Please, it can get better, but you've gotta try.

Oh, since the thread is slow tonight and I want to avoid missing my opportunity to say this, I haven't decided on this for certain yet(I'll probably do it on specific days eventually), but for now I'll be around most days at 3am GMT

Awoo

Awoooo

Now we just need a Holo

Apple wuf is cute too.
I also like apple hoers.

Can we not post pony porn?

No more questions Anons? Too busy jerkin it or what?

What are the coordinates of the Galactic Leyline?

I'd like my fortune read to me, Great Wolf Psychic.

Specifically, I'd like to know what I should buy/get with the money I'm saving.

Can I get a general fortune for this yr

Wait, do you want the wolf or the fox? Because you replied to the fox. Also fortunes don't really do well with "what should I do?" You're best asking "I'm thinking of doing this, what will the results be?"

What should I be worried about with this girl?

285.74, 198.56, 072.47

Alas, I am but a lowly fox. I shall do my best however.
Ehwaz upright. This generally signifies mobility, whether through the physical or spiritual realm. So this could be taken in your context to mean something to take you places, a car, motorcycle, bicycle...horse. But mobility must be theme. Even a plane ticket for a trip could suffice.

Fucking hate my life.

When will something good happen to me/come into my life?

What does my sex life look like in the next few years?

Can I get a fortune from both?
I'm considering getting forklift certification. What would happen if I did so?

I'm planning to make a career out of the military. Am I going to die out there?

I only have a few more in me now, after that I'll be leaving it up to the fox. So these are going to mostly be single casts.

Ruis, the feda of regret, shame, and embarrassment. Be careful about your actions around her, for you may be given cause to do something that you'll later regret.

Why's that?

Onn reversed, which has a meaning of risk taking. To me, this suggests that you've gotta take risks to make something good happen, that your risks will be rewarded with something good.

Gort reversed, indicating challenge and difficulty. You're going to have to work hard to get what you want. However, it has another meaning which indicates restriction, so maybe you'll get into BDSM?

What will happen?

>Fucking hate my life
End it.

Never.

Non-existent.

>Am I going to die out there?
Yes.

I wish but my partner isn't much a fan but maybe he'll be more open to it.

I drew Beth, the feda of renewal and new beginnings. By getting that certification you'll open up new doors for yourself, and find yourself being able to start on another journey.

Onn, the feda of sexuality, was drawn. Now initially that seems like it suggests that it's going to get you laid. However, the feda has a second meaning of vitality and health. You're not going to die out there or take any damaging injuries, you'll actually come out there better than you went in.

>not being much of a fan
I feel bad for you, to be honest

I appreciate the fortune-reading, ladies.
Have a marvelous night!

Yeah thanks not quite right but close enough
Well it took 5 years before he would eat pussy sooo.

Oh dear...

Eihwaz, the cycle. I got this as your first reading, then did the reading for the other user, and decided to draw yours again because it didn't make sense to me. But I got it a third time, and I shuffled my bag rather well, so this has to mean something. What it is and how it relates to your certs, I can not say.

Eihwaz. Well user, this represents the cycle of life and death. Seeing that with the context, it seems likely that you'll either die, or give new life. Which one, I can not be certain.

Well, that's some good news. Thanks

So it seems as though our wolf friend has taken leave for the time being. I shall continue my castings for any and all, to the best of my abilities.

Post lewd please.
Animal are for sexual.

Should I buy the ticket and take the trip to Thailand? I'll be leaving my wife behind for a year, but I think I'll be happier here instead of the states. Is it a good idea?

Also are you using cards or something?

Sorry, forgot to ask for a rune reading.

I REALLY love these threads, and they're the reason I've been coming to Sup Forums the last few years after a long hiatus.

>Is it a good idea?
Yeah. You'll be happier as a woman.

Some music, to set the mood of the thread at present. Plus, it's what I'm listening to while casting.
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I refuse. Go to gelbooru or something if you want some.

Thurisaz reversed.
This rune represents chaos in life, and reversed represents that chaos shall be amplified. It can mean that while you may think it a good idea, it shall end up being far more chaotic than you may first think.
Another tack on to reverse is the possibility of womanly pain, which if you'll be leaving your wife for a whole year, I think would be self explanatory.

I am using the Elder Futhark runes for my casting. I used to do tarot a few years back, but while the results I got we're accurate, they didn't click with me.

How ought I proceed with my spiritualism issues, namely Buddhist practices? The I Ching apparently is telling me to stop thinking so hard about it and instead sit and chill, and something else about modesty and balance, but good to hear more divinations on problems of divinity.

I'm a math-physics major (sophomore), and homework is finally starting to become easy for me. I've got a department GPA of 3.89. Will I be able to get into a good grad school? If I can (by some miracle) publish a math research paper, no matter how insignificant, my admission chances will increase by a lot. Besides, I want to make an original contribution to the field. What will maximize my chances of doing so?

From the past month, things are almost magically going in my favor academically, and the more optimistic I get, the more positive the results become, but I constantly have this nagging voice at the back of my mind telling me not to enjoy this sensation too much, else things will suddenly become bad and I'll break the streak. Is this luck and just a temporary phase of good things? How can I keep it this way?

Become a Christian, you filthy heretic.

>worship a kike on a stick
Back off, ye who cucks before thy conquerors.

>Is this luck and just a temporary phase of good things?
When you exit education, you will have a massive student-loan debt that you cannot hope to repay due to the inability to get a job.

>Worshiping a fat-ass
LMAO'ing at your life, senpai.

>Thurisaz reversed

Oh wow. After reading about it, it's spot on. Part of me truly wants to go there to be left alone and do drugs without ridicule.

>Drawing the Thurisaz rune merkstave demands contemplation on your part. Hasty decisions made at this time may cause regret as you will be coming from a place of weakness. You may deceive yourself about your motives and create new problems, which may be more severe than the ones you are attempting to resolve.

Could you follow up with a reading on whether or not I will be happy if I leave my responsibilities and decide to travel the world instead? I'm over corporate life and want out. My actual question is, is it likely that I can travel the world and find someplace I can genuinely call "home" in a foreign land? Will I find longterm happiness if I do travel and not come back to the States?

Thanks again, love these thread. #1 quality content on Sup Forums now by leagues.

>not following Pàganachd

Without going into specifics, I'm very fortunate in that such a thing will not happen.

P.S. I want to go into academia, and if that doesn't work out, I'll go down the financial analyst route. (I'm minoring in economics.)

>worship
>fat guy
Nice akusula avidya there. Keep thinking you can do "good" with unskillful acts, for the road to your Hell is paved with good intentions.

None of you shall enter the Kingdom Of God. You shall languish in Hell, rather than the false rewards your religions promise.

Inguz. The rune of fertility, but also the rune of ancestry. This could possibly mean to look back at your ancestry and take wisdom from their roots.

From a more practical standpoint, not related to the reading, I'd agree with the I Ching there. Spirituality is not something to be forced or over thought. You can get very into it, but dwelling purely on it takes away from the lessons many try to teach.

Othila reversed. This represents a lack of feeling at home. Lack of acceptance is another possible meaning. I would try and search, see if there's an area that you've been feeling left out in, and try to remedy it. If there is none, and everything is set well, then perhaps it's time to sit back and relax, and enjoy the company of others, as you may well be exluding yourself from many things to further your educational goals.

Mannaz upright. This represents humanity as a whole, and the talents an individual posseses. In true travel you may not find true happiness, unless that is your talent. Explore your gifts, and if that leads to travel, then I can say that it shall make you happy. But in excersing what talents you have, you'll feel proud and accomplished, and far happier. So if you have a knack for craft but work in an office, then begone with paperwork and explore there. If you've a knack for traveling and making your way, then head in that direction.

Many gods ask for worship, mine don't need to. A religion that makes empty promises instead of encouraging its followers to grow off of their own strength is a religion setting people up to fail.

>Many gods ask for worship
Only one God exists.

thank you for doing this, but i dont have time now :(

when will you be doing this again?

If you pay attention to your scripture, you'd know that that's an invention of the church. The Christian god simply demands that his followers do not worship others.

See

>Mannaz upright

So I shouldn't just abandon my friends and family in general. That is important to consider.

>another reading if you don't mind

Will I ever manage to curb my opium addiction? I often put that priority above many others. No matter how much introspection and meditation I engage in, eventually It's always me back to eating and smoking opium. Any possible readings on an approach to structure my life in a way to function normally? It feels like I've got a piece missing or some blocked chi in my body and soul.

Thanks again. The music was lovely btw. It really set the mood.

Would you consider doing these threads more often? There's another guy who used to do it nearly daily that I'd lurk and wait for most nights, but he disappeared.

Cheers

thanks

>another guy
Which one?

Does life ever get better or should I kill myself and save the trouble of living through a few more years?

And this is why I'm going further and further into Asatru. Christianity, while I can respect it, just doesn't do anything for me. It promises that as long as you pray, you shall be saved. But I'd rather be pushed to make my own path and live by my own merits.

See
I shall be tagging along with the wolf.

Naudiz. This represents need, being bound, with little room to move. I can take this as until you find your happiness, what you truly enjoy doing, there won't be much escape from your condition. But it's not an impossibility. If youre careful, and truly work, explore your inner self, you'll eventually free yourself from the kinds of addiction and unhappiness.

Might I ask who the other guy was? I know I did some many moons ago, I do know a few others these days that do them on occasion.

Mannaz reversed. You have talents that aren't being utilized yet, user. If you search and find them, you'll find a reason to keep on going.

Will I ever find a purpose in this world other than wallowing in self-pity or feeling endless guilt?

I just need a fortune.

>other guy

He always did tarot card readings in the evening EST time, so maybe 1am GMT. I remember lots of OC pics of his cards and some kind of dimly lit basement that had a pretty cool vibe and set up. This may have been a year or two ago though.

These threads are the only reason why I even still come here. I would ask for another reading, but I feel like three is more than enough. No point in chancing it right? lol

Hope to see you posting tomorrow

Yo, my gf leave me 6 months ago, I was in a rent house with her. She wanted to try a polyamorous relationship, and at the time I was with anxiety and couldnt satisfy her sexual desire (I eyaculated pretty quickly, couldnt help myself and was on a sexology consult) so I thought maybe whe will be happy,
Of course it wasent pleaseant, I cried a lot because that wasnt helping me at all, she was more serious and distant with me so I though she didnt love me anymore. We broke up sometime later when I told her my feelings.
Some time later, I lost my job because I was with anxiety and depression (I still have), lost a lot of "friends" because I was sad and didnt want to do anything, even if I tried.
Now im living with my mom and little brothers again, cant sleep, dont have anything to do and dont want to do anything. Im helping my mom with house chores and such and doing some sport, but inside me I feel like a hole sucking my heart all the time.
I was on therapy with 4 different psichologists but no one help me.
I dont know what to do, maybe I will do an hero and post it here in Sup Forums or leave this country and start again in other place.

can i still get a fortune op? people keep saying my dreams seem weird but idk how and they wont explain

Just stop being such a massive faggot.

tell me how

I needs do my job, so I will step away for a few minutes, or replies shall be slow and shirt to keep the thread alive. In about 20 minutes time, I shall rejoin in full force however.

Kenaz upright.
This represents the warmth of community. By this, I can take that things will get better for you if you simply reach out to others, user.

Hmmm, I did tarot about that time, but the only basement I can think of was my works. Unless it was my room, which may have been mistaken for a basement easily.

I will if I am able, user. So think it a 95% chance of yes.

Gebo. This stands for gift. From this, I can only take that you need to gift yourself something. Treat yourself, and in turn life will look up. You seem like the type to beat yourself up over minor things, and that adds up to be a massive Boulder in the path of life. So instead of giving yourself a kick in the ass, try treating yourself to something nice when you do something good.

Wunjo reversed. This stands for unhappiness user. Could you explain these dreams?

dream user here, how much detail do you want? i can pretty much recount the whole thing from last night

It's up to you to decide how much you wish to divulge user. As I said, my responses will be slow for another 15 minutes, and the thread may die by then.

ah, i'll make it as brief as possible, then. i have a fear of disney world due to a Set of Circumstances, and my dream started off there. i got chased around a bit but ended up escaping with some friends. we drove to a big city and got stopped in heavy traffic due to e a celebration. A man on stilts was constantly peering into the car through the back windows. Eventually, we parked, then hid out in a room with a large male stranger who really liked miniature cacti. the cops came and declared the plants "nonessential" (not illegal) and started uprooting them. as the cop did that, i took the plants from him and returned them to the man who owned them, who replanted them

i hope the thread doesnt die, this one has a nice vibe

Then I shall return to keep it alive! Because going to the store seems like effort.