YLYL: potassium deficient edition
YLYL: potassium deficient edition
Kayden Campbell
Tyler Nelson
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Michael Brooks
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Logan Edwards
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David Wood
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Logan Rivera
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Jonathan Phillips
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Anthony Torres
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Joshua Lee
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James Howard
aurora boreaLOSS amirite fellas xD
Michael Phillips
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Jeremiah Morris
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Anthony Gutierrez
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Hunter Green
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Daniel Rodriguez
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Josiah Bell
Triple dud dubs
Daniel Cox
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James Rogers
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Eli Bailey
You mother..
Angel Butler
>Be 21
>Girlfriend’s 19
>Been dating for months now
>This guy named Joe comes out of fucking nowhere into my life
>He’s my new coworker at my company
>Find out he has no money, no place of residence.
>Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel
>Decide to open up to him
>Keep him in my apartment for weeks
>Bro is pretty cool
>We play the vidya, drinks beers, watch football
>This continues for months
>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is pregnant
>By all tradition, I have to marry her now.
>One night, eating out at dinner with wife
>Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime
>I pop the question to my wife
>She admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isn’t mine
>She isn’t ready to make a commitment after being violated
>Go home in a fucking rage.
>Throw out all Joe’s shit
>Gonna fucking kill Joe when he gets home.
>Joe gets home about 1 a.m.
>As soon as he opens the door, I fucking punch him in his bastard face
>Eye swells up like a boll of cotton
>He swings at me
>Dodge and sweep his leg
>He falls down
>In a giant fucking rage now
>Go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
>Go back to confront Joe
>Joe jumps in his car and fucking hightails it out of there
>I haven’t seen or heard from him since
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He finally asks why I’ve been so depressed
>I tell him that if it hadn’t been for cotton-eye Joe
>I’d been married a long time ago
>Where did you come from, where did you go—
>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
Owen Reed
fuck
Jace Jenkins
That's really messed up
Nathan Bell
You’re potassium deficient? Have I got a fruit for you!
Thomas Gonzalez
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Lucas Green
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Justin Lee
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Caleb Anderson
I got the last one wrong and I guessed
a cucumber
Cooper Perry
the fucked up part I said banana
Juan Barnes
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Thomas Roberts
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Christian Wilson
Carrot and hell yeah I do
Jayden Harris
Same nigger that keeps spamming "help me find this link" also posts the bananas.
Dominic Flores
There's more than one