Would you say I have a neckbeard?

Would you say I have a neckbeard?

yes

Well shit

Depends if all the hair is on your neck ..also yes

I would shave it but I look like a fucking preteen without it.

r u that guy from NODE

I wish at least then I'd have more cash

better a preteen than that abomination. fucking shave it dude

Ewww gross dude. Fucking shave.

It is mostly on your neck it would seem, I'd shave it.

Nah that’s a beard on its own but trim it.

If you shave it, you have taken your first step to becoming a starcucks hipster faggot in skinny jeans playing on his Apple with his mouth popped open.

You must keep the beard, you need society to hate you because being an introvert is awesome. It's the secret to how the Jews dominated this reality. They are so vile to look at and hated so much, they became empowered from it.

Well gee guys thanks for the advise

Travis? I always knew you were a loser but Sup Forums?

Sorry dude not Travis. Tell him to suck a cock for me though

Trim it and put product in it. It's not supposed to be all stringy and wired in different directions. It should be uniformed, from shorter to longer toward your chin...a gradual length increase.

I'll give it a trim tomorrow morning user

yes also fat

kooth booth?

Your not even wrong user

where can i find this video?

Good to bed Matt!
Also post on youtube again.

Matt who?

gives off a very mt. dew trailer trash vibe
you look like a societal outcast

I can't believe you are still alive. Well, I can since you made a suicide thread like 3 times in two days, but it sounds nicer if I add the first sentence

I 100% know you

First time on Sup Forums in like 3 months. Sorry man

I'll go one better and say you ARE a neckbeard.

From where?

I think this dude tried to convince me they are an alien that morphs into a hot chick in a dating site

Maybe I am, depends on the definition

I am a xenonorph my guy

I would say you don't have a beard. Only neck hair and a peach fuzz moustache.

How about this?

Better than mine I think

If its you then i urge you not to shave your beard entirely. Just trim. Cause you don't have enough hair on your head

Work on boosting the moustache.

Trust me I'd love to but there's not really a way to force it in

That’s not a great pic, shaved like 10 days ago.

I really am a nobody I doubt you know me user

Beard capable
No hope

Looks homeless now

Well at least I'm giving people something to do, even if it destroys my spirit

Sam's got a better beard

Ayyyeeee. That’s what I’m going for

Samwell Tarly?

It's all in the face shape not your fault

I know it's still shit but you guys made me feel like I had to do something

Fuck me it's probably worse

Beardneck

You seem like a cool guy. We should totally hang out some time.

A LOT better dude. Keep it at that length until your stache gets "fuller" and then try with a little more length again.

Thanks man. I know it sounds gay but that shit means a lot to me

God my eyes have so many bags

If you're fat, you're a neckbeard. If you're fit, you're a hipster. If you have no beard, you're a productive member of society.

Maybe your right, but I'm going to See what I can do with it user

So a female then? Let me laugh a little.

Grow up abdul.

Hey, I'm not judging. You wanna go for the "trap-look" you go girl! i mean.. Boy!

Clean shave looks better for most face types. Takes a boxy face to support a short beard really any full beard

>how. they make profit? wtf!!!

A man without a beard is like a lion without a mane

as opposed to a smelly neckbeard fag?

get some fuckin minoxidil on that bitch, lose weight and mew, you need to develop some masseters

No way, long-face people with beards look like meth addicts who can't afford razors. I should know
Also fat-necks look bad with beards obviously

I raped you once

Such bullshit user. Just be a long-faced chad and you're good to go

Ohhh I remember you now

You look amish

Lose some weight jake and you wont feel the need to keep your beard covering your 2nd chin

trim it and it will look acceptable.

>tfw you had a beard before hipster soyboy fags ruined them