>Antonio Valencia
>doesn't play for Valencia
Antonio Valencia
Noah Morgan
Josiah Hall
>Turkey
>no turkeys
Charles Rogers
at least turkeys are respectable animals
Juan Rodriguez
>De Gay
>has hot gf
Hunter Torres
>Internazionale Milan
>has a lot of foreign players
Andrew Williams
>Van Persie
>isn't from Persia
Charles Allen
>Felipe Melo
>Is actually very aggressive
Andrew Gutierrez
>Wolfgang Wolf doesn't manage Wolfsburg
Anthony Cook
>ashley young
>isn't that young
Grayson Young
>Romagnoli
>is fan of lazio
Thomas Perez
>Kevin de Bruyne
>is in fact very white
Owen Clark
>Kevin De Bruyne
>is actually a ginger
Evan Parker
>Jan Oblak
>is not a cloud
Isaac Perry
>Arsene Wenger
>Doesn't set the Premier league alight
Nicholas Jones
>Arsene
>coaches Arsenel
Henry Walker
>Alexis Sanchez isn't an affordable line of luxury vehicles
Landon Jackson
>Wolfgang Wolf
>coached Wolfsburg for a long time
Kayden Nguyen
>Cristiano Ronaldo
>Not even a Christian
Benjamin Campbell
>Lionel Messi
>he's actually very organized and tidy
Kayden Perez
>Wesley Sneijder
>doesn't do any cutting for his living
Hudson Evans
>Enzo Ferrari
>actually drove for Ferrari
nice
Jackson Thomas
>Flavio Roma
>never played for Roma
>played for Lazio instead
bretty gud
Jaxson Barnes
kek (Matjaž)
Robert Roberts
>Pepe
>Isn't a green frog
Jonathan Reyes
Damn the Ozil resemblance is uncanny
God dman bug eyed freaks