Tell me the degenerate things you do/have done Sup Forums. Green text preferred but whatever's fine

Tell me the degenerate things you do/have done Sup Forums. Green text preferred but whatever's fine

>be me, 10 y/o
>seeing a movie with family
>have to shit really bad throughout the 2nd half
>don't want to use public bathroom because I was too much of a beta at the time to do the CHAD DUMP
>fucking dying the entire car ride home, trying to hold in in the best I can
>pull up on drive way
>jump out of the car, run to my door
>parents are taking fucking forever getting out
>can't wait
>run into backyard to shit
>squat and shit by my trampoline
>feels so good
>realize after the fact that I had nothing to wipe with
>have to wipe my ass with both of my socks
>without thinking I throw both of my shitty socks over the fence into my neighbors yard
>3 days later I'm riding my bike outside
>hear my other neighbor talking to some guy in front of his house
>says the other neighbor came to his house and started bitching at him
>he says he didn't know what the hell they were talking about
>they thought the shitty socks came from his house
>mfw started a feud with my shitty socks

I guess that makes you a shitty neighbour :p .

Another
>be me
>11, in 5th grade
>at my school for 5th graders there was this optional class we could go to one day where a doctor explained puberty and what to expect soon
>my parents let me go to the class
>segregated by gender, so only boys in the boy class
>giggling every time the word "penis" or "testicles" were mentioned
>at the end of the class we got a little pamphlet with diagrams of the male sexual organs and so on along with a little stick of deodorant
>after the class I throw the pamphlet with all the penis diagrams into the girls bathroom
>now they will all be exposed to muh penises
>friends laugh
>worth it

They had no idea how shitty I was

I have a blanket that's COVERED in semen that I REFUSE to wash

Had to call in for work yesterday because I was too drunk.

I have a designated sharpie in the drawer of my nightstand that I only use for shoving up my ass when I fap

> my girlfriend is a really politically active SJW
> goes to rallies, protests, etc
> cried on election night
> later that night I posted her nudes on Sup Forums and Sup Forums as "tribute" to the right
> regularly expose her private pictures to neo Nazis and Trump supporters I meet online

No fucking way I could date even a liberal, let alone a fully gaslit SJW.
I don't know how you can take it, man

I'm also fairly liberal. I don't know why I like exposing her pictures but here we are

You, my friend, are a hero!
I am sure all of the girls thank you too ;) .

Care to share them again?

Kik?

>be me
>Just turned 13, end of seventh grade
>school was super crowded
>Getting new classrooms
>Probably won't be done until just after we leave for 9th grade
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>Can't walk with out bumping into anyone atleast once.
>Get the bright idea that I can assassins creed style grab the girls butts
>Do it
>Several times
>TFW no one ever figured it out
>MFW I JUST realized felt more ass in that one spring semester than in the following 10 years.

I went to a large, crowded high school as well. One of my good friends got the stealth assgrab down to an art. I was amazed every time he did it and the girl wouldn't notice

anonymous191119

Post them in this thread.

I thought I was so cool at the time, but I felt pretty guilty about it later on. Didn't really feel like I earned it I guess? Don't know if that makes sense.

I've paid a few times for sex.....I've been doing heroin for the past month....Ive been doing drugs daily since 16 I'm now 24.......I use to have piss bottles cause I didn't wanna walk all they way upstairs....I've asked random girls on Facebook if they wanna have sex....no hits....I fucked a trap once and only started cause I didn't know.....spent a night in jail.....hung out with homeless people.....stole some shit out of someone's car once.....offered a group of people money to have an orgy and let me film it.....cheated on a gf.....knocked a girl up and did nothing about it....the list goes on

But I am a breast man, tell me how I can do the same, but with squeezing titties?

Felt like a creep for molesting 7th graders (12 year olds) huh?

not him but yeah i'm in, jaylee4e

Tbh dude I'm sure most of them wouldn't care if they ever found out. I certainly wouldn't give a fuck if I found out someone secretly touched my butt in high school. It's whatever

Ass grab, and when she turns around, boobgrab.

Ask your mom to breastfeed you

>spent a night in jail
Man, 6 years ago I went on trial for Kidnap, Rape, and Attempted Murder, facing 22 to life.

Tits or GTFO!

Too nervous, I'll feel guilty after anyways and delete them

I will save them before you delete them ;) .

I buy female dogs and train them for sex with me during and out of heat. I have 4 at the moment and I've had 9 overall

>molest
kek, I was 13 my self at the time, are you retarded?
Yeah, but you're a dude. I don't like to make people feel uncomfortable. That was just a phase when my hormones were really getting going. These days the most degenerate thing I do is browse this website.

prostitutes

unsee dot cc/3a1ffd15/

kekd fuckin hard man hahahahaha

And how many puppies have you had with them?

13 or not, molesting is still molesting. That is like saying you are not a creep for molesting women who are 21 when you are 21, still a creep.

This happened literally like, 3 weeks ago. Also a bit of backstory: I met my boyfriend on here and he lives in another country, before this time I had only met him once.

>decide to talk a long walk to see a castle cause we have nothing else to do
>i have to pee before we leave but its not bad so i think i can survive until we get back home
>the car ride is like half an hour
>when we arrive the walk is 40-60 minutes
>15 minutes into the walk i tell him im going to die
>"we can take a break if you need to"
>no cause i have to pee really bad
>he tells me to do it in the forest
>i really dont want to cause im shy but have no other option
>literally cant hold it in anymore and starts peeing before i even got undressed
>ok my leggings are now covered in pee a bit
>thank god theyre black
>am too worried about the leggins
>doesnt notice where im peeing
>omfg my shoes are also covered now
>try to move and get piss on the arm of the jacket
>great
>still have 40 minutes walk and i smell like piss
>he desnt say anything
>i dont say anything
>help

I fucked my half sister about 30 times.

I'm guessing you had nothing to do with any of it? Or did you.....

I wish interspecies mating was possible. I try to creampie them as much as possible though

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I've been having sex with my stepmom for years after she molested me behind my dad's back

What I did was sexual harassment, not molestation. Molestation involves a use of force of some kind.

Hey, I'm not in jail, now am I?

How'd it start

autism

I want to see a horse or donkey creampie a human woman.

I only fuck pussy, I stay away from bitches.

very much thx

Those women are bitches imo. If I were a girl I'd stick s horse cock up my pussy as much as I could, not just the tip like those wimps

I'll post her album in here

Pussy's pussy, and bitch pussy is even better. Taste a bitch's pussy during heat, it actually tastes good

Alrighty then, so I rephrase it :p .
I take it you felt bad when thinking about it later, because you realised you were a creep for sexually harassing 12 year old girls.

I agree, I want them to take it all the way in and let it creampie them!

Thanks :D .

When I was like 8 my dad remarried. When I was 16 I was taking a shower and my stepmom came in and got in with me. She didn't say anything, she just showered. Then she turned around and grabbed my dick and starting giving me a hand on in there. That's when she took control

You know, pussies go into heat too, that is when they caterwaul all night long.

Exactly. I feel like bestiality porn could use an actual director. They need to ditch that guerilla way of making porn and plan everything out

You talking about cats?

professional degenerate here:

>be me of legal age
>meet girl of legal age
>have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sake of procreation

Of course, that is what a pussy is, human females are called woman.

time for diapers, honey

alright... who's gonna dump allyson first

But vaginas are referred to as pussies so you can see where the confusion came from

recently had a threesome with my gf and her twink/trap slaveboy. we took turns destroying him (her with a strapon), I got double bjs, we spitroasted him and eventually I came balls deep inside my girl while he was licking my arse and balls
shit was cash

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Not cool, dude.

nice

Thanks, please post nudes.

That is because they are soft, warm, and hairy like a pussy. Nothing like fucking the real thing!

this
fuck outta here with those shitty mirror selfies

I asked everyone to not save or share... dick move

I was an office assistant during highschool, basically I just hung out at the office and made copies. Got ahold of some parents' numbers. Found this girl Casey's mom's phone and texted her dick pics and dirty texts. We texted and called for a long time before her husband started snooping around

hope you learnt a lesson

Post the nudes!

congrats on being a faggot

I think you mean Stacie's Mom.

And She was Jesse's Girl.

And name was Jenny, and her number was 867-5309

Water you talking about

this

Type all of those into youtube to hear some great songs from the 1980's, Stacie's Mom, Jesse's Girl, 867-5309 Jenny.

how could u?

And I just want to say to you, "Hey Micky, you so fine, you blow my mind, hey Micky, yeah, hey Micky."

I think op of that girl left the thread after she got posted lol

He actually gave up her album over Kik (lovemyfeminist12) but made me promise not to share ;)

>get horny
>go on sisters computer, shes very hot
>find a video
>ask for help enhancing it
>Its her, jumping, tits bouncing
>Sup Forums helps me find more
>Get more and post a lot for a few weeks
>She eventually finds out Im seeing her pics
>Tells mom and I get a 1 year no computer
>All I have is a shitty phone now

Please post her nudes.

Post the vids and pix

Im Italianon, just search an archive, I do not have them anymore and my phone sucks

thanks man, it's pretty great

Had a gf that was into my fetish of getting her knocked up and growing big tits/ass/hips and belly with my seed.

We did it 3 times, aborted after several months and fed her lots of junk (milkshakes all day every day). I also got her on a decent dose of both HGH and prolactin to boost her growth and milk supply, she was wearing c cups when we stared and flew into dd then e cup sized bras.

Had a blast the whole time, her nipples never stopped leaking and I spent most free time sucking on her tits

>Cheated on my ex with her mom on the night i'd just finished having sex with my ex
>Accused another Ex of faking a miscarriage
>Had sex with my step mom
>Broke up a marriage
>Once punched a guy so hard I gave him brain damage

I'm the nicest guy your ever likely to never meet.

Pix?

>Broke up a marriage
Who hasn't?

>be me
>visit old buddies of mine
>away from the wife that weekend.
>thinking we are just gonna get drunk and have a good time
>meet an old lady friend
>invites me and my boy upstairs
>3way ensues
>did everything to this poor girl
>she is absolutely fucking loving it
>dick in every and all holes
>feels bad after when I slowly sober up
Yeah I sort if feel bad

Don't feel bad, just imagine what your wife does on her "Ladies Nights" or what your life did on that weekend, or when she is spending the weekend with "Her sister" or "her mother" ;) .

Sure thing bro

Muse fan nice
She single now? Contact info?