Literally the worst episode to ever air on tv conceived by man

Literally the worst episode to ever air on tv conceived by man

I mean, just what in the FUCK were the netflix writers THINKING? How much fucking heroine was coursing through their veins to produce THIS?

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San Pablo > Shut Up and Dance

Typical nigger, wrong again

Jesus, thought for a sec this pic was from the club/dating scene in Coming to America....

I liked San Junipero, but hated the ending.

>DUDE LEFTIST ASPIRATIONS LMAO

i-i liked it

but also like mackenzie

this

This show had a good 1st and 2nd season, 3rd season slacks compared to them both and this episode was just outright dogshit

I liked the ambient music. Also they are digital copies not actually humans living in a computer

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

are they lesbians?

i keep seeing this picture

i avoided mr robot and black mirror because they looked lame

Can someone give me a good reason for why this episode is good apart from how "progressive" it is? I found it rather boring, and this is coming from a guy who loved Mad Men, so it's not as if lack of action is a complaint.

The concept is my dream, end my life and live in some mmo land. The episode was touching but boring for an hour length.

>i avoided mr robot and black mirror because they looked lame

Whats it like being blind?

>implying it wasn't a subtle critique of hedonist materialism

Really, an "afterlife" in a server farm of blinking lights where the inhabitants inevitably become jaded masochists mutilating themselves simply to feel anything is pretty depressing, since its implied the lesbian couple will inevitably experience the same thing in time

this.

Yep that server farm "heaven" starts off like its heavenly but slowly becomes hellish once you realize its true implications

>Whats it like being blind?

psh, those shows are pure pleb son

San Junipero is literally leagues ahead of any of the new episodes. I could tell in the first five minutes it would be. It looked like a movie and not a cheap tv show like the others. The only downside was the ending.

it took me till last week to watch mr robot season 2. I was very put off after the pointless faggot shit with tyrell and the fight club rip off. Also black mirror season 3 was shit compared to the first 2.

This was the best episode of the entire series. Get fucked you triple nigger

fuck off, it was more faggot garbage.

kill yourself queer

>I get offended by themes in tv shows I disagree with politically

What does this remind me of?

I thought Wedding Singer for a hot second.

>Can someone give me a good reason for why this episode is good apart from how "progressive" it is?

oh you're one of those people

get back to your containment board faggot

>DUDE I WATCH BLACK MIRROR I'M SO FUCKING WOKE ABOUT THE DANGERS OF TECHNOLOGY FAMIGILIA

Fucking kek are you serious?

It's easily could have been a normal couple but they had to turn it in to progressive faggot rubbish. They can't leave the gay out of anything these days.

>THE DANGERS OF TECHNOLOGY FAMIGILIA

makes me so made but technology is morally neutral

>Wanting to watch another man romance and fuck a woman
What a cuck

Aren't you due back on reddit now? Sup Forums and the rest of Sup Forums was much more fun before you pieces of shit showed up.

>air on tv

but it didn't, though

haha yeah everyone who doesn't hate women, niggers, fags, and jews is reddit

go back to Sup Forums kiddo

>wanting a woman who was happily married for 50 years go dike for the sake of progressiveness.
It's not like you were going to see much anyway, just watch some porn if you want to watch lesbians going at it.

Living people can visit San Junipero and remember it once they come back into real life, so it's one's actual consciousness, not a copy.

Not him, but you should kill yourself you fucking cuck. And maybe this pandering bullshit will die down with you.

I'm probably twice your age you little fuck and it's not people who like that shit that are reddit, it's people like you who clearly post like reddit that are reddit.

stop posting faggot

>Wanting a happily married woman get fucked by another man after her husband dies

Wow.

You have to go back

>I'm probably twice your age

nah

i'm older and a lot better looking than you, so i don't have to blame women and niggers for all of my problems. drink bleach.

You're not fooling anyone reddit.

>he literally likes TV shows for being "progressive"
>not for writing, acting, cinematography
>shitty backwards "progressive" ideals make good kino

oh you're one of those people
try to emigrate to Canada, I dare you

post a picture of yourself

show us how "alpha" you are mate

Y-you too!

she should have stayed true to her husband you cuck

What a bunch of sensitive little bitches you are in this thread. Literally threatened by a lesbian storyline. Do us all a favour before you post here again ya nancys.

Hit the weights
Have a shower
Have sex
Get a clue

>drink bleach.
>alpha
You're not even in your mid 20's are you?

>What a bunch of sensitive little bitches you are in this thread. Literally threatened by a lesbian storyline.

it's pretty pathetic desu

>>You're not even in your mid 20's are you?

i'm 31

still waiting on that picture of you.

I lived with my ex for 8 years. I'm not going through that again.

>I like seeing big black bulls fuck women in my tv shows

Dude

the point is that they're in some 80s-style era. that's like a whole part of the episode.

so yeah, it looks like a club in a scene from a movie made and set in the 80s.

I've had multiple partners reddit user. I don't need to prove anything to you. I don't understand why you think attractiveness has any bearing on online conversations.

>Conservatives too distracted by race/gender to appreciate kino
shocking.

>I don't understand why you think attractiveness has any bearing on online conversations.

that's because you're an ugly, out of shape piece of shit.

her husband was dead she shouldn't have been doing any fucking at all

I know plenty of women have found me attractive and I only weight 70kg. Please explain to me how the attractiveness factors in to it reddit?

>I only weight 70kg

lmao

ENOUGH. You are all fucking morons and none of you can hold on to a single conversational thread long enough to even describe this as debating. DELETE THIS THREAD NOW

>Muh Hyperbole

>"Literally"

Redditor scum

Holy fuck the ending was such a fucking cop-out

>and they lived happily ever-after :)

The fuck is this, black mirror or some disney shit?

But mate women deserve eternal happiness. Don't be a fucking shitlord.

Not a happy ending. Think about it. Living in massive super computer VR for all eternity is a hellish experience. What makes life worth living is the eventuality of death. Entire point of black mirror is technology can warp the human soul.

Are you thick? It was about existentialism. The ending was supposed to make you question the nature of your own consciousness.
Try reading a book sometime that doesn't have pictures.

Here's a fun little video about that.
youtu.be/qv5GQulYyRg

it was an interracial lesbian couple and one of them was BLACK. No way they wouldn't give them the "happy" ending.

>watching British television

>Living in massive super computer VR for all eternity is a hellish experience. What makes life worth living is the eventuality of death.

And instead of focusing on that and exploring it we had >muh interracial lesbian love story

> Entire point of black mirror is technology can warp the human soul.

It used to be, now it's bad people use otherwise useful technology. Seriously, only episode one of the new season felt like that, everything else were just bad guys using technology for bad things.

>every episode is a grim warning of the dangers of technology and social media, everything has a distinct dark, gloomy tone
>except the one about interracial lesbians in which everything is suddenly cutesy and cheery and technology makes everyone happy and is nothing to be worried about

It's not a Vsauce video. It's supposed to make you ask questions yourself, not tell you the questions to ask and then spoon feed you answers.

Yeah, so? It's called variety

> Dude interacial lesbian LMAO

> Dude she renounced god and the promise to her faithfull husband to live eternally in a simulation of Sodom and Ghomora with an old dyke

> Cue to "heaven is a place on earth" and a happy ending montage

I'm not religious but the ending felt satanic

> Le "i don't have to blame women for my problem" mémé

You are 14 years old tops

Time to go back

Ps : enjoy 4 years of Donald Trump, you're welcome

If you make every episode end the same way, it gets predictable.

If you really think the writers thought about this so deep you are sadly mistaken. The perfect moment to end the episode was after her little pitch about her dead daughter. Yet without any character development on her part she changed her mind

You JUST know they couldn't let these two dyke have a sad ending, the ending was litteraly 100% genuine.


Huh it's black mirror nigger... Like have you seen the other episode ? There's nothing as much as "in your face" than the "moral" of black mirror. They lack any kind of subtelty especially in S03

Kys

This episode was bad stop defending your dykes waifus

I just found the music they used for the Season 2 trailer.
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>nigger
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Show us how it's done champ

>nigger
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>Also they are digital copies not actually humans living in a computer
People still believe that? A digital copy was that thing in the White Christmas special episode. They made another you, but that wasn't you, it was an entire new existence. In San Junipero your consciousness is literally transferred.

>They made another you, but that wasn't you
>your consciousness is literally transferred
What's stopping them from making a digital copy of your consciousness?

>Conservatives
>Not being distracted by race and gender
>able to understand subtext
>Having even a cursory understanding of philosophy
kek

It's interracial lesbians so you are not allowed to complain about it basically because you would be both homophobic AND racist.

In all honesty lesbians aren't that oppressed nowadays so they should stop forcing crap like this to guilt trip people constantly. And going for the 80's setting is just cashing in on what's currently popular. I can't wait till this stupid 80's fad goes away.

Man, it completely went over your head. You just don't realize it because you're so out of your depth. The episode was literally 2deep4u. Come to terms with that and go back to watching the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.

This episode is nothing we haven't seen before in the Twilight Zone.

Agreed - "San Junipero" was the worse episode in the season. "Hated in the Nation" was the best.

>tfw not intelligent enough for the Blue Collar Comedy Tour

What would be the point of that? The entire point of San Junipero is to save your consciousness from dying in your human body.

IT'S 2016 YOU SHITLORD

No, it's year 0 of the Trump dynasty.

What if people wanted to profit from it by selling the digital copies of celebrities who decided to upload their consciousness? (like in that Futurama episode with Kidnapster)

Welps what did I expect ?

It's Sup Forums afterall

You guys can't watch past the dykes

I'll let you masturbate over plebstarian distraction while I enjoy real kino

Enjoy being "MINDFUCKED" by this (((great))) (((satire))) blackmirror

>it's a thought provoking episode

>What makes life worth living is the eventuality of death.

That's a good point, user. Is there any books or movies that capture this well?

And my thought was about the security of those uploaded consciousnesses.
What if the power goes out? Do they have copies of the consciousnesses if the storage thing breaks? What if someone broke in to steal one of them?

Gods Not Dead 2 isn't kino.

Is it really possible to store consciousnesses though? If it's not doable in real life it's just like thinking whether time travel is possible or not, there's no way to know. I guess you are asking this within the universe of the story. But otherwise I think it would only be possible to simulate a human brain in a computer, and give it human memories but it wouldn't really be human or alive or self aware.

Fuck my wife while I watch

Isn't a kino either

Ps : i'm atheist and from EU. But you thought I was a fundamentalist redneck...

RACIST AND SEXIST MUCH ?