Share your secrets, anons

Share your secrets, anons.

i was a bed wetter until 10

Bummer dude. Nightmares? or did you just love wetting beds?

I don't know who billy herrington is

>be me
>sick
>take shower
>blow nose the whole time
>it'll just go down the drain so whatever
>next day dad wants to talk to me
>"user, next time you use the shower be sure to clean your mess"
>Not sure what he's talking about
>"What mess?"
>He looks very uncomfortable
>"The kind girls can't make"
>Still have no idea what he's talking about
>Go to my room
>Remember the snot
>realize he thinks I masturbated in the shower
>Run back to him
>"That was just snot! I was Sick! I..."
>He looks at me like he doesn't believe me
>Go back to my room and consider suicide

im currently awaiting trial on 2 counts of rape

I had sex with my bestfriends crush.

Several times and then some more after I told him to stop it.
I came in her raw several times too.
Now she has a boyfriend and I cuck him too.

Pretty fun tbh. And I know it should feel wrong...but it doesn't

Main question is

Did she enjoy it tho?

spy cam wife. share with friend. jerk off.

I'd never tell her I do this, but I like to listen to my wife read out loud to herself when she thinks I'm asleep.

I eat my boogers.

I really miss the times when guys would confess in these threads that they jerked off to whipped kids giving blowjobs to horses.

Art thou guilty??

Don't we all

Is that your confession?

do you do that or do you just miss it?

I jerked off to whipped kids giving blowjobs to horses

I have a secret fetish for weight gain, and wish to get a skinny nice girlfriend, that would turn herself into a fat cumdumpster.

Showed my sister my cock

Green Text it, now.

Nothing to be ashamed of, recent studies have shown that it is a genetic condition that you can't actually consciously do anything about. Luckily it usually stops once your body starts puberty.

Care to break this one down, psychologically speaking?

story time

I still jerk off manually.

I know this is a share your secrets thread, but I personally think you are just as bad as people who sexualize anorexia.

How do you jerk off automatically?

I just wasted another year of my life, on a fools errand, in a foreign country. Moving back in with my parents as a 21 year old later this month.

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My boyfriend won't have sex with me. This morning in bed we were being touchy and he moved my hand to his penis and had me jerk him. That's it. That's all it's been, or I give him head.
I Don't know why. I really want him to own me.

sounds like he's in the closet or you're disgusting
pick one

While I agree with you, he didn't choose his fetish. What could have caused this fixation on weight?

That's called a gap year user, think of it as a dry run of being a self-sufficient adult.
You've tasted freedom now, so you'll feel compelled to do whatever it takes to get out of your parents house and surviving on your own.
Oh, that seems like a lot of money to use on something that works just as well manually.

It’s a quote, man.

I let an old black homeless man suck my dick after shooting me up with meth.

We used to fuck, like the last time was in January.

That is why I made a point out of saying that this is my subjective opinion. If he found a skinny chick who would get off on getting fattened up, I wouldn't condemn it, even though it would still be unhealthy.

What does he get out of it?

You're perfectly entitled to your opinion, my man, but why wouldn't you condemn unhealthy behavior?

I convinced my company to send me on a business trip out of the country to see an ex FWB for some fun. Wife stayed home to watch the baby :D

Im a fairly active graffiti writer. Never gotten caught

My girlfriend wears wears diapers and a pacifier and pretends to be a toddler when we fuck. It's the fucking best.

City? Tag? I might know your work.

Not from the US

I have aids and i can't tell to my girlfriend who is waiting a baby from me, i choose to live my life this way until something changue or get too late, so how is everybody goin?

Thanks man, but it's hard knowing that I could've used my time so much better. I thought life would really grow out here, but it turns out I was just playing adult. I'll try not to be a bitch about it.

I haven't been to class in weeks. I go to the liquor store and walk up and down the train tracks for a few hours. Make shit up about what I'm doing to family and friends. I'll probably be thrown out soon.

Because I don't make a point of condemning smoking or overconsumption of sugar.
If it done with the consent of each adult individual or something a person does to their own body that doesn't constitute a mental illness, it is not my place to condemn it.
People are free to fuck up their own bodies if they choose to do so.

You know anything in Virginia?

He's owning you by not fucking you. When you get to where you're tearfully begging him to fuck you, he might, or might not. Whichever he decides, you'll do. If he says no, just a BJ, and you cry while you're doing it, then he owns you.

why? is she slow?

I'm jealous.

Jesus... if this is real, get some help. Your school will have counselors, or will direct you to mental health professionals. I know Im supposed to be an edgefag on here, but really dude, its not too late to fix this shit. Have a loli.

Dude, your brain isn't even done developing, becoming an adult takes practice and you have taken the first steps.
As I said, you've tasted freedom and you've gotten the notion of not wanting to waste your time. Both are key to figuring out what you want and to start surviving on your own.

Nah, Chicago here.

They're just as free to fuck up their bodies, as you are to condemn them! Maybe some condemnation would do them some good. Wake them up, open their eyes. That's what judgement does, it's not always evil.

Thanks man. I don't know what's wrong with me.

Lol, I live in Germany now, but I've lived in Chicago before, and I'm moving back to later this month.
Did some tags back in VA.
What've you done in Chicago?

No. She has cerebral palsy and reading aloud helps with her speech impediment.

Run-of-the-mill depression. Basically curable in this age of wonder drugs. No reason not to just fix it.

This is the most contradicting post I've ever seen. I love it.

You wont be a faggot if you ask for help.

I am serious my dude, you sound like you are fucking seriously depressed, speaking from personal experience.

Ask for help, It feels embarrassing at first, but it saved my life, and it sounds like you need it as well. A lot of smart cool people have been through this.

Its not too late.

Jordan B Peterson has taught me so much more about life, and being a man, than my own father has in his entire life. I still love him though.

Probably vote Democrat too. It all makes sense now.

Drumpf Btfo forever. You did it.

LOL YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT PEOPLE TO DIVULGE THEIR INNERMOST SECRETS ON HERE?! nice try shill

it sucks indeed...

U got me. It's a sad day for the FBI

I love to get fucked and I can't help it. My dick isnt small or anything but a cock in my ass is fucking amazing and i love shoving dildos in my ass and having prostate orgasms.

Yeah well, on the other hand me using a bunch of energy condemning other people instead of just dealing with my own shit seems like a waste of time.
Unless they are people I care about or they are a detrimental influence on people I care about, I won't expend the energy on doing so.

that's endearing and pathetic all at the same time

I put a columbiner in a mental hospital for 6 weeks cause he broke my bong and started talking shit in the middle of class in front of everyone

he can only go to section 21 drug alternative schools now, and his parents have given up on him and he still lives in the same group home.

How's listening to my wife build her confidence "pathetic"?

damn user, sorry to hear, how did you end up getting it

he's thinking about someone else. I've been exactly that guy before. maybe check the porn he watches. u will see a pattern of what type of girls he fantasizes about. maybe u know who he's thinking of while he makes u suck his unwashed penis.

He's jelly, so he had to find some way of telling himself he wouldn't want that.

he gets the fine opportunity to suck a white boys penor

For the sake of your woman and your child, you have an obligation to tell her.
If you've infected her, there are things doctors can do to avoid your kid suffering the same fate.
Take your lumps and do what you can to ensure the wellfare of your offspring.

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i just got fucked by a shemale for the first time and there was sth wrong with the condom, so she pulled out and she replaced it immediately, but now i am. worried i have HIV, i asked her she said there was nothing wrong w the condom, and she has no HIV, but Im still scared as shit... also have a gf, fml, everytime. i allow myself to explore a little. bit immediately bad stuff happens..

Only the tip went in

garbage

I thought that.

I have a much more feminine boyfriend and im a masculine hairy monster but he loves to fuck me every night and has a bigger cock its just emasculating and i hate myself for it. That sucks bro try to find a stable fuck buddy whos clean i guess. I used to be a top but i dont know whats happened to me