Americans put their eggs in the fridge

>Americans put their eggs in the fridge

for what purpose?

Danes do that as well.

Goddamn, didn't known france was third world already

I don't get it. Do you put them in microwave?

>Americans put theirs eggs in theirs shoes before going to bed whit theirs shoes on

We do it aswell. What's wrong with it?

Is this a euphemism for fucking old lady?

They dip their eggs in chemicals so they spoil fast. They would be illegal in the EU.

The clock moves two minutes closer to midnight.

>Americans shower their microwave

We do this too, they last longer in the fridge

>americans break eggs with their guns

>Americans shart without taking off their sweater

>Americans put their guns in the shower before microwave their eggs

We used to but not anymore.

We used to have this plastic case thing at home that you could make a soft boiled egg in the microwave with

it was so fucking disgusting looking back at it now

to step up their egg-throwing game

>Americans put their beds in the fridge

>Americans put their bedbugs in a jar >

>
am really dumb

>French put their eggs in a womans bagina

Is there anything gayer than this?

Y'all will get sued for this.