Im being 100% seroius Sup Forums. I need your help. Shit went down today...
>on monday >type jokingly in the group chat on snap that if anyone leaves I will "decapitate them at noon tomorrow" >Some cunt told the principal that I had made a "terroristic threat" to the school >Get called down today >get told that police are coming to my house and shit (they treat it like a shooting threat) >got home like 2 hours ago >theyre coming in like 1-3 days >Im scared as hell >any help you could offer will be much appreciated
Thanks Sup Forums
John Rodriguez
Just say that it was lockerroom talk, it was supposed to be a cruel and dark joke that you shouldn't say. IMPORTANT YOU SAID IT AS A JOKE IN WHICH YOU SHOULD NOT GREET OTHER BY SAYING U WILL KILL THEM
Michael Long
most important thing is to say it was a cruel joke and show remorse that you feel a bit guilty.
Thomas Scott
I said that, they really dont give a flying fuck if it was a joke, they taking it as a full threat
Ryan Foster
just be truthful and u will be ok its a joke about how to not be someone. Say that
Samuel Allen
I showed a ton of remorse and all that shit too, didnt do shit for me
Liam Richardson
I don't like to admit, but I've been in a similar situation. Say it was a mistake and that you were only joking. Play it off as a dumb kid and act real guilty. Just don't overdo it. Remember, mistake.
Gavin Wright
Hahaha, fucking idiot. Enjoy your western europe.
Slav all the way, we do not give a fuck and we fight human trash. And you? Pff...
Ethan White
Shit bro, if you've got something illegal, throw it away, don't have illegal shit on your drives, etc. Also don't have any guns/katanas/knives in your room (or even while house). Everytime these fuckers get involved, there's a possibility that they'll search your shit and uncover some shady shit you've been doing. Act like you're sorry, didn't mean it that way.
There will be consequences, but it's up to you how bad they will be.
Nicholas Davis
Good. Maybe it will help to slow the amount of school shooters who slip through the cracks because cops are too busy with retards like you. Maybe stop doing it around people you know, autist.
Thomas Garcia
M8 tell them its a fcking joke and they're taking shit too far.
Jaxon Perez
just drive/walk out of state. they cant chase you out of state
Jordan Morris
I said it was a joke and a mistake tons of times but cops still coming
Kevin Gray
Also get rid of all weapons in house, even fucking toys. I'm serious, work double time and get those things out.
Leo Nguyen
Slavs sound like wild fun to drink with. I'm buying, my city's rich as fuck. Let's get tanked.
Landon Jenkins
>this
Jaxon Davis
Stick to it. You'll be ok. Trust me.
Evan Harris
My house dont have no weapons. My dad is really non-gun oriented
Camden Mitchell
This guy is right Not gonna lie, upcoming days gonna be stressful But i think that they would just leave you with a warning if you did not do anything illegal in midtime If they had taken you as a terrorist they would knocked to your doors already
Joshua Stewart
>>theyre coming in like 1-3 days Your story might have been believable until you added this part.
If you happen to not be lying, just claim you got hacked. It worked for a kid I know at Chesterton High school this past weekend.
Nathaniel Smith
Get all knifes put up and get the nerf guns out. 100% serious, these schmucks will get you for that.
Blake Wood
Just yell them it was taken out of context or that the screen shot was altered
Blake Butler
Get what you deserve you fuckhead. Do you not read the news? Dummy.
Xavier Peterson
Already told the story, cant flip. It was a mistake
Oliver Flores
I only have kitchen knives and like 5 nerf guns from when I was like 6
Caleb Parker
Good point, he could have expected that It's rather a touchy subject now
Jason Bennett
Didnt think twice, dont need to tell me I fucked up, cause I know. I just need help
Jackson Rivera
Oh fuuuuuk. Just read about that. The absolute madman got the polis to beleieve that he had one time shared the same phone number with a kid that had the same name. Moral of the story? Move to Indiana because the cops there will beleeb anything
Landon Barnes
Then you'll be ok, just sit them down in your room and from the bottom of your heart, tell them it was a mistake. And that you won't be a fucking retard.
Asher Torres
Don't show a bit of remorse, don't apologize.
Just be truthful that it was a private conversation between friends then after everything blows over you should actually decapitate whoever the fuck told on you. They deserve to die for their cowardice and disloyalty.
Seriously kill them though, I fucking hate faggots who rat people out.
Owen Young
Do you really think I should hide kitchen knives? Like, thats kinda overboard. My principal did say he'd tell them it was a mistake, but he still took it serious
Luke Scott
Calm tf down
Easton Reyes
>fucking retard. who want's to live in a world where all jokes are off limits? No-one could take the threat of 'decapitation at noon tomorrow' seriously wtf. They should charge the people who report stupid shit an administration fee 5$.
Kevin Thomas
whatever you do stay at home, you dont want them searching for you. your actually fucked if they have to.
Josiah Stewart
Don't show remorse, apologise perhaps. Your "friend" took it overboard and ratted you out. You are in no threat if you prove yourself to not be a fucking terrorist.
Caleb Brown
If they find the kitchen knife you'll have to explain them even more Tell the truth and only the truth
Evan Howard
I agree, but its up to them and theyre taking it really fucking serious
Kevin Bennett
Ill tell them kitchen knives are used for chopping fucking cucumbers, not slicing necks
Robert Ramirez
becapitate 'em, as promised, if they don't understand jokes.
Cameron Carter
i think you kinda got it
Hunter Lee
That's the same reason that it's funny you fucking retards.
Now go to your safe space and cry for a week you hypersensitive pussies.
Chase Jenkins
Shoot up the school. You're already guilty in their eyes since society has become a safespace. Might as well do it so you'll be punished for actually doing something bad.
Mason Cruz
I didnt promise anything, Im not gonna fucking cut their heads off
Jack Gonzalez
America, you're the laughing stock of this world right now. Get it together.
Thomas Fisher
>an administration fee 5$. tbh I think they should just charge them whatever it cost the state to follow up. You get SWAT sent somewhere? You just paid their wages for that day. Extra security sent for an event? You're now a job creator. In OPs case, the half-day of principal's time + however long the cops spend on this faggotry
Owen Rodriguez
Im not gonna shoot up a fucking school. IM. NOT. A. TERRORIST.
Adam Lee
Leave Sup Forums and never come back you permavirgin loser.
Luke Hall
fuck off
Carson Walker
This is what i love in middle europe. I can say every shit I want and no one gives a fuck
Robert Long
waiting for the tax break now...
Dylan Martin
This is America. NEVER show remorse for simply saying something. Its your fucking god given right dude. Don't let these hyper sensitive faggots ruin free speech.
Connor King
fuck his pride if this is going to save his ass honestly
Tyler Price
Well first of all fucking grade schoolers shouldn't be using the internet. Not only does nobody want to hear your political opinions on reddit or your squeaker voice... but shit like this happens and I feel bad for your generation growing up always plugged in. You're gonna wind up fat and pasty with low testosterone and deformed kids.
But this wont come to anything. Its clearly a joke, if the police DO come well just make sure there's nothing to find, no violent diaries, etc. Just tell them it was a joke, act remorseful and It'll blow over. I had something like this happen in HS. Somebody didnt like my violent drawings, they searched my locker, tried to counsel me etc. It turned into nothing.
And get the fuck off Sup Forums you're too fucking young to be on the internet period.
Jayden Gomez
I mean like, call me a sensitive fag, but i fell sorry. I heard a kid got traumatized or something from my message. Like, come on, how can you not be sorry?
Grayson Bailey
Exactly.
OP you are not sorry, you're just letting people scare you into saying and possibly even thinking that.
Bentley Cook
oh fuck off, i dont really give a shit what age I am
Kayden Phillips
Dude im fucking sorry
Owen Torres
Then you did nothing wrong, and cunt is making false claims and she her behaviour is dangerous, because now police isn't killing niggers, but doing something retarded.
Aiden Foster
doesnt matter what the school admins think. They cant charge you with anything, and probably have nothing going on in their lives which is why they work for the school system.
The cops will have more brains, will see you were an angsty kid trying to be funny and as long as you dont have violent fetish shit in your house, or drawers full of knives and machetes or anything bad in your computer history you're ok. They might take your computer though. Most likely they will just want to talk to you for a sec and to your parents and maybe ask if they can search your room. They know all kids have done shit like this. Congratulations growing up in the internet age where every fuck up is recorded for all to see. Start young and keep yourself off social media you fucking twerp.
Jackson Barnes
^True
Mods we got another underager who snuck in!
Angel Foster
You are a sensitive fag. Just like the other fuckin snowflake who felt in danger because of your shitty joke. Grow some balls the world is a tough place and there wont be any place for this sensitive shit soon. and get the fuck outta here. You are too young for this site. And it's not for you if you feel sorry for them.
Xavier Perry
i dont give a fuck what age I am, I sut need help
William Williams
We already told you everything you need to know. It's a shitty situation there is nothing you have to worry about and you should definietly not feel guilty. It will be over. And quit being a fag. Also mods.
Julian Murphy
>the world is a tough place there is a whole generation of adults who have been taught that it shouldn't be and that all they have to do is complain loud enough in order to get everything handed to them. People that actually believe that in 50 years there will be no more people working and it will all be done by machines that no-one builds designs or maintains.
Hunter Smith
Don't lie. Get a lawyer. Don't answer any questions until you have one with you. Most importantly don't lie, and don't answer any questions without an attorney.
Justin Ross
Thank you and fuck you
Elijah Brown
Im not getting a fucking lawyer, parents cant afford it
Matthew Butler
Then don't answer any questions, and don't lie either
Robert Garcia
I agree. But I think this will be over soon as this is not a sustainable system. I hope it wont be too painful.
Carson Thomas
If I dont answer ?s ill be suspicious as hell
Eli Clark
Get a load of this little fuckup. Coming here for advice, but he's got that kind of attitude when we could have given him no advice period and just called him a fag.
We're being honest with you ya fucking twerp. About what you should do and about staying off places like this.
But with your attitude, now I see why they blew this out of proportion.
Ian Turner
>hey, nons look here, a glitch!!!
Oliver Price
There's nothing you can say that will help you, anything you say will be used against you. You're already suspicious if cops are coming to talk to you, right? They've got the chat, don't give them anything else.
Thomas Jackson
Get the fuck out you fuckin asshole
Aiden King
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Aiden Robinson
Isn't it obvious? You need to decapitate the snitching bitch and plant the weapon in your principal's office.
Brayden Garcia
no
Ryan Johnson
That's exactly what some terrorist about to shoot up a school would say.
Dylan Baker
Do it fag
Tyler King
Honestly, you kind of deserve it. However, being in your situation before, the only thing you can really do is ditch anything remotely sharp and plead insanity when they get there.
Good luck, please post updates.
Benjamin Hernandez
tell these normie fuckers they're gay
Dominic Williams
HOLY SHIT! A PHOTOSHOPPED AD!
Ayden Allen
Remember him. He made a school shooting joke on Runescape and got jail time. Considering the tensions now, you're fucked, might as well just follow through and kill somebody for real so at least people don't think you're a complete retard in prison
Dominic White
What has America come to? Kids can't even make jokes (albeit in bad taste) without it going to the police. You are the least free western country there is now. Giving up every part of your lives in the name of "safety"
Leo Sanchez
And because of this constant fear and overprotection when they meet real life they start killing fellow students.
Juan Morgan
If you have no history of violence or mental illness you should be fine. Apologise for the bad joke and apologise that someone decided to waste police time because of current events and media hype