18+ Celeb Thread

18+ Celeb Thread

Showed up just in time for a new thread and it starts with Portman.

The gods blessed me today.

noice

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well lads?

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Is it so wrong to have a wish in a dream and to want to have fun and enjoy your life ?

>tfw you aren't big enough to please her

woah

What's a hershlag?

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SMOL

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Wew

lol silly goyim

I will please her by kissing her and eating her pussy and asshole Jerome and Tyrone fill her like she needs to be filled

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I swear Portman is my kryptonite.

Bbc is mine

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wew is right lad

>that goy is staring at you again

Even counting the nudes, I think this is probably the sexiest picture of her. It turns me to diamonds every time.

yumm

Love me some Maisie

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unse

It's a common weakness

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What a wee chav.

I love it.

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>mfw

Bbc is better

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If you had one shot or one opportunity to squeeze your waifu's CUTE lil titties, would you capture it? :3

H A N G O U T A N D C H I L L

yuh

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Is there a self help group like Portmans Anonymous I can join?

I feel like she has a spell on me.

I want to cuddle with her

Absolutely

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Actually if no pony wants to chat I’m going to go come for BBC interracial and sissy porn and fantasize and dream about one day you paying me money so I can become a beautiful

Show tits

you have no power user.

There is no cure

Wew

no, me

Seconded

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wew!

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I like bbc and girly clothes sdummy

I'd probably let it slip on account of sweaty palms (´⌒`)

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Well shit. What do I do now?!

Sorry I'm first

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Yummy

If you get weak knees just go down and pretend you've fainted. Maybe you'll get mouth to mouth!

watch garden state and weep

ha, no m8

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Spend the rest of your days wishing she was yours

M A
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( '-') Whomst waifu are you you'st referring to.

For a P2T like you she'd hold your hands in hers and help you feel her boobs so they don't slip! ^ - ^

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God damn this slut knows how to cleavage.

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Let me fuck

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omg saved

Fuck Anne show them tits

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Fuck, I already do that! Anything more immediate on the list that can sooth the symptoms?

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Are you afraid of me transitioning you know I will look much better is a girl I will still keep my penis and we will have so much fun !!!!???!!

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and what do I do about the vomit on my sweater?

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Jerk off to her everyday to numb the pain

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>( '-') Whomst waifu are you you'st referring to.

My own of course, silly Tayanon.

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