You know what to do

You know what to do.

For me I'm a 23 year old male who is overwhelmingly afraid to go out at night.

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girlfriend dmed her ex with an instagram “stoners post” that talked about smoking, cuddling, and fucking.

confronted her about it and she acted like it was no big deal.

what do i do.

thats cute OP.

I am a 35 year old male who cant help making girls fall in love with me and inevitably fucking up their life.

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I have vivid fantasies that are completely nonsensical and it causes me to struggle almost constantly to not laugh.

For example, today I'm at work and we have a big meeting. Some really important business guy is sitting around talking to my boss about a bunch of stuff. Out of no where, I have this vivid vision of him standing up, pulling his pants down, and waving his penis back and fourth as he tilts his head back and continues talking.


He's still going on about this big business project, and his penis is just flopping and slapping back and fourth. I get vivid images of how the people in the room would respond.

Shit like this happens constantly and has happened as far back as I can remember.

Tell her to pack her things she sounds toxic asf

I had another one of our daily meeting, where the Asian guy walks in - wearing a robe, traditional fu manchu mustache, and brings in a gong. He hits it really loud in the middle of the meeting and just keeps going "oooohhhhh!!!!!" Whenever my teammate asks him "Dude, what are you doing?" The guy karate chops him, making my teammate go "Ou dude, what the fuck?!"

Then he proceeds to give a presentation that just has pictures of General Tso's chicken and Egg foo yung and stuff. He just keeps saying "Ooooohhhh!!!"

That's pretty fucked

That's not even the half of it man.

I have these insane fantasies of people just standing up in the middle of presentations, jumping on tables, hollaring "IMA FIRIN' MUH LAZAR!!!," just dropping their trousers and shitting on the table in the middle of meetings or class. I vividly see people's shocked expressions and having absolutely no idea how to process what's happening.

Then like a week later, I imagine another meeting where the black guy is giving a presentation, grabs a trash can, and starts shouting "I'M MEEELLLLTTIIINNNNGG!!!" and just has explosive diarrhea in front of everybody.

sometimes I bump dying threads

Nice dubs

i got sued by an ex gf for posting her nudes. we settled out of court.

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A friend I knew from secondary school was raped while in Thailand and made the news. I cum thinking about it at least once a day.

>with friends at restaurant
>left around 1:30am and walked to a corner shop by herself
>kidnapped
>raped by 2 men
>robbed and left on the side of the road
>flew back home and has never been the same

pic related. its her

I had to go to Colombia for Christmas to visit my wife's family. I made up an excuse to fly later so I could have a layover in Bogota. I met up with and fucked a Colombian screenwriter that I met on Colombian cupid. She was the oldest women I have ever fucked (42), but it was good. She gave me a shit blowjob. I left for my wife's home town and had a normal week with them but I got diarhea.
Next I flew back to Bogota and met up with another girl I met on Colombian Cupid. I had secretly flown to see her before. She is 28 and mixed race, a beautiful girl, a little thick. By the time that I flew to Bogota I was getting better with the diarhea, but I didn't tell the girl that I was seeing. No, I didn't shit on her, but she always gives me long passionate rimjobs. I had an awesome night of sex with her before I flew back to the states. After I got home guess what she had....yup, my diarhea. I told her that it must have been the food at the hotel. I love when she licks my ass.

I have a female friend. She is really fucking attractive, and I have developed feelings for her. I know that these will never be reciprocated due to her being a functional human being.

Anywho, I think about her, and different situations, like holding hands and cuddling and the like. But recently I have been jacking off to the thought of violently raping her. It would be easy too, she is two inches shorter than me, and pretty thinly built.

Post a pic

Kys. Sick fuck.

i too have a friend that i hang out with. it is way past the friendzone stage.. she undresses in front of me. she is hot as fuck.. or i think so anyway...
i know we will never date. but i have thought about hiring people to attack us while we are out.. and force us to have sex...

I can’t stop posting pictures of my ex ... she’s been doxed you can even google her name and find her nudes .. b is kinda sick of her

>female
>functional human being
topkek

Hah lul noe. For reference, think My Cherry Crush.

Nah.

Well, as functional as one can be. And far too high standards to date the like of me.

Yeah because she'll find out its you out of her entire friend group. Just post a pic of that rapemeat

Why though? You are surely intelligent enough to know practice makes perfect.

Everyone gets let down, you just need to learn how to deal with it. No one find's it easy, you just need to make a few leaps.

shits already over man

i have done the same thing... no one cares anymore

True makes me sad I only get diamonds when I post her

i cop a feel off my close female friends whenever i get the chance. usually veiled by drunkenness, so can get away with a bit more.

>example of long time friend
>Visiting her at in her new city
>Out drinking at a festival, just us two
>Going to meet up with others soon, have to walk a long way to their bar
>Both already plastered
>Make our way
>We always wrap arms around each other when walking together drunk
>She’s wearing a mid-length light dress
>Her arm is around my shoulder, mine around her waist. I’m holding the hand around my shoulder with my other, sort of supporting her
>As we go, I’m feeling her swing. She’s really fit and has a tight ass. Can feel her cheek rise and fall against the edge of my hand
>Thru the whole walk I’m slowly lowering that hand
>Not knowing if she’s noticing or caring
>That bumping against my hand changes to my palm resting on the top of her ass, rising and falling
>Eventually I’m not on her waist at all, but fully grasping the side of her tight ass cheek
>In line with her step, I’m squeezing slightly and releasing
>My hand rotates so that I’m cupping her whole cheek
>All the while we’re just walking and talking. She says nothing
>She has to be aware of it. Maybe she’s into it?
>All I know is that I spent a good 20 minute walk full-on grabbing my longtime friend’s ass cheek as it alternated from tensed and muscular to supple and phat as she strode

She has a very small group of friends. I am one of two who browse this site at all, and I am the more frequent one. I would love too, trust me, but I need to cover my own ass.

every women i've ever met who brags about being loyal to her man has tried to fuck me at the same time

Her coworkers? Her cousins? Past schoolmates? They can't narrow you down. Plausible deniability

You are a disgrace to humanity.
Nah, just fucking with ya, diarrhea butt

Surprise surprise, she has standards too high for someone who fantasises about violently raping her.

Well she doesn't know that, man. So that point is moot.

>women don't have rape fantasies
kek

I'm a 30 year old male and I spend hours outside the homes of 23 year olds, making sure that they're terribly afraid to go out at night.

>can't narrow me down
She is a normie. Our class was basically only normies sans me and one other guy. Pretty sure her family is a bunch of normies too.

So, if she got wind of it the process of narrowing it down would be very short

She might not know that specifically, but maybe she detects you're a creepy fuck.

>Some women have rape fantasies therefore all women want to be raped.

Keep telling yourself that, if it makes your faps any less shameful.

You're just an immature asshole who has the attention span of a toddler

rape is the ultimate compliment you can pay a woman. everyone of them who have been raped struggle with their rape orgasms because of the cognitive dissonance this causes them

She initiates conversations and plans half of the time, so obviously she thinks I am a regular person, albeit with "wierd" interests. Neener neener.

Regardless, you still have plausible deniability. Her photos are public and obtainable by anyone including her co-workers, boss, childhood friends, etc.

I find married business men in town on Craigslist and I meet up with them and suck them off or have sex with them.

dump her.

I take a probiotic that gives me the most putrid gas you can think of.

I literally look forward to dutch ovening myself daily

I've had to make some adolescent boys strip naked and expose different body parts for inspection.

i go around trans red zone in my city like a fool

Might be OCD

>the persistence
Wew lad, I admire that stuff. Give me a moment

What the fuck are you afraid of lmao.
I’m sure a lot of people here have social issues but I (including myself in those who have social issues) still go out, partly because of what I do for a living, and force interactions even if I can’t hang. I learn from it and get better from it. I could just be a neet and play vidya all day but instead I know this will help me in the long run. Social interactions are like a form of vidya. Just figure it out nigga

Dude you sound autistic

its her

Hah lul noe cut the shit bro

Furies, fury suits, and fury behavior make me very uncomfortable and I really don't like them. But I can't tell anyone because the vast majority of my friends are furies, or are huge supporters of the furry community. My best friend is a fury as well.

#fml

That's a dude... Sry user

>How do I convince her
let her pick the girl and make sure the extra girl doesn't know you're cousins

Fucking ask her.
Communication isn't rocket science.

Because it's true lol. She better be worth the persistence

do same

>Long time close friend of super hot English girl
>9/10, long brown hair, freckles, athletic, medium tits, nicest ass I’ve ever seen
>She doesn’t go out drinking much, so I don’t have many opportunities to take liberties
>But she loves to run
>I took up running and have done a few races with her
>keep pace with her, but stay behind, obvious reasons
>watching her amazing bouncing ass in yoga pants or tight shorts. fucking fantastic
>Took it a step further
>Signed us up for a mud run
>Mud, cold water, obstacle course, swinging, climbing, that thing
>She thought it was a great idea. I did too, for other reasons
>Team event, 2 person minimum, some obstacles require teamwork
>She turns up wearing a tight white top over a white sports bra, and gray yoga pants. event says wear old clothes coz they get destroyed
>near the start we slide down mud into water
>We get out at the bottom and she is glistening, clothes clinging to her tighter than before, nips already starting to poke thru
>Next interesting bit is a long crawl thru mud under wire
>Her ass swaying in my face all the way
>Rope swinging portion I go first coz she’s not sure how to tackle it
>At the other side waiting for her to follow my lead, I have to help her from the last rope to the end platform
>She’s basically just launching herself into me from the rope
>I put out both hands to grab her and get a tit in my right palm
>Last item of note was the best.
>Scale a tall wall
>Sent her up first
>Cannot stress enuf how good these events are
>We’ve been friends for years, no romance, both have partners, but here I am, after giving her a leg-boost, she’s now handing from the ledge and I get to grab
>her yoga pants are still wet and tight and I can clearly see she has a thong underneath
>I get a full, soft ass cheek in each palm and squeeze to my heart’s content as I push her up
>in public
>And she was fine with it. All just part of the teamwork. Great day out.

how do i not turn into you in 15 years?
already did this a few times, can't seem to stop

I'm in love with my best friend, who's also a lesbian. #fml

You don't want to be that guy.

if I knew that, I would have stopped.

tried a few times. made it about 3 years without doing it at one point. didn't last.

I broke up with my gf the day after I cheated on her, and I blamed my depression.
I miss her, and I feel like shit, and I've been actually contemplating suicide. I know she'll take me back, but I can't deal with the fact that I cheated.

I have cultivated an image of myself as an "artist" just to trick girls I know into posing nude for me.

i know, that's why i want to stop, it's mostly why i'm miserable
i try to not do it with my current gf, but i can't seem to help losing interest as soon as they tell me they love me. i try fighting that, but it's always at the back of my mind and it makes me lose sleep. and that's the least shitty thing that happens

Here ya go

Hate to break it to you son, your relationship with singles is over.

It starts with a desire. If you want it enough, you'll try hard enough to find the answers until you end up not being that guy.

I'd love to pin her down in an alley and violate all of her holes before cumming in her pussy. Post more

dump the unfaithful whore

> i can't seem to help losing interest as soon as they tell me they love me
one thing that can help with that is dating crazies. you lose interest when the challenge is over, but the challenge is never over if she says she loves you one day and then throws a sink at you the next.

I want to murder you.

I want to murder you.

That is the only pic of her that fit the size cap. Sorry bro, wish I could post more.

But please, give a more detailed description of your hypothetical plan of action. For science of course.

I love to listen to soundgasm with my friends or cousins

More pics more detail. Sry

Get rid of that skank. Find a better hoe to be with. Done.

did that, i had one of my exes telling me she loves me and nearly hitting my head with a thrown plate in legit rage in the span of 2 hours. And nothing that would justify that had happened, at least not from my point of view.
weirdly enough we're still on really good terms

I hope you never get another girlfriend. Hope you get a boyfriend. Hope he leaks your tiny dick pics and you feel so shameful you consider killing yourself.

You’re scum

Yo guys. I'm a college freshman Engineering student. There's a qt3.14 at my school I remember from grade 6 and holy shit this girl upgraded hard. I remember though I liked her in grade 6 and some rumor passed by that I liked her, so I beat up the kid (people back then would rather drag their balls through class then admit they liked a girl). She got kind of mad at me after that, and we drifted away. Anyways I saw her on uni campus and my stomach dropped harder then a fucking trap beat, and I wanted to say hi but I'm the biggest pussy lmao. Should I grow my balls out and do it?

Your fellow user from Cali :/

Deadlock, then. I'll see what I can dig up

I got caught and booked for possession of child porn when I was underage. I had to do community service and nothing ever came of it.

I have a g/f, we have lived together 4 years. We are happy, I have a good job, a nice car, we have a house. However I secretly have guys come over and suck my cock while shes at work, sometimes I suck their too and taste their cum. Just this past Monday I had a 19 year old twink come over and suck me dry and swallow while I jerked him off and licked his warm sticky cum off my hands.

If you care about her you will seek mental health help. Don’t do it you pos.

I've been fucking my best friend's (married) mom since just before Christmas. It was awesome at first, but not I am worried that he'll find out and I'll lose my friend over it.

I've tried to break it off twice already but I don't have the willpower so I keep going back for more. It's just too hard to stop. I'm a total sex addict to start with, so I am always horny. All of my previous relationships have been short term, so I've never had sex on-tap like this. His mom is filthy as fuck too, which I love, but that only makes it harder to stop because I know that there's no chance I'll ever find a girl who will do the things she does.

I'm a functioning sex addict. I have a normal job as a web developer but I jerk off at work at least once an hour.

I also meet up with a slag off tinder or okc every day. I had unprotected sex with 40 women in the past month. I'm terrified as fuck of getting myself tested.

I don't otherwise live a high-risk lifestyle. I work out 3 times a week and am normal looking enough to get women off tinder.

I really don't know how to stop or get help and I'm too ashamed to ask anyone. I been having sex since I was 15. I'm 26 now

Post one showing off her body

SUPREMELY fuckable.
Now, make trade.

How picky are you about how the women look that you fuck? Do fuck anything with a vagina that is receptive to your dick, or do you have certain standards?

Don't have one. Can't even find one on her social media. Sorry bro.

Uhhh....no it’s from power being taken from them....physically hurt or mentally abused you sick fuck.
>I hope you get anally raped.

I am not picky at all. I do prefer attractive women but I've slept with some questionable ones. I hooked up with a chick with cerebral palsy yesterday. I had to help her with her walker get up the stairs. I don't know wtf is wrong with me

Fuck yeah, how hot is she?
Pic?
How did it start?

Pussy is pussy.

Lmfao
>she thinks your gay nigger.

Tell her your a pos and let her have her moment to be mad. You’ll love the feeling that she knows and the hatred to directs at you will actually make you feel better. Then you can move on