I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. Whats a good way to punish him?

I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. Whats a good way to punish him?

Put his penis in your mouth and suck it. He will be naturally grossed out by the spit and hate every minute of it.

Bump for op

Marry him.

He actually doesnt like blowjobs. Weird right?

Tie him up and cut him 47 times.

I would prefer to stay mostly in the law here.

So you're dating a faggot...

Yes but most faggots like blowjobs as much as straight boys do so that isn't really relevant.

Not too clever are you?

He said punish him, not damn him to an eternal hell.

Tits and timestamp or gtfo

Do you do the cooking? If so buy testosterone blockers and estrogen pills and add them to his food.
At the same time, tell him you “want to try something different” in bed and peg him until she can’t get off any other way.

this isn't funny you literal faggot double nigger

Rules

Don’t cut yourself on the edge, kid. How old are you and why haven’t you completed puberty yet?

He's the cook in the relationship. I'm not even letting him touch me for a few days so that wouldnt work either. I like the thought though.

I dont have any to show you sorry.

OP never said they were a girl.

Dump him?

NO! I'm not going to let that fucker win him away from me are you insane?

Sounds like your bf is the one winning here.

When some one on Sup Forums talks about their boyfriend I automatically assume it's two fags (I'm not queer). How new do you have to be to think it's a grill?

>I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. Whats a good way to punish him?
threesome

suck a dick then make out with him

He wont be once I figure out the right way to put him in his place and make him know who hes fucking with.

kill yourself, that way he never does it again

Well, he's fucking with at least two people that you know of.

Nah, I don't like em either. Just tell him you want to do something special, suck his cock, and make him feel guilty about it until his makes him lose his boner. Then bite his winkie and say that's for fucking another chick.

Fuck another guy and five hour bf sloppy seconds or fuck another guy and record it and make him watch.

top fucking kek

Are you a female or a male?

What you do is dependant on this.

Two people?

I dont know if I'd laugh or die if he slept with a woman but I'm not letting him touch me for a while so I cant get back at him that way and I'd like it to be creative. Something that really digs at the back of his mind for a while.

Male

Everyone out it’s a fag

A fag on Sup Forums? How did this happen?!

Why do you want to stay with him?

Maybe send gay porn to his boss from his email. Make it look like hackers or something.

What if I break my "no contact" rule and put peanut oil on the inside of his condom? He's allergic.

Because hes mine, but I really like that idea he actually really likes his job.

Ya you could then say it's probably karma from him being a cheater. Basically you need him to feel like his life of deceit is coming home to roost.

I feel like my lies haunt me.

Fake a pregnancy.
>But I'm a dude.
Do it anyway.

Fuck another guy and record it. Revenge sex

I'd like to hear other ideas, maybe things that have a good track record for success and something he wouldnt see coming? Again I would like to stay mostly in the law if I can.

stop being a pussy and just accept the fact that you arent good enough for your man. Do him a favour and leave him so he can move up to someone much more impressive and get yourself a new more pathetic boyfriend that you are worthy of.

32 and fuck puberty

That seems really tacky and would just make me look like the bad guy. I want it to really hurt and make sure he knows it hurts because hes a little bitch. I dont want him to be able to try to justify it thinking he cheated on me because I was what was wrong with us.

I am better than him if anything and I am certainly better than you.

going to recommend counseling

annoying for him and relationship repair for
you?

I am not a professional though just a guess

He would never go to it. Back when we were fighting a lot I recommended it and he just wouldnt even have it.

nah, if you were better than him he wouldnt feel the need to cheat.

I'm sure all little bitches like you and him think that but those who cheat are never better than the ones they cheat on.

your pathetic ass wasn't good enough to keep your man from straying, obviously there's something wrong with it. Take a good hard look at your life and make something of it.

You’re a fag. By default you aren’t better than any of us. Couple that fact with you asking for strangers advice on Sup Forums on how to “get revenge” says to me you aren’t mature enough to handle real life. No surprise. I’ve never met a fag that had their shit together. You don’t seem any different. Go live life.

Do you think he is likely to continue cheating?

I have to get my dirt somewhere.

He only did it once for sure in the past that I know of but a repeat is a repeat so probably. Thats why I need to punish him to make sure he's afraid to do it again.

"Attempt" suicide and leave a note blaming it on his cheating. If he cares about you being alive then he'll stop, and if he doesn't then you know it's time to move on.

if that is what you want there's a nuclear option but these things kill relationships

you can always be like you either love me enough to keep me or you don't

from there if he decides to bow his head you can get counseling or w/e outcome you seek

Letting him end this relationship isnt an option. He wronged me and I dont want it to end. The moment he stuck his dick in someone else he gave up his fucking rights in this.

tie him up and fuck his best friend in front of him

Tits and a time stamp. Else get the fuck out

Kill yourself.

This doesnt mean we dont want to see his penis

I like the thought but its tacky and I'm his best friend anyway so cant do it. If I could get over myself I'd maybe just fuck his lover in front of him but I cant sink as low as him.

Wow you are just extra slow arent you?

That’s not how it works. Jesus fucking Christ you fags are mentally I’ll. How the fuck do you not realize you don’t own your significant other. This is seriously disgusting. Kill yourself.

hmm only other that I have seen change peoples behavior is a confession of feelings

pour your heart out to him. Not sure if empathy will work here. It relies on the other person see how much they care about the wounds they deal.

The bigot telling me I have mental illness. Just goes to show how dumb you people really are. He gave up his humanity the moment he decided to stick his dick in someone else anyway so he's more like a fucking dog than a human being.

If he can cheat on me twice I dont know how much he cares about my feelings.

Can we cut the fix the relationship stuff and just get to punishment? I think the problem is I havent broken him.

That’s the problem with you fucking fags. You buy into the bullshit and think you’re right no matter what. I work with gay musicians in my city which is known as a “progressive” city and deal with all you fucks, transgendered, gender nonconformist, etc etc. the moment you unironically think “this other person who I do not own lost their humanity and is therefore worth being shat on” for giving into hormones urges passed down from our ancestors as a means of procreating and keeping our species alive long enough for your fruity ass to shitpost on Sup Forums, is the moment I knew you’re fucked in the head. I doubt you’re older than 17. And if you are you have a LOT of growing up to do. Fucking faggots man.

sorry I am no good at revenge

best I do is listen to any venting

Stab him in the dick
>That's too scary
Fuck someone else
>I don't wanna
Dump him
>But I wuv him
Mess with his food
>No is impossibru

How about you save us some time and tell us what you are willing to do?

You hate any entire group of people and judge them even though you only know not even a fraction of a percent. You have more problems than probably anyone in this thread and every faggot out there is better than you are for it. I know youre so angry because you know youll never even be as good as one of the gays you hate on but please try to bottle that up. Women know you need to break your man too anyway and they know you have to put a cheater in his place and show him who owns him so if you hate me for it you have to hate women for it.

Like I said I dont want to break the law he isnt worth getting arrested over and I wouldnt let him have the satisfaction. I have dignity so I wont sink as low as him and fuck somebody else and I mean I could mess with his food but it would seem suspicious since I like never ever cook. Dumping him or not has nothing to do with love, the fucker tried to leave me before and I wouldnt give him the satisfaction because he doesnt deserve the right to make a decision like that. Is it fair to let a drunk driver go without punishment just because they dont feel like driving that car anymore?

Man your delusion just adds to the ridiculousness of gays I’ve experienced working with your kind over the last decade. Like I said. You buy into the bullshit and just as I said think you’re above everyone. This thread is proof of that. No wonder your boyfriend fucked some other fag. He probably doesn’t know how to get the fuck away from you because he’s probably the nice one in the relationship. Kill yourself faggot.

just remember to take care of yourself

don't let him walk all over you for too long. Those wounds will add up.

"I bet he's the nice one" but aren't we all the same you fucking bigot?

You’re fucking retarded. Two wrongs don’t make a right. It’s clear you’re a lefty

>punish him
Cut the toxic femininity bullshit and just dump him. Living well is the best revenge.

Heres some ideas i came up with:

Shit in the fuel tank of his car.
Shave his eye browns as he sleeps

Hide a dead bird (or small rodent) in his car somewhere he wont find it, like the air ducts for the A/C

In the middle of the night slap his balls with a fly swatter then quickly go back to sleep

Replace his sun screen with mayonnaise or garlic aioli

dump him for cheating, but at least to two of these first

whisper things under your breath just loud enough that he can hear something but not enough to make out if you said it or not, this will hopefully slowly drive him insane over a long period of time

GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDS SO HE WON'T CHEAT AGAIN

trips of truth.

or if his dad is a faggot then fuck his dad to get back at him and emasculate him.

Youre probably a cheater too since you stick up for him. Always blame the fucking victim. Do you think rape victims are to blame too?

jesus christ the dude just cheated it's not like he burned her house down or anything

>Be me
>Need relationship advice
>Ask fags in Sup Forums
>Can't take advice
>Kms
>Happy days

this guy sounds like OP's boyfriend lol.

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Fuck a girl. Send him the video.

Assuming youre a straight male and I'm sorry if you are, would you fuck a man to get revenge on a cheater?

Yes

Well then you arent all that straight are you?

99.9% of gay guys do NOT want relationships

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>'women know you need to break your man'

wow, spoken like a true autist cuckfag fucktard. people are not dogs or horses you fucking moron, they have their own dreams and desires as much as you have your own. If the particular person you're trying to control doesn't want to conform to your bullshit, here's an idea - stop trying to fucking control them. Get some perspective, and realise there's literally billions of other assholes out there for you to eat out and penetrate, some of them may even decide that your little chode is worth being monogamous for and stick around for round 2.

Who the fuck would stay with someone who's already capable of cheating on your ass, and then complain about the future potential of them cheating? If you're looking for revenge, it's hardly healthy to then wish to stay with them once it is served. Moron.

This turns me on

Dump him and go out with me :)

Why are you a gay fag in the first place?

Shuddup! :(

Why are you straight?

post dick pics or gtfo

>I dont have any to show you sorry.
no you don't but if not you have to GTFO no matter what the 14 year olds in this thread who don't know about the rules say

OP, please send this dipshit a pic of your glorious, hairy manboobs.

>marry him
>divorce him

Do you know the person he cheated on you with? If so, tell that person something very intimate about him that's embarrassing.

This might work but that would require him to keep seeing the fucker right? I dont want to encourage that even if it means revenge. But I mean maybe thats a good idea and worth it?

He doesnt even want to be with me right now so I dont think I can marry him yet and divorcing him would just be letting him go off to fuck whoever he wants. I dont think he deserves that.

You underestimate how badly you can rape him in a long and bitter divorce. His shit will be fucked up for life.