protip: quit listening to angry kids' music, take a shower, cut your hair and get a shave and you may just stand a chance of a girl actually talking to you once in a while
Protip: quit listening to angry kids' music, take a shower...
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Or - OR! - and hear me out now! --
My wife listens to her own music, I listen to mine, and we don't worry about it. Our kids like whatever we play at the time.
But yes, I cut my long hair off 15 years ago.
>give up what you love for woman
heh. no thanks. nothin personnel... kid.
But i only listen to hip hop and im still a virgin.
>not knowing the difference between "personnel" and "personal"
fucking retard
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But im not.
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get the fuck out of here.
am i supposed to fall for this??? roflmao kid... nothing personnel.
1/10
Made me reply.
Actually a lot of metal shows ive been to have some of the hottest chicks. And I don't mean like tryhard goth bitches
Oldfag here 230 days to Metallica
It didn't always used to be that way :(
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Then again metal wasn't Cookie Monster vocals by ugly guys with too much facial hair.
please be fake...
you're argument is now invalid
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Haha tricks on you, I fuck dudes
nahh man my wifes a cosmetologist.....she likes pop and country....katy perry n shit.....i listen to tool progressive metal bands........asking alexandria n like bands.....she still loves me
Fuck off new fag
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Oh no..
Am I gay now?
Nice b8 nigger
If you're so socially backwards that you think the type of music you listen to is the deciding factor on whether or not you score with chicks, then there's no hope for you. You're too retarded for dating girls. Sorry Op. You're too far gone. It's too late for you.
A man after my own heart. Love you broham.
>being this new
i am pretty sure my girlfriend of the past 6 years enjoys metal and such, as well as do i
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>GIRLfriend
I've got some bad news for you...
Subculture chicks fuck as good, worse, and better, as a spectrum, as "normie" girls do. It's not about what they look like it's about the chick.
Fuck the aesthetic you're into, it's all pussy.
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>implying i would take an insecure demanding fickle american bitch over something this beautiful
i'll keep my sanity, thanks.
what would that be?
lmaooo femanon here and i like trashy early 2000s alt-rock (nickelback, hinder, the like) i fucking look normal. blonde hair, 5'7, 130, i never wear any makeup, i wear hoodies and converse with skinny jeans. ATTN: there are normal girls that listen to rock fucktard
i dont think nickelback even falls into the category of rock. i think its gospel, or country
i am still awaiting this bad news.
moar pls, some with her hair.
Most metalheads I see have happy, healthy relationships that have been going for a while or are founded on years of friendship.
user here has probably bought over 50 things of hair dye in the the last year alone
You sure showed him
what if i like girls with facial hair ididot
last week
the outcome, and current
oh jesus. what were the craziest?
This, OP is an emotional faggoo. Cut my hair 5 years ago. Still kinda miss it but priorities my dude.
2 years ago was probably her wildest phase
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>posting this salty of a thread
>giving advice on girls
Tucked in cock, nice try faggot.
Projecting much?
Or do people whobhave different music tastes than you just piss you off like an oversensitive faggot?
>I rarely listen to music, enjoy silence whenever I can get it, and enjoy reading books
>you should pick up an actual nonfiction book too, faggot
So people of different taste in music.
So what?
What gives you a right to talk trash?
Ps >not a virgin
Go listen to k pop faggot
Metal is life. Fuck off faggot.
If you see no penis, there might be a penis.
Can confirm. I stopped listening to music, pretty much. Only listen to Nujabes beats. Cannot let external forces manipulate my mind.
>Fuck you i won't do what ya tell me
>"Hey censor your song for the radio"
>"ok"
>Metal
but, how did i manage to purchase breast implants for her when we was 16?
Nice bait thread. I bet Op listens to my chemical romance and cries like a bitch
Sup Forums tried to kill the metal but the metal lived on
What did metal do to you my child?
>Marilyn Manson
>Metal
pick one.
Opinion received and promptly discarded.
(you)
My wife is into metal. Hell her dad was in a band that was signed to Warner in the 90s.
it's alternative metal
>metal and such
lets not be illiterate
i would fill her with dick, holy shitsnacks
This songs about false flags
Dont like heavy metal? Here is some Technical death metal which is superior in all ways to heavy metal.
First fragment - Le Serment De Tsion
>cut your hair
t. poor quality hair man
Artificial Brain - synthesized instinct
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Industrial Metal is superior
If you love the rapper tech nyne you'll love this one!
Archspire, Human Murmuration
Im sorry I cant take industrial mrtal seriously. Way too happy sounding chorus'/all chorus sound the same. All I can think of is how cheesy it is when I listen to it. That being said I'll rock rammstein still.
An entire band of people overplaying constantly? Pass.
I shave
I shower
I cut my hair
I also listen to 5fdp
5 Finger is normie metal.
>t. 15 year old numale
Nobody cares about what music you listen to after highschool. You're objectively pathetic.
Your mom gets overplayed constantly but you dont see me passing on that
Yeah I know, that's why I listen to it. You like what you like.
>numale
That reminds me, this is actually the best metal.
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>numetal
Oof
Thats rammsteins drummers solo project right? Heard it for the first time like last week, it's still pretty generic but I enjoyed that one
Nope, I'm a virgin cause I dont want to be with anyone, and I hate almost everyone I meet. My choice, not stupid enough to blame shit on music., plus heavy metal is shit.
>t. soyboy numale
>I should commit suicide - the post
He said metal, not rock retard.
>Femanon
>Not post her stamped tits
Bad quality bait
Here's some progressive death metal. They dont "overplay constantly" on this one. Doesnt mean they dont get flashy tho.
Beyond creation earthborn evolution
soyboys are scared of angry white men.
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middle school/10
Lead singer. Till Lindemann. All the instrumentals and production was done by Peter Tagtgren.
My nigga
>assuming
>ass u me
>ass out of u and me
Happily married with long hair and just recently getting into metal. It's okay, you can be shallow and judge people however you want, it doesn't affect my sex life.
And that's why they (you) listen to numetal
Fuck, this is great
>tfw most of this thread looks like druggies or anorexic cancer patients