Hey Sup Forumsros. I thought about killing myself and I remembered a good tip, think about 5 things that keep you happy...

Hey Sup Forumsros. I thought about killing myself and I remembered a good tip, think about 5 things that keep you happy. I got up to number 3 and now I can't think of anything else. I can't even complete that task, bye.

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A good chunk of things that make me happy are whats wrong with my life and therefore make me miserable
In fact a lot of them may end up being grounds for suicide in the future

well if its that easy shorten the list to 3 hehe

It took me 30 fucking minutes to get to number three, for the past hour I've been sitting here trying to think of one more thing

Sup Forums

:(

What do you do that makes you happy, I could try that

we make you happy. that's why you come here. to see the curious, to shitpost and be with fucked up people like yourself. whether you want to admit it or not, we deserve to be on that list.

You guys are already number two on there

>thinking life is worth living
>not ending it all already
better off six feet under, kys

>4. Browsing on Sup Forums
>5. Shitposting

You cool man? You gonna stay with us, bro?

Make a list of reasons to kill yourself and you will probably get more than 3

I'll add shitposting and pray for a fifth one

Nothing makes me happy anymore, you just get used to it...

>tfw can't do laundry
>tfw cant look at grills without sweating profusely
>tfw cant make eye contact

should i just kill myself?

>taking the time to answer b8

literally yourself

natalia poklonskaya

>tfw can't tie my own shoes
>have to wear velcros like an autist
>people call me grandpa and shit
should I just end it all Sup Forums?

although you got digits, if you are pick related you should neck yourself at the nearest possible opportunity,

I just need one more, I can do basic tasks buy writing is the only thing I do better then below average, I found some happiness in it. Now my writing is stagnating, my life is too. I'm afraid that this is it for me, writing was the one thing keeping me above water, the thought that getting better at that...would make me a better person. But now, it hasn't improved since 2015. It's stayed the same. I'm not sure if that string got cut too

want Sup Forums to teach you how to tie your shoes?

>pick
>pick
>pick
my fucking eyes
I hope you get blown up in a suicide jihad nigger

no dieing
There is always cats and snow

>pick

Keep wearing those Velcros buddy, if it helps slip on shoes also exist, they are rather stylish and I know a couple people wear those because they don't know how to tie their shoes

>Capitalizing velcro
>clearly on mobile

consider signing a DNR bud

Snow fucked me over, I can't leave my home. My cat died a month ago because of a reckless driver
>oh boy

>ever owning a cat

become an hero buddy

...

Get some slip shoes, Sup Forumsro. Or you could do like me. Get a pair of shoes, tie them (have someone else do it) loosely so you can slip them on and off, and you never have to worry about it again.
I don't think I could get to 5 either. Music, working out/running, fashion, the possibility of maybe getting lucky and getting rich someday... that's about it. That's all I have really. I guess shitposting with you turbo autists makes me at least content.

>work at restaurant
>fryer.png
>huge order of fries comes in
>this is my moment lel
>drop frozen fries on floor as I tear open the bag
>throw trashy garbage ridden fries into fryer
>head chef sees and has a screaming fit
There is no point in living anymore
My friends and coworkers saw
I had my family there for a birthday dinner
It was my birthday and I had to work
I got the worst verbal lashing

>panic on airplanes
>panic on buses
>panic on trains
>panic while talking to men
>panic while talking to women
>panic in crowds
>panic when eating wheat because I've memed myself into thinking I have celiac
>panic about being watched when in my bedroom
>panic whenever some physical anxiety symptom appears
>panic about taking pills for panic
>panic when I act like myself in public
>depressed about all of it
>tfw can't do any chores
>tfw have no appetite or thirst, just get low blood sugar or dehydration symptoms
Fug

If ur going to kys join the army and die a hero

Fuck, I guess all of us are dying today

but other things. I wanna die a lot but the little things keep me going. Like this. I am sorry you cat died. I will never meet you, and you will never meet me. And that is sad. But I feel for you. In this moment I care. And that is why life is worth living

dude consider disability. only thing you can do other than ending your entire existence

although you got digits, if you are pick related you should neck yourself at the nearest possible opportunity,

Thank you

>META
>META
>META

although you got digits, if you are pick related you should neck yourself at the nearest possible opportunity,

When im feeling down, i sit back and remember... there's always pussy in the end. Or hell. Or both.

>so stale

pls auto-euthanize

>pick
>pick
>pick

>Hell Pussy
Reminds me of Satania

>being this new to the thread

pic related; do it.

You got a job, a family, or any kind of schedule? All of these are reasons to live, and I'll prove it.

>Job
Job = money, which alright, may be a shitty way to look at it, but it also means that someone (your boss, co-workers, customers, etc.) are relying on you to do something and they think you are so good at it they are rewarding you for it with money. This money you can spend on fucking anything...sure you probably have bills, (and maybe debt) but they fact they are giving you something means that they value your commitment to the company.
Also trust me, if they didn't want you, they would have gotten rid of you a while ago, so the fact that you have the job means that you are wanted.

>Family
Call your mom, dad, sister, brother, aunt, uncle, etc. Doesn't matter, just call someone. Pick up a phone and call them. Don't tell them you are feeling sad. Don't tell them you are crying on Sup Forums. Just tell them you want to talk, and let them talk. Let them tell you about how they miss you, and how you never call, and how it has been so long, and so on and so on. You will definitely feel better after you talk to them after you talk to them than how you do now.

>Schedule
You get up for a reason, right? You do everything on your schedule for a reason, right? Add that to your list. Now when do you go to bed? Why that time? What ever that reason is, add it to your list too. If you are following a pattern then everything has a purpose. If you don't have a pattern, make one. Set out some basic goals. Like a time to wake up and a time to go to bed. Don't worry about anything else. Just focus on that. Things will start to fall into place around this. Try it.

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although you got digits, if you are pick related you should neck yourself at the nearest possible opportunity,

Same here, i never learned how to tie my shoes and i always feel like a complete retard. Never learned how to ride a bike either.

Job: check
Family: they all hate me. My Grandfather was the only one who took care of me. Sure he was a Fascist and a foot soldier for Garde de Feir, but he was still good in my eyes
Schedule: check. Wake up, eat, write, eat, write, shower, eat, write, sleep.

Drugs and liquor and pot and weed

Drugs: nope
Liquor: heavy drinker
Weed: nope
Pot: nope

>pick

You can't be unhappy if you're sucking a dick

wasted. if this is dubs, kys.

Satan says drinking is fine but no druggos

I used to think hard about killing myself until i realized i hated myself more than i hated living. Oh and figuring out a way to kill me self without leaving a fucking mess was hard, i decided on a simple method of intertubing out a bit into the gulf with a rope tied to the tube, and a pistol in my hand, so that ehen i shot myself id take the tube down with me.

Decided a bit later that i was a moron. Nobody was going to help, honestly nobody has helped, and im okay with that.

Accidents happen user, as does shit. Although, you can't serve dirty food, that can get the restaurant shut down.

2 more things right here fig

>fig
fuck off back to shitbag

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Instead think of 5 things you want to either have or accomplish that you think could make you happy. Then figure out how to do those 5 things.

Have five orgasms from fapping.

Fap five times to various porn