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Denmark
Denmark
Denmark

NT: Scotland
Friendly Rivals: Ireland
Unfriendly Rivals: England
Mild Rivals: Wales, Northern Ireland

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it's obviously only england, not wales/scotland/ireland

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Why do you hate New Zealand user?

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The Spanish NT doesn't really have a clear-cut rivalry with any other team.

>Doesn't have friendly rivalries with Portugal and Italy
>Doesn't hate France and Englel
Are you even truly Spanish

This is football, rugby would be very different.

Brits will disagree over Wales and Scotland, and I'm sure many will say France is UN-friendly.

I reckon France is *more* friendly than Germany and Argentina. So that's why I put it like that.

Fuck you.

Well, fuck you too Guatemala, you were like our little brothers

Canada and Puerto Rico/other territiories are blue
CONCACAF and England are Orange
Mexico and Russia are red

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>expecting a pack of monkeys who can't even invade two tiny islands off your own damn coast to know geography

Loving ever laugh, Jorge

NT: USA
Hatred of Thousands Suns: Mexico
Unfriendly Rivals:Costa Rica

daww :3

we have very limited history with england and russia, can't honestly consider them rivals.

International Soccer is as much about Geopolitics as it is about on-the-field history.
I'd agree with the other user, just because I live here and see how soccer fans get when England is mentioned.

>Not wanting US/Russia to meet in the knockout stage next year

USA-england in 2010 was not bigger than USA-portugal or USA-Germany in 2014

hehehehehehhe

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Why would Portugal have a rivalry with USA?

You didn't even colonize us when you were an empire, you aren't our rival

Every time we get placed in a WC group with them they humiliate us.

It's ingrained within the psyche of every Guatemalan to despise the M*xican.
Sorry bro, you made it personal when you took Chiapas.
maybe it has to do with Cod fishing?

We've cucked them in WC group stage the last 2 times they were supposed to be good

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>No Chile
Is this to bait them or do you unironically not care about them and the fact they've cucked you out of two Copa Americas in just a few years?

Friendly: Germany, Spain
Unfriendly: France
Hate: South Korea

That's like caring about Colombia because in 1995 they defeated us 5-0

or caring about Peru because in 1970 they kicked us out of the World Cup

it happens once in a lifetime and they never shut up about it, but it's not relevant in the grand scheme

>friendly rivalry with Italy
>what is 1934 and 1994 wc

i've been watching football since the 90's

it was never a relevant rivalry until now, and it will be gone when their golden generation retires

NT: Netherlands
Friendly Rivals: Belgium
Unfriendly Rivals: Spain
Hatred of a Thousand Suns: Germany

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:^)

Is this for Nurnberg?

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Yes.

Thanks for correcting me

kek

kek

NT: England
Friendly Rivals: Scotland, Wales, Portugal, Germany
Unfriendly: Argentina

It's tough to have unfriendly rivals if you actually meet people from the other countries. However most spanish men are fucking idiots.

you forgot las islas sandwich

>t. balconing nigger

>not enjoying good guys winning in best timeline

Damn! Iniesta looks like THAT?

Uruguay has more reason to consider them rivals, and they don't

I'm not even sure what that means but considering italians are basically slightly more evolved spaniards I don't think I need to.

Denmark and USA shouldn't be there

This is actually correct, just put fucking Trinidad & Tobago as black "I want them to die".

Fucking niggers and mexican cunts left us out of the WC in 2006

you are all a bunch of subhumans, stop coming to Magaluf

I see Denmark as our qualifying stage rival and USA as .

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You're right, and it wasn't just 2006.
>2018
>2010
>2006
Those niggers always used their CONCACAF power to target us specifically.
Fuck them
I hope they get invaded by Venezuela

>Guatemala is the most cucked footballing country in the world
>We are eliminated by one point or less EVERY qualifying
>Now FIFA banned us from international play for no fucking reason
Hold me bro

If Germans and Brits didn't go to Magaluf the Island would cease to be.

t. Person who visited a friend who working in Palma teaching your locals English so that they can leave the island

>lives in the united states
>obsessed with guatemala

lol dude let it go, just pretend you are american

>If Germans and Brits didn't go to Magaluf the Island would cease to be
you have literally driven away locals because it has turnt to hell

I'm spanish and that pic is a meme
I have seen pineapple pizza plenty of times in both supermarket and restaurants

Yeah, but it was in 2006 that we had a great team and a decent chance

You'd undertand too if you lived here m8, it's worse than being an Arsenal supporter

I'm only here for school.
When I'm done, I am going back to the la d that saw my birth

There are literally no jobs on the island other than teaching and tourism. I didn't do shit, you built it, idiots came.

Only got yourself to blame Juan.

(For real though the mountain non tourist areas of Mallorca are fucking beautiful and I'm sorry that the lack of support from your central government has caused this situation to be exacerbated)

>flag determines what country you're from because there's no such thing as immigrants

Get off the cyber cafe, Quispe

>Sorry bro, you made it personal when you took Chiapas
You can have it back, I mean it.

Puerto Rico would be green, actually.
And you can't really call Canadian mnt a rivalry, because I usually forget they exist.

Macfriend here. What do you guys use to make these?

Paint, don't know how you would do it on a mac

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Download Paintbrush

>We're nobody's friendly rival

heh I guess we truly are "El gigante de la Concacaf"

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You contribute 1 player a decade to world football and your fans are crazy, no one wants to be friends with you.

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Delete pls

For me

CHI

Why would we have a rivalry with you in a sport we don't play

Because being friendly isn't a concept Mexicunts understand.

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Your NT: South Africa
Friendly Rival: Namibia
Unfriendly Rival: New Zealand
Hatred of 1000 Sun's: Australia

Feels good man. 7-1

Neither is winning desu.

nobody cares about your imaginary sports michael.

>hating British Honduras

fuck you too

but why?

More like "El gigante faggot"

Your NT: Netherlands
Friendly Rivals: Belgium Portugal
Unfriendly Rivals: Spain Argentina
Hatred of 1000 Sun's: Germany

Add liechtenstein to friendly rivals and it's all set. I personally dont hate polish NT, just their bydlo fans who wreck shit up when they come here.

The US National Team doesn't really have any rivals, but the only the team even close to being as good as us is Spain so I guess they're our friendly rivals.

no idea

england
friendly rivals: france, australia, Ireland, wales
unfriendly: scotland

argentina are irrelevant in my eyes.

feels good

>Guacamala
>US flag
Plz go back

Given how much the Ger:Eng matches get hyped by your press, I demand to be on the unfriendly list at least.

god i hate the spanish

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CUTE

2004 Worst Year of My Life

You could arguably make a case for France being an unfriendly rival due to butthurt about the Henry handball in 2009

wtf why l;s

wtf why