Girlfriend has a her cute friend spending the night tonight

Girlfriend has a her cute friend spending the night tonight.
Is it really all that wrong to walk around with my big cock out at night? I mean she's at my house after all.

Nah ofc not.

post cock, for science.

it's your house nigga

if she's got a problem with your big ol' dick, she can fuckin' walk

Alright, I'm just planning on getting some water or something out of the fridge at night with my dick out while I've got a semi going on.
She doesn't really seem like she'd mind much anyways.
I have to be alone with her for a little bit during the day though

Pic not my dick but looks almost the exact same

go for it bro. I turned a situation like that into a threesome. put your dick away and figure out how to get everyone drinking.

moar also post her, and put it in her butt

post pics of the cute gf

>not my dick
>has pic of this dick saved

nigga u gay?

So you keep a stunt dick pic?

op is literally a faggot who keeps other mens cocks on his windows desktop.

Kek

ikr? who the fuck keeps dick pics of other guys dicks?

so what you don't have dicks saved?
cause that sounds pretty gay.

everyone ever

I rarely see a dick that looks just like mine so yeah man, no shame

Yes. Its wrong you fucking retard.

She's one of these types

lol no.

Video of dicks fucking vaginas is one thing.

It's a whole other thing when a man keeps PICTURES of cocks on his PC.

Who are you trying to fool OP? Show your dick to your gfs friends boyfriend instead.

Triggered

eh?

It violates the rules of hospitality and the rules of common decency. If you're ok with that, then go right ahead (also kys)

OP just bang her from behind and get it over with.

nice.

are you telling me that you're not gay?

that's pretty fucking racist if you ask me.

microwave it first then.

hah

Would love to, actually.

That's true but how am I supposed to get a glass of water at night if I can't walk around with my dick out?

Agreed 210%

i want to see her OP......post an image plz...you said cute....lets see how qute ok...

You should consider yourself lucky you never had a dick picture emergency and had a case of whiskey dick

just do it man, worst case just say you forgot she was there or that you were sleep walking or just show them this thread, become cam whores and get addicted to crack.

this, do this.

this thread is terrible

of course it is you moron. Actually no try it and see how long your girlfriend stays with you.

hey again....

but no honestly mabey drop subtle hints to gf....
if you do what your thinking it cld turn out sooooooo bad.......mabey lets try to think of other ideas than dix out mobin hard to kitchen.......

srsly mabey you can vet a feel for the sitch...and be subtle....
.or get them both shit faced......

Yaaa user I'm sure that "huge cock" of yours will make her beg for it on the spot. Get real sperglord

Another faggot fucking thread where a bunch of cuckold faggot closet bisexuals talk about big fucking dicks and post pictures of big dicks they found on the internet. Go blow a black guy and get it over with you fucking degenerates.

Have a shower and then walk out with a towel on and let it drop..
Post.result asap

Listen, I just want to be able to get a fucking glass of water at night in my own house.
I don't understand why anybody would ever do that without their dick out, especially when it's your own house.

Honestly, it's fine to look at other girls while in a relationship, but this?
I think this crosses the line, what would you do if your girl had the same intentions with one of your "cute guy friends"?
Posted a thread saying the same things you're saying but with her boobs or pussy?
It wouldn't feel so good.
And if it doesn't make you feel anything, then you need to reevaluate your life and why you are in a relationship where you seek the sexual attention of others.
Because honestly, our worst fears is our boyfriends hooking up or trying to do this type of shit with our friends.
It's a betrayal that no one ever wants.

you'd be a cucked fag if you didn't. post pics of results

i dont think you're really bubbles. not gonna fool me this time user

can you post your dick pls?

do it.

Underrated post

You know the rules here.

Yeah, but women are subhumans.

yep 100% this.

drop dead you fucking waste of space

I can't believe people are actually taking this thread seriously.

what she doesn't know won't hurt her. just be sure her friend swallows everything, no mess otherwise kys

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

brilliant

i'm an autist and this is offensive

Oh shit an angry faggot, notify the schools

Nah, women are not.
Yeah we do stupid shit but that's just humans in general.
The only difference is an X and Y baby.

Tits or GTFO

>99933

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its fuckin weird and your gf will dump you unless shes a fuckin cuck. good luck op

Dumbass

Hear, hear!

>you'd better fucking tell her she is sleeping with you both

Just cum in her food instead, way more subtle and still hot

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This.
Super easy to do without having an anxiety attack over it.
Then you also know a piece of you is inside of her.

this user knows wats up


ya just cum in the fucking food and fAp to the thought of the poor grill eating your man jelly

>You have to eat all the eggs

love doing that to girls

so good when you can talk to them and make eye contact while they eat/drink it

That's not me guys calm down.

fucking sicc guys...

Owning a house sure bud , timestamp deed and ID

Nobody thinks it's you, quit crying for attention. But you should know the rules.

I know I certainly would. Get a half chub going (you want to make a good impression) and make sure you 'accidentally' meet her in the house somewhere when it's getting late. Best case, you get a 3way, worst case you know she's thinking about your weinal pagoda when she's rubbing away next door while you bang the missus and anywhere in between is a win.

Sad 14 year old

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But, seriously think about it.
Would you want a girlfriend with this mentality?
"As long as I swallow the cum, he will never be able to tell!" "As long as there's no trace, I can keep doing this ;P"
NO.
You would not.
Let me reiterate your sentence for you.
"What she doesn't know, she WILL find out about, and it WILL hurt her."
Like, do you lack the ability to imagine yourself in the other person's shoes?

Oh ok, just wanted to make sure.

Tits now

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Jesus I would love it if my girlfriend got the occasional facial from a friend, that's hot as fuck.

Then let her know about your fantasy ya cuck.

what is this? christian housewives marriage crisis intervention network?

calm down this is no place for fruitful debate on issues of morality, we all degenerates here

don't be a cuck fag op, sharing is caring

two plz.....tall and strong user kun

>Like, do you lack the ability to imagine yourself in the other person's shoes?
protip: you could cum in her shoes if she doesn't want to swallow

Marry me

It's clearly a woman on the internet. She must be stopped.

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