come watch the battle for the NL Least basement folks. Hellickson vs Volquez
>phils 1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B 2. Howie Kendrick (R) LF (WOO!) 3. Aaron Altherr (R) CF 4. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B 5. Michael Saunders (L) RF 6. Cameron Rupp (R) C 7. Maikel Franco (R) 3B 8. Freddy Galvis (S) SS 9. Jeremy Hellickson (R) P
>marlels 1. Dee Gordon (L) 2B 2. Giancarlo Stanton (R) RF 3. Christian Yelich (L) CF 4. Marcell Ozuna (R) LF 5. Justin Bour (L) 1B 6. J.T. Realmuto (R) C 7. Derek Dietrich (L) 3B 8. J.T. Riddle (L) SS 9. Edinson Volquez (R) P
Carter Young
Filberts. Barlins. One of these teams has to win.
Zachary Peterson
Pls kendrick provide some offense
Nolan Scott
Fuck you I hope the Phillies lose 100-0.
Michael Morris
FUCK YEAH competition for who is the worst in the league
Aaron Campbell
t. buttmad barves fan
Michael Hill
You aren't as bad as my Barves so try harder.
Gavin Phillips
I'm just playing with you lol. I don't actually hate the Phillies.
Nicholas Martin
lol you wanna bet.
I pulled your hamstring and its hurts walking. thank god for reddit mlb streams where I dont have to leave the bed
Aiden Carter
I forgot about prado. finally he is coming back. that looked out
Henry Thomas
>stanton batting second
has mattingly just decided to throw darts at random targets to see the batting order
Lucas Gonzalez
I want to buy the Marlins and relocate the team to Salt Lake City.
Elijah Sanders
new awoo for awoo user to convert for phils.
Chase Anderson
Time to find out which team is slightly less shitty.
Jonathan Powell
is that john kruk on the phillies broadcast?
Jace Gonzalez
>it narrows it down to 5000
god that hurts.
Austin Jones
And there it goes.
Adrian Johnson
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Joshua Richardson
Dee is fucking fast
Brayden Morris
Ah yes, the 3rd inning collapse is right on schedule.
Chase Ross
So if phillies actually end up as worst team in baseball will things finally change?
Easton Clark
fuck
Samuel Rodriguez
Hopefully. Our pitching coach needs to go.
Alexander Long
The Phillies have the best pitching staff in the NL East. Not like that's saying much.
Grayson Turner
Are your starting pitchers struggling? Just have them face the Phillies!
Fucking hell.
Zachary James
nice snag by the ball boy
Brandon Clark
I'd like to snag your balls, boy. Meet me at the Orange Bowl.
Connor Collins
Maybe those quints will spur the Phils on.
Colton Clark
>2nd and 3rd with no outs
I swear to fucking god, they better fucking score here.
Landon Cooper
Brilliant chain of events for the Phillies now.
Wyatt Young
lol he didnt even tag him
Adrian Harris
such bullshit.
Leo Wood
Mike DiGiovannaVerified account @MikeDiGiovanna 1h1 hour ago More If Trout has surgery would be out 5-8 weeks or so. #Angels
shitttt
David Sanchez
YEAH BOY DIETS
Jaxson Williams
Can we go ONE FUCKING GAME without allowing a fucking home run?
Xavier Rodriguez
>phillies >tommy joesph
Jace Perry
>start watching baseball/sports for first time in life >team you follow goes from meh to worst team in league in a month.
Am I cursed anons?
Michael White
>You now remember all those Phillies trips from 2008-10.
Adam Gomez
I do
SHITTTT another dp
Julian Jenkins
A-at least they didn't score any runs
William Howard
So now that we're confirmed for the worst team in the league, can we finally fire everyone?
