Welcome to Quark's Bar, Grill, Gaming House and Holosuite Arcade. What can I get you?

Welcome to Quark's Bar, Grill, Gaming House and Holosuite Arcade. What can I get you?

some nice feet

synth ale

Dax lubed and spread over the Dabbo wheel, with her mouth stuffed with that boring Bajoran cunt Narisse's still beating heart stuffed in her mouth.

Oh and Jake & Nogs head on a pike.

that'll be one slip please.

Post cp

best I can do are some chicken enchiladas. and don't make threats to the station staff, unless you WANT to be thrown out the airlock.

her are the feet you ordered, that will be two slips.

don't you have something a little more...
fur-coated?

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how about these?

AHH! THAT HITS THE SPOT!
thanks barkeep!

Ezri or Jadzia?

A nice double rum and coke.

that is it! I will not have you come into my bar and threaten my friends and family. Nog, get constable Odo.

here ya go, that'll be one slip.

Hello Quark, I'd like Wesley Crusher drugged, dressed as Penny Robinson, hog-tied and delivered to the neutral zone. I'm asking for a friend. Will pay with gold pressed latinum...

I'm looking for a limited edition bridget the nun crossdressing Alex Armstrong.

What's that about hog tying someone and delivering them to the neutral zone? I am sure Commander Sisko would be VERY interested in this.

Hello Quark, you have that Seven-of-fine tittie holosuite program? I have 2 bars of gold pressed latinum for you if so.

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Please provide me some nude Andorran females Quark

Esotric books on the black sun.

Get the pumps. She must be milked.

provide nudes ok ty

raktajino

Compressed Badder Number

BORG ATTACKING THE BAR

The Golden Shower When Trump Grimaces

Need I say MOAR !!!