/tennis/ - Rainland Sorrows

Every one spergs over the OP edition

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1st for Succ ruined my bracket

why does Janowicz always look angry

Tsonga
Mlade
The autist from Community
Poospissil
Nadal
Suarez-Navarro

nth for our wimbly champion

absolutely based

His career.

>no sharapova or kerber till July
fuck me

pay denbts

what am I supposed to do for a whole month, pleb?

Do you put >muh pass logo on just to trigger people?

And watch the many better WTA players of course

J-U-S-T

NY Post is trash but you have to love that pun

what do you think, you figured it out yourself?
of course I do, there's nothing more fun that watching a pleb explode, when he sees a Greek with a pass.I usually set them little traps, like showing some money power. Anyhow enough with the chit chat.

fuck the better WTA players, I want to see Kerb and Shara.

what the hell am I supposed to do a month without wta?

beware the golden fang

Do like the rest of us and use internet porn.

NY Post is the best paper in circulation
At least they shitpost for 40-something pages instead of the NYTimes/WSJ/FT, etc spouting fake news pretending they have a scoop (protip: journos have no scoops! Trump: 2, Journos: 0)

try the BJJ no gi female scene, Konstantinos

wtf im literally reading that book right now

>FT
The ft has literally the best journalism. kys
Is real good. much funny. do not watch the film, is SHIT compared to the book. no bugz references

Infinite Meme?

>>FT
>The ft has literally the best journalism. kys
absolute weapon
i will watch the film after i read it
inherent vice

be prepared for a let down.
honestly my favorite book, ez read, funny af, good plot
ummm sweetie no

I'll just play some chess. fucking Christ, get a grip with the porn stuff.

Getting a grip is precisely the problem

heh

Haha micro benis :DDD

>absolute weapon
have literally never heard an American say that

any good fap photos so far?

What's it even mean?

i didnt know there were jews in UAE whats your point bruv

Not yet but Thiem is wearing white shorts and will get sweaty and we'll see his undies soon

gay cunt

Oh fug Pekka :DDD

You're the gay cunt if you can't let yourself appreciate some Domi THICCiem

>8 shots; 3 goals
>.625
>Finnish goaltendies

There has literally never been a British hockey player

Still a better save percentage than Rinne in big games

>watching WTA for anything other than eye candy

No, .63 is greater than zero

>not watching for both eye candy and the tennis

Smh gabe

The tennis is rarely good in the wta.

welcome to the middle class, enjoy your stay

meh. doesn't need to be great. better than no tennis/no soccer

Lisicki prettier than all of them

.63 is less than 1

>manfaces
>eye candy

Hmmm

I don't get it

Pretty much.

than the 2 on the left ya
'Twas gabe henry tier

most people don't

That's women without make up for you.

Oh, I see, I actually read a bit of the screenplay, thus that post sounded familiar.

ppl tend to shit on it (the novel), must be because is recent and got Hollywood'd. People like to talk crap about Delillo's Cosmopolis, too, which I keep holding it as a nasty piece of lit.

Snag this sample
youtube.com/watch?v=FT1bIoxQaNg

I think the hate is because most Pynchon fans are pretentious af and the novel was relatively straightforward compared to his other works and thus they can't say how deep they are for liking IV
Soundtrack for the film is decent tho

Is Kiki done? Anyone watched her match, think she can get past Errani?

If she play like she do today she will loze. Depends on here back and so forth. If she health then she be ok 2 beating sara

Seemed injured, lower back.

RG gave her an anti-inflammatory before her match so they'll just going to dope her up and pay off umpires until she wins.

21-8 shots on goal

refpuck is real

>wta
>tennis
I just watch it for my tennisfu and the asses.

stop showing your plebbiness gabe

Que loco eres, primo

Reminder that /lit/ isn't people

t. illiterate inbreƤd retard

>katiesbooktube.png

Lel

She's back uploading videos... with the comments disabled.

Gawwwd so sad

>I want to be katie's little baby tampon boy
/lit/ was a mistake. They spend more time reading about books than actually reading books

The autistic "t." poster is back

t. nigger

Preds are winning. Rinne hasn't faced a single shot since the 1st period. He's like the Claudio Bravo of NHL

cunt

Unfortunate we lost the bridge between Sup Forums and /lit/ a while ago.

He could have been ATP#1 if the autism didn't captured him first.

Who?

???

DFW played tennis. He talks about it at length in IJ.

With Rinne you don't winne

Implying I read that shite

surely u meant Sup Forums and Sup Forums tourists making their middle school tier threads aren't people

Please save us, Fedelel

Absolute weapon? The FT?

Unironically the best part of RG

Not really:D

Why are you still awake?

>tfw to intelligent to sleep

Rate JUST the legs!

3 > 4 > 2 > 1

3>2>4

4 > 3 > 2 > 1

Leglets BTFO

>tfw no tennis gf

3>1>4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

nice benis denis

1 > 4 > 3 > 2

oi which cunts are watching the kokk take on small dick nippon's biggest cock?

Internet dead since morning, finally starts working again now, just in time for some good ol' tennis. Fuck you Optus and Australia's fraudulent NBN

>One of the biggest practical jokers on the men's tour was the now retired Frenchman Michael Llodra, who once hid naked in the locker of Ivan Ljubicic in Miami in the hope that some of the Croat's good form would rub off on him.
What did he mean by this?

dennis

Yes

Shit thread. OP apparently doesn't even bother to make this thread to be found in the catalog.

Who's match are we watching first
del potro??
kyrgoat??
istomin????

Kyrgios