Wow, yet another school shooting in the ol' USA. This time he 'accidentally' killed one and injured the other

Wow, yet another school shooting in the ol' USA. This time he 'accidentally' killed one and injured the other.

>imb4 muh guns
You can't accidentally stab someone to death.

washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/education/wp/2018/03/07/alabama-school-shooting-leaves-one-student-dead-two-others-wounded/

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m.waff.com/story/37408864/jackson-county-15-year-old-hospitalized-in-accidental-stabbing
youtu.be/Z15LiqXo2CU
medind.nic.in/jal/t09/i1/jalt09i1p60.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjj7ceN89zZAhUC84MKHTgPDtkQFjABegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw0LhauLkqVirySxHx8NSTN7
wgnsradio.com/man-claims-he-fell-on-knife-stabbing-himself-in-the-chest-cms-41390
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/12086198/Israeli-reporter-accidentally-stabbed-while-testing-stab-proof-vest.html
madison-press.com/news/273709/london-man-stabs-himself-in-fall
news.avclub.com/hugh-jackman-reflects-on-17-years-of-accidentally-stabb-1798258672
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1523302/Boy-died-as-father-showed-him-how-to-stab-someone.html
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Get the fuck out euro fag

...I'm more American than you will ever be son.

First off, fuck off. 2nd, people get accidentally stabbed all the flipping time. You live in a perfect world user, one which would have no violence if you could just ban all our guns. Someday I hope to be as enlightened as you.

>accidentally stabbed
kek

m.waff.com/story/37408864/jackson-county-15-year-old-hospitalized-in-accidental-stabbing
Wrong bitch. You can be accidentally stabbed. Now fuck off.

>people get accidentally stabbed all the flipping time
Uh, source?

> (OP)
>m.waff.com/story/37408864/jackson-county-15-year-old-hospitalized-in-accidental-stabbing
>Wrong bitch. You can be accidentally stabbed. Now fuck off.

See

Wrong youtu.be/Z15LiqXo2CU

Yeah, okay, one story. You seriously think that wins your argument?

That shit happened about 40 minutes from me.

>accidental shooting in AL
>pull trigger
>sheeeit

You retard
medind.nic.in/jal/t09/i1/jalt09i1p60.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwjj7ceN89zZAhUC84MKHTgPDtkQFjABegQIBhAB&usg=AOvVaw0LhauLkqVirySxHx8NSTN7

wgnsradio.com/man-claims-he-fell-on-knife-stabbing-himself-in-the-chest-cms-41390

Everyone needs a gun, from toddler to senior. This way only the bad guys get shot.

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/israel/12086198/Israeli-reporter-accidentally-stabbed-while-testing-stab-proof-vest.html

Do i have to use google for you? Are you 12?

What about a gun that shoots knives? Is this good or bad?

No, the fact that you're an idiot does.

madison-press.com/news/273709/london-man-stabs-himself-in-fall not posting more stories, no amount will ever validate this point to user. Nobody ever gets stabbed accidentally.

>You cant accidentally stab someone
Never heard the saying falling onto your own sword?

Not really a stabbing though. They were throwing knives like retards lol. Nobody throws knives with the intent to kill someone, it's an unbelievably retarded thing to do.

>inb4 well ackshually I've trained with throwing knives for 15 years and...

does anyone have the link to pic related?

news.avclub.com/hugh-jackman-reflects-on-17-years-of-accidentally-stabb-1798258672

Sure are a lot of faggot gun owners on Sup Forums. Not surprised at all.

no sorry

Well actually ive trained with throwing knives for 15 years and theyre incredibly useful at taking out enemies at a short distance

Falling on one's own sword is referring to Karma. What goes around comes around.

>You can't accidentally stab someone to death.
>accidentally stab someone to death
>to death

Wew lad the retards in this thread really lack reading comprehension.

>You can't accidentally stab someone to death.

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1523302/Boy-died-as-father-showed-him-how-to-stab-someone.html

Now imagine if half the population also carried throwing knives around with them and could attack people as accurately as you.

Just try that shit against me boy. I do MMA every other day and I would pluck your knife out of the air with my fingertips and redirect the throw directly back to your hand. After you've been impaled, I would use my 7 point Chi blocking attack to ensure victory and disarm you while I wait for the police to arrive. Checkmate knifeboi.

or in order of rarity:

1. Kids pretending they are: has guns
2. Airsofters LARPing
3. Paid Russians/Jew/gook shills
4. Rare Lolbertarian "my guns keep the guvmint from coming to take my guns! I didn't sign no contract with the guvmint!"
5.Actual responsible gunowners
6. Actual full tard SHTF preppers

Also imagine that they were edgelords as well equipped with anime powers to take out 10 people at a time with a single knife 25 while dual wielding, and 100 with the swipe of a masamune katana.

We are safer with them having guns, katanas are much more powerful and can deflect bullets.

when people in America die and I seize the opportunity to shitpost on Sup Forums for all my eurofag friends

It really is sad that the reason we have a gun debate at all is because the gun nuts who think they have Die Hard level plot armor make up a significant voting block.

Oi.
This ain't how we do it in the land down unda.
Yamumsyadad bloody wanka yanks
Marmite sammich and a pint of gata piss and fuck off bloody inbreds

MOOARRR

can someone help me find this video

Hey darkies could come and break into your house RIGHT NOW!, or an aging Tom Cruise could take you hostage in your taxi at. any. time.
We must also be prepared for any post apocalyptic scenario we've been brain-washed about by tv shows.

Red Dawn was a documentary from the future about how we all need guns user.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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Mutts need to learn how to use their guns.

Bears

>one story doesn't prove your point
>says the guy who only posted one story

Lmfao RIGHT

So? Who fucking cares? Teenaged kids suck ass anyway, full of self absorbed, entitled arrogance. They need to understand the truth:No one gives a fuck outside of their shitty parents.

Sorry guys, you're right. It's not like we've had 2 mass shootings a week this year or anything. Lol that would be crazy, if it were true we would be well on our way to a new record high of mass shootings this year...

Is this a new copypasta?

The right to bear arms is in the constitution.

If we let them change one part of it what's stopping them from changing the whole thing?

If we have no constitution we have no Anerica.

The British colonisers tried to take guns away and then the founding fathers rebelled and make it the right for every citizen to bear arms so that we could be free.

The reason we have guns is so we are able to fight against a tyrannical government.

The tyrannical government we currently have is trying to take them away and people support that because of a few suspicious shootings? C'mon get real

(You)

Just try that shit against me boy. I do MMA every other day and I would pluck your knife out of the air with my fingertips and redirect the throw directly back to your hand. After you've been impaled, I would use my 7 point Chi blocking attack to ensure victory and disarm you while I wait for the police to arrive. Checkmate knifeboi.

Couldnt have said it any better

>in the constitution
>let them change the constitution

I really hope this is a troll post. It should be a crime to be this ignorant about your own government.

>You can't accidentally stab someone to death.
I reckon those infomercial folks could manage it.

Dude you can't just claim someone is ignorant and provide zero argument or make any claims to the contrary

Do you know how to have a logical debate? Explain yourself BOII

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This is an excellent point. I am glad you took the time out to make this distinction. If I knew who you were, I’d charter a plane to fly from my city to yours so I could pat you on the head.

Great job. I really mean it.

Lol, it's funny because of the fortnightly school shootings we have.

>You can't accidentally stab someone to death.
whut

Yeah, only a dirty commy would ever dare amend the constitution.

'MURICA!

>The Congress, whenever two thirds of both houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose amendments to this Constitution, or, on the application of the legislatures of two thirds of the several states, shall call a convention for proposing amendments, which, in either case, shall be valid to all intents and purposes, as part of this Constitution, when ratified by the legislatures of three fourths of the several states, or by conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other mode of ratification may be proposed by the Congress; provided that no amendment which may be made prior to the year one thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any manner affect the first and fourth clauses in the ninth section of the first article; and that no state, without its consent, shall be deprived of its equal suffrage in the Senate.

>tl;dr version: user thinks there should be an amendment or something to stop people from changing the constitution.

y u so mad tho

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, SHALL not be infringed.’’

We can all agree that using the term “fortnightly” in a non-ironic way to pretty funny.

Also, your women are all slags

The second amendment. The right to bear arms. What is an amendment?

Funny how there is this huge push to ban AR-15's when the majority of crimes are committed with handguns

making guns illegal won't do shit but deny the average citizen protection, while thugs immigrants and criminals will still have easy access to them

No.

user is saying there is a REASON why it's in there.

and that early in Americas history before it was founded people tried to take guns away if they had succeeded there would be no revolutionary war and no America

Thanks for putting “shall” in caps. We might have missed it or the pithy point you were making.

There’s a GOA recruiting rep over there. You can give him your money and start shaking your fist at people anytime you want. “. . . what part of ‘shall’ don’t you get . . . what part of ‘shall’ don’t you get . . . what part of ‘shall’ don’t you get . . .”

Another day, another school shooting. Yawn. Can't we post some interesting news for once.

I wasn't aware that there was an ironic way of using the word.

Which is a much, much higher barrier than passing a billing.

>user is saying there is a REASON why it's in there.
Ahem . . .
>If we let them change one part of it what's stopping them from changing the whole thing?

I’m a full-throated 2A supporter and an NRA member, but I don’t make common cause with dumb assholes who spout nonsense, and you shouldn’t either.

It's fear, pure and simple. The gun control tards are irrationally scared, that's why all their arguments are based on emotional appeals and a gross misunderstanding of the facts.

America has openly admitted to making plans to kill its own citizens for political purposes in the past. Such as Operation Northwoods.

consider this befire denouncing modern day false flags

Well, pretty much anyone in the US who says “fortnight” instead of “two weeks” is doing so to be ironic and is likely a hipster douchebag who also does retarded stuff like have “Downton Abbey viewing parties.”

I heard all aussies were criminals and scum, but I never pegged you guys as hipsters, too.

mall ninja

Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

Dickhead. Everyone in Australia calls 2 weeks a fortnight. Do you know what a hipster is? they try to do stuff no one else does to be edgy and ironic, if we all say fortnight then the hipsters would be the minority that says "2 weeks"

bet you thought you had a mad roast there hey, nigga shut the fuck up

kill em all

“passing a billing”?!

Hey, Sergei, your version of google translate is all jacked up.

is there a video of pic related?

Changed the sentence, left in the wrong form of the word. Stop trying to pretend you're not Ivan.

Are u a virgin

Coming from one of the only places left on the planet that still thinks that the imperial system is a good idea. I guess that, like your gun control, is a cancer that has festered too long to ever be removed.

You're basing the decision to commit genocide on a system of measurement?
topkek

Hey nigga, this is an American image board. Nobody gives a fuck what they say regularly in your shitty country. So nobody was “having a mad roast” or whatever other bullshit slang you white trash likes to use. Only faggots and time travelers from the 18th Century would use the term “fortnight” in a conversation in the US.

If you don’t want to be made fun of for how you write, go find a board with koala porn, abbo snuff films, or whatever it is you inbreds like.

Okay well I agree on the imperial thing, but stop hating on them for being allowed guns

Where the fuck did you get genocide from? Are you implying that if their guns were taken away, all Americans would drown themselves in a fit of anguish?

>makes fun of imperial system
>grammar is atrocious

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You're only making fun of yourself there aye mate, if you think ya so tough then have a fucking swack lad you'll be out quicker then a durry of winnie blues at lidcombe station ya gronk

Oi, topkek dere, mate.

Righto cunt I'll fucken had it Dazza is gonna hold me VB while I box ya fucking ears ya silly susan

Oh no, poor booby doesn't know how commas work.

Nah but for real. Enough fucking around. Can one of you actually respond to the points I made in regards to false flags, the right to bear arms ectra?

cause it seems like all you idiots want to do is talk shit and just ignore any worthwhile comment

Seriously though guys, any American that supports gun control is a cuck

GHEEEEEEEEY

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>2 mass shootings
Hey retard do you know what defines a "mass shooting? Do you? That is a real term with real meaning and I an CONVINCED you don't know what the fuck you are talking about, because there have been 90 in the last thirty years and two a week since January would be nine mass casualty events so far in 2018 so would you please list them.
Unless of course your are just a piece of shit using logical fallacies to try to make an opinion seem like a fact using weasel words.

No, retard. Go back, look at the sentence, and tell me what the subject was supposed to be. Because it ain’t there, faggot.

Maybe it was missing on purpose. If so, here’s the (You) you’ve been looking for.