/nrl/ - eternal origin hype thread

>state vs state
>mate vs mate

get hype lads

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pls delet this thread

second for dceGOD

american here

what should I know taking my virgin eyes to watch my first state of origin

which state is more based?

threads already fucking REEKING lads. might have to remake it

Queensland

NSW are multiculti cuckolds


Queensland is like Arizona and NSW is like New York/LA. Completely different types of people. QLD is all salt of the earth while NSW is sipping lattes taking instagram photos of their brunch by the beach.

based walkie

One more sleep lads.

Fuck your origin hype thread, it's PEEM PIST POOSDAY.

>hype thread
>8 replies

the absolute state

When is the wall getting built to keep Queenslanders out lads?

You make an enticing case for the maroons, I may just go for them

NSW is the heartland of the sport. The NRL used to be the NSWRL. Typically, New South Welshmen don't care as much about State of Origin as Queenslanders. Queensland have won every series for the last decade except one.

NSW = used to be good/glorious history, bad now
QLD = used to be shit, goat now

Go NSW desu senpai. Most of this general are blue

Based elite truthbomb

PEEM

PIST

hmm also an interesting point for your side, maybe I should go for the blues.

youtube.com/watch?v=s3MpEz71dJo
QLD would never have such a reaction tbqh

POOSDAY

Go watch nigger hoop or something. This thread is for big strong white Australians only

Do Q-Queensland have a c-chance lads?

No Thurston
No GI
No Slater

theyre playing NSW

>Woods
>Pearce

kek

maybe Maloney will steer the ship. That cunt has winning genetics. Everyone else shits themself on the big stage but he's too retarded to get nervous anywhere so he embarrasses people who get stagefright.

NSW is not a bunch of fags partying and getting pai-

Yeah they really need to shut down Maloney.

Just really worried about Milford desu, DCE would have been such a better pick alongside Cronk - or at least munster as they have the Melbourne experience together.

A positive for QLD is Gallen isn't there, he is a dirty grub but was a very key player for them. Watched a Boyd Cordner interview yesterday and it looked like he was pissing his pants like a little boy. He won't be able to fill Gal's shoes straight away, it will take time.

thats some legit hype

>cnk not named

what should i add to my origin snack/drink shopping list

order pizza and scoff it down and feel average but its customary cunt

im gonna use my dominoes voucher and order at like 5 so the bloke fails to get here in 15 minutes and secure a $3 pizza

Bucket of Popcorn Chicken

Get ya missus to make a mad bacon and cheese cob loaf like mine does.

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ive been single since the middle of 2014 lad

t. 3 year old

cunt beat

For me, it's the

Get a hooker game night and pay her to make one then eat it off her ass

i stopped fucking randoms cause i dont want STIs and shit lad

Fair call. Plenty of nasty cunts out there

- $10 popcorn chicken bucket
- sour strap lollies
- 'crispy' m&m block of chocolate
- some gummy bears
- couple of lifesaver fruit pastilles

no need to buy drinks, already have a slab of pasito's

The question we should all be asking ourselves is if we should boycott origin IF they don't have ATLEAST one based female touchie.

NSW BY 8

Lads Oz lotto tonight hope you're buying a ticket. 40 million would be a lot of popcorn chicken.

gotta be innit to winnit lad

I dare you to go to Queensland, we'll see if you still like it after you've been rooted by aborigines while passed out from heatstroke and a concoction of tropical diseases.

Just spent all my neet money on oz lotto tickets. When I win I'm going to say my occupation is a nrl memester and I'll say I won't be quiting my job.

Go down to your local pub with some mates and have a few beers and chicken wings.

stare at the old fat alcoholic tradies and decide never to be like them and leave the pub

legit cried at the end in real time desu

Yeah lad I got my ticket

t. ten year old

t. nine year old

lads if one of us wins the ozlotto they need to donate a $5 banner to be custom made for NRL from some etsy piece of shit 'artist'

agreed?

I'll do it but I have to win division 1

Heading out to establishment with the NSW origin blues tonight, you lads coming?

wtf I now support queensland

Looks like your birthday party lad

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Madman

youtu.be/RFl-BkwjnwM
Will we ever see the boys going at it like this again?

Don't think so hey lad

Enjoy living off baked beans and maggi noodles for the next two weeks, mate.

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bit of push and shove and some shit chat ain't really beef tho is it lad

>tfw bombay aloo is all gravy no potato

2 days of protein sparing modified fast lads. 150g protein powder, banana, some nuts if youre peckish, vitamins and water

feel fucking retarded :D

Bought one of these a few years back, what other origin related food should I buy lads

Lads I go for the maroons but I drink Tooheys New. What can I drink tomorrow?

the powerades (idk if they still do it)

bepis :DDD

STATE VS STATE

MATE VS MATE

be a true queenslander and drink petrol

lotsa sloots down at the cleveland IGA right now in their school uniforms if any brisbane lads are interested

NSW are the cleveland browns of origin

DELETE THIS

top lel m8 let's see how well youse do without JT and Inglis and Slater

Its all Cronk and Smith

JT is just good at creating holes cause the defence goes autism trying to rush him

thread reeks lads

I gotcha mate

>poo south wales already making excuses for their inevitable loss
kek, how embarrassing. daley has no shame at all

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Northerns if ya cant handle XXXX

52-6

>tfw Sup Forums WILL inevitably be filled with newcunts who do NOT regularly post on /nrl/ tomorrow

already here

Just like all the dumb normie casual cunts at work giving me their unwanted oppinons about origin.

Made chicken katsu at home tonight. Had brown rice, with bok choy, spinach, capsicum and peanutes with an asian dressing over top. With 375ml glass of water

Anyone got a torrent for the newest Better Call Saul episode?

>2017
>torrenting
kek

Thread just started smelling really bad lads.

how about just pay for it yourselves faggot

decent chink

will NRL be streaming the Ozlotto draw in 1.5hrs?

Just came buckets in some fucking retards shitty asian dinner lads

They'll be streaming that money straight into my bank account lad

Fucking cold lads, literally wearing a scarf for the first time in my life

Which part of tasmania are you from lad

>Karmichael Hunt, Eto Nabuli and Marika Koroibete named for the Wallabies

KEK

Well yeah it's basically a trial series; Fiji, Italy and a Lions-depleted Scotland. They're testing new combos and players.

Matt detected

Its GentleBen