Be me

>be me
>25yo femanon
>meet guy on tinder
>he's super cute
>possiblebf.jpeg
>we meet at mcdonalds
>conversation goes great and he says he likes a girl with an appetite when he sees what i ordered
>the ice cream machine is working too which seems like a good sign
>"you know user, my horoscope said I'd meet a pretty girl today! Whats your sign?"
>"pisces. It's actually my bday today!"
>"oh happy bday. Are you planning on doing anything for it?"
>fuck
>have neither plans nor friends
>"yeah me and my crew booked a place tomorrow night. I can text you time and place later"
>we finish our lunch and he goes back to work.
>mfw i have 24 hours to find a dozen normies and plan q bday party

should i just block him on whatsapp

Stopped reading after femanon.

Tits or gtfo

1. post tits
2. get advice
3. deepthroat his cock tomorrow and post pics here

You need to be placed in a camp

If this is real it's pretty funny

No last time i posted tits someone made the following comment:

"Utterly flat chested inspite of your fat lerfectly spherical torso. With your short stubby legs and arms you should consider cosplaying as Fat Dog Mendoza"

I wasted £195 and three therapy sessions getting over that comment.

Just say you would rather be with just him, God you think too much

LOLOLOLOL.

well, if that's an accurate description, I want nothing to do with this thread.

So be less fat, also this guy likes land whales if his hunting grounds are fast food joints.

Nigger just say "Ah man, the party fell through! Bunch of stuff going down, wanna go for a meal just us instead?"
He'll prefer that turn of events anyways becuase then he doesnt have to pretend to like any of your friends and can just try to progress directly to putting benis in vegin

Sup Forums told me if i want love i have to stop getting dicked at first chancd

...

lying bitch
>tits or gtfo

>getting over that comment.
>saved and posts comment in a later thread

good one user

Kek
>femanon
>we meet at mcdonalds
If op is a femanon surely she is a fat fuck

my therapist says i cant run from the mean things

Sup Forums doesn't have a clue

> flat chest
Post'em.

>my therapist says
that's very interesting user. what does your therapist say about pretending to be a girl on the internet?

Well yeah, if you want a relationship based on sex then go for it but if you want an actual relatioship you have to have something in common other than the STDs you gave each other.

Hence, ask him out for a fucking meal.
Get to know him, talk about things you like and dream of.
And then do whatever it is you do in the bedroom.

>uses pounds
>therapy
If you were really british you'd keep that stiff upper lip. Bait or burger detected

I did ask him on a meal. Mcdonalds was my ideal

Ok this is an easy one.

> figure out a fun activity, tell him to meet you there without telling him you changed plans
Carnival, whatever, even just sex
> but anonette, didn't you have big plans?
> I blew them off to new with you
His reaction will be egoboosted.jpg

tits or GTFO

This is wrong advice

Wonder what a gym membership + opportunity cost is where you live.

>McDonalds
Jesus christ you fucking chav come ON.
Surely you can do better than that.

please show your small cute titties
with time stamp :)

glorious flat chested ladies tho

this is bait but just rent a motel room, invite him and tell him you ditched your friends so you two could have your own private poz party

>you should consider cosplaying as Fat Dog Mendoza

TOP kek