>be me >25yo femanon >meet guy on tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg >we meet at mcdonalds >conversation goes great and he says he likes a girl with an appetite when he sees what i ordered >the ice cream machine is working too which seems like a good sign >"you know user, my horoscope said I'd meet a pretty girl today! Whats your sign?" >"pisces. It's actually my bday today!" >"oh happy bday. Are you planning on doing anything for it?" >fuck >have neither plans nor friends >"yeah me and my crew booked a place tomorrow night. I can text you time and place later" >we finish our lunch and he goes back to work. >mfw i have 24 hours to find a dozen normies and plan q bday party
should i just block him on whatsapp
Tyler Evans
Stopped reading after femanon.
Tits or gtfo
Aiden Wilson
1. post tits 2. get advice 3. deepthroat his cock tomorrow and post pics here
Adrian Bennett
You need to be placed in a camp
Lincoln Diaz
If this is real it's pretty funny
Camden Howard
No last time i posted tits someone made the following comment:
"Utterly flat chested inspite of your fat lerfectly spherical torso. With your short stubby legs and arms you should consider cosplaying as Fat Dog Mendoza"
I wasted £195 and three therapy sessions getting over that comment.
Grayson Baker
Just say you would rather be with just him, God you think too much
Carson Sanchez
LOLOLOLOL.
well, if that's an accurate description, I want nothing to do with this thread.
Nathan Wilson
So be less fat, also this guy likes land whales if his hunting grounds are fast food joints.
Thomas Rodriguez
Nigger just say "Ah man, the party fell through! Bunch of stuff going down, wanna go for a meal just us instead?" He'll prefer that turn of events anyways becuase then he doesnt have to pretend to like any of your friends and can just try to progress directly to putting benis in vegin
Cameron Martin
Sup Forums told me if i want love i have to stop getting dicked at first chancd
Aaron Jenkins
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Elijah Ramirez
lying bitch >tits or gtfo
Jackson Anderson
>getting over that comment. >saved and posts comment in a later thread
good one user
Jacob Murphy
Kek >femanon >we meet at mcdonalds If op is a femanon surely she is a fat fuck
Jackson Davis
my therapist says i cant run from the mean things
Jackson Collins
Sup Forums doesn't have a clue
Camden Fisher
> flat chest Post'em.
Kevin Reyes
>my therapist says that's very interesting user. what does your therapist say about pretending to be a girl on the internet?
Logan Miller
Well yeah, if you want a relationship based on sex then go for it but if you want an actual relatioship you have to have something in common other than the STDs you gave each other.
Hence, ask him out for a fucking meal. Get to know him, talk about things you like and dream of. And then do whatever it is you do in the bedroom.
Isaiah Price
>uses pounds >therapy If you were really british you'd keep that stiff upper lip. Bait or burger detected
Jason Green
I did ask him on a meal. Mcdonalds was my ideal
Zachary Rivera
Ok this is an easy one.
> figure out a fun activity, tell him to meet you there without telling him you changed plans Carnival, whatever, even just sex > but anonette, didn't you have big plans? > I blew them off to new with you His reaction will be egoboosted.jpg
Zachary Watson
tits or GTFO
Jeremiah Gomez
This is wrong advice
Hudson Reed
Wonder what a gym membership + opportunity cost is where you live.
Juan Cooper
>McDonalds Jesus christ you fucking chav come ON. Surely you can do better than that.
Nathan Davis
please show your small cute titties with time stamp :)
Nathaniel Martinez
glorious flat chested ladies tho
Logan Nguyen
this is bait but just rent a motel room, invite him and tell him you ditched your friends so you two could have your own private poz party
John Scott
>you should consider cosplaying as Fat Dog Mendoza