Share your secrets, Anons

Share your secrets, Anons.

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I main Peach in Super Smash Bros. and none of my friends know because it's too embarrassing, but her movement is so fluid, those floats cancels psyche everybody out, and that forward air is the best finishing move.

I'm looking for a follow up to the guy who banged his friends girlfriend at a party.
DID YOU TELL YOUR FRIEND?

my friend doesnt want to fucking talk to me

OP here, I'm with the CIA, but you fucking got me.

Do you deserve his friendship?

Best bj ever received was from a guy.

beats me
i dont deserve anything

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On roll threads i don't really roll, i just use someone else's roll

Why not make yourself into someone deserving of friendship then?

That's fucking diabolical, but I've got bad news for you: this site is fucking anonymous

I unironically use ed, the standard text editor

No she's awesome dude nobody expects to be shorthop daired.

I'm leaving the country in ten days, and I haven't told my gf.

Jordan Peterson makes terrible points on a regular basis but posses stellar language skills so nobody around him is smart enough to call him out on his stupid illogical nonsense.

Sounds like you're smart enough. Give it a shot.

He was speaking on gay marriage once, and his reasoning for being against gay marriage was because the "post-modernists marxists are for it," so out of contrarianism and spite instead of logic. Fuck him he's retarded.

I started jerking off when I was 8yo

I haven't been to class in weeks. I pretend to go and just go to the liquor store and walk up and down the train tracks for hours. Lie to friends and family. Probably be thrown out soon.

One day I'll have the courage or be drunk enough to jump in front of a train.

I'm into fart porn.

my life is a misery ever since i lost her.

i think i might really check out.

I run a dirty dirty facebook group with thousands of members in my spare time.

Ypu're right, that's no rational argument against gay marriage. However, he's made great arguments for why the institution of heterosexual monogamy is the most beneficial "Sexual system" for societies.

I did something similar before. I was anxious as fuck, didn’t have any study skills because high school passed me without any challenge(no advanced classes or shit) and I just couldn’t handle it. I bugged out.

Looking back it was the closest I’ve ever been of just fucking ending it.

*you're
My bad

My only secret is i jerk off to imagefap when i my gf is not around :D

It's been over 25 years since we saw each other but I'm still in love her.

I'm straight but have quite a few bills so I regularly work as a prostitute for older guys. I don't do oral, and I can't get hard with a guy so I never fuck them, I only take it in the ass.

Me three

Op here. I remember you from the last thread. That loli guy told you to talk to somebody.
So.
Have you talked to anybody?

I'm a pedophile. I fuck with a 14 year old student.

i want to fuck someone

Damn. Sorry to hear that man.
What's the story?

been looking for full vid of pic related

Yes I know, but the more he explains it, the more it becomes a moot point. If I was gay and I saw him talk about the benefits of heterosexual monogamy, I would go "okay that makes sense, but I'm still gay," and move on. And Jordan would go "yeah okay that's fine with me just try not to be promiscuous and remember monogamy is good, but the way I have no problem with your lifestyle," and then I would go "okay" and continue to be gay. It's pretty obvious to most people that monogamy is good, so he's not exactly blowing the lid off of anything. The only thing that Jordan does that is important here in my opinion is that he debates it scientifically as well as spiritually, which I wish I could say about the universities. I'll give him that much.

No, hard enough letting myself down don't want to let anyone else down. Talking to someone at school is a good idea.

How did you pull through?

And do you change your partner if s/he gets older? lol

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If I do not engage in escapism through movies, games, literature or similar media, the urge to commit suicide rise until I eventually can't stand it, and go back to my games and fantasies.

Most of my friends and family think im a gaming-addicted looser.

I only pulled through because I hated some aspects of my life so god damn much that I’m be dead and buried my body won’t rot because I’d be too damn salty. I wasn’t going to give them the satisfaction, I still am not quite out of it, and still am struggling to learn study skills but my spirit even when it goes to hell won’t ever apologize for my life to this point. Not now and not fucking ever.

Got ditched a few years ago and i remember playing Blondie Maria and Blondie Heart of Glass and U2 Joshua Tree album for two weeks at full volume, thank god i had understanding neighbors. My heart was in pieces.

Then i recovered slowly and a few years after i found a new girl and we are still together.

Right on man, that's some solid level handed criticism. A healthy grain of salt. I appreciate it.
You know, from my perspective, I think everything, sexuality included, is a choice, in a way. We're attracted to people based on what we want/need. We can want anything we, well, want in that moment, and we can very easily ignore what we need. In a way I think that "The masses" unconsciously "choose" to be heterosexuals because it's so deeply rooted in our culture. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that a rational thinker (of any sexuality) can be persuaded into taking part in a system of heterosexual monogamy, because they believe it's the best (or most stable) system. What do you think?

Slowly transforming from beta to alpha

Sucked off a german shep in the woods

Doesn't that really fuck with your mind? I mean, I like things in my ass by a woman, but the idea of a man doing it make me think the pleasure wouldn't be there. I think it would scar me mentally. Curious what the reality is like user...

Talking to anyone who will listen will help. Even us, but we're the bare minimum here.

It would absolutely scar you. The thought "I've taken it up the ass" would be follow you like a hungry wolf.

It does mess with my head, I only do it with 1 guy, but his husband watches, they can't have sex anymore because of a medical condition his husband has, so my ass is kind of a surrogate for them in a way. They pay quite a lot and they're both respectful to me though, but yeah, it does seriously fuck with my head.

I screen shot that shit. You should write books, thanks for the motivation

I snorted so much xanex I crashed into a tree but played it off that I fell asleep to the troopers

I never thought of it like this but you’re right, I guess. In any case students who skip are a dime a dozen, the university doesn’t really care and who gives a fuck if they judge you? I surely don’t, I paid them a lot of money and they don’t even have the common courtesy for a reach around.

If I did bad at organic and cell biology, two fucking tough classes at my uni, then so be it. If it means I can’t go anymore, so fucking be it. But it can’t be said I didn’t try and it can’t be fucking said that skipped this time.

It might even be a good thing, does that make me alpha? Maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself

You are now considering the possibility that the medical condition his husband has is an STD.

I've cum 20 some odd times in these shorts I'm wearing

it isn't, I don't remember what it was called, but I saw the documentation for it, part of his intestinal tract became necrotic and had to be cut out and now he has to poop through a tube in to a bag, he can't do anal anymore.

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She was a from Germany working here as nanny. We met a party during spring break. Spent the entire night talking with her and found her so fascinating. Asked her her #, she said she liked me and we made out for more than anhour be froe i had to get home because I had work the next day. Saw each other for a bout a month, almost lost my virginity to her (her freind walked in on us). We played prior but didn't do it because no protection. Nice thick figure with great tits. Her friend was also a nanny and her term was finished and was sad to leave. This made her sad too and decided to break it off with me. She stil had two months left before her time was over but spent that time not wanting to see me becuse "it would have been too hard". Saw her one last time and was too scared to tell her I loved her. She promised we could still keep in touch but never heard from her again. This is the only photo I have of her.

I met someone two years later and since married this woman, but a day does not go by where I am not thinking about my Geman cutie. Because of her, short haired women turn me on a lot.

Pic here looks like how she looked in 1991.

I hacked into that. And improve things.

> gets

I dont know. I really like her and want to love her even when she gets older. But most of my past gfs have been younger than me.

Automcorrect: that == NASA.

I know my daughter gives out sexual favors for drugs to a couple of people. But her habit has been increasing and I think she's got an ad on craigslist to suck cock in return for getting high with some user guy. Not posting her but my daughter is very pretty.

Dude, I am the mirror of your story.
Literally swap the male and female roles, and that's what I'm going through RIGHT NOW.
I'm living in Germany now, dating the first woman I've ever truly loved, but I'm leaving the country in a week. I was her first relationship
I'll never forget her. God it's rough.

Thanks man. Have a beer

Well fuck. How old are you? Are you a teacher? How did it start?

I fell in love with a german girl and she turned out to be a straight cunt whore as soon as i left, despite my plans of coming back

german chicks are weird man

Now you sounding like an alpha. My work here is done good day sir

Did a reverse image search. There's no fucking image.
Get off the tracks, jack ass.

I'm so sorry. That's so sad. Hopefully you have a
change of heart so that you can get a good job
and drink your alcohol classy and expensive

Also, learn how to rotate an image before you off yourself.

Ok. Everything I have ever said on the internet was satire. It feels so good to get that off my chest.

But if someone thinks they can get the pic out of her I'll post the craigslist link.

The kicker was I am now friends with the one that "made" her break up with me on facebook. She came back to where I am now a few months after she initilly left. I asked her about my ex but said she never ept in touch.

I'm living off of SSDI. I have nothing left now and don't know where my next meal is coming from. Spent all of this month's income on rent. This is my first month not being homeless in so long and it's awful. I think I'd rather be homeless again and be able to eat like a king.

Sorry I've been drinking.

If anything, you've got a high quality camera, and a good beer. Good luck man.

Thinking about changing my my religious preference to Wiccan even though the rest of my family is orthodox christrian. Don't know how I would tell them

I didn't mean to be an ass, I just thought your picture meant you were going to kill yourself, so I tried to distract you. It's a good picture. Be careful near the tracks.

Am having sex with my father

No, just sharing.
Thanks.

My landlord does construction and I just offered to work for food

I dont understand anything on this planet.

It seems that everyone around, except 2 or 3 friends, taking this life as normal like its a basic math task 1+1.

I got a pregnant gf, a job and friends and stuff, but it feels like they are all npc with a limited personality.

Most of my life is happening inside of me, while driving through different clients or right now, shitting for a half hour.

I made several test for bipolar disorder, psychotic illness and similiar disorders, but nothing gives me an answer.

I feel like everyone around me is broken/wrong and i am clear/right but on the other hand i know, thats make me wrong.


So my secret is: i cant love and feel anything for anyone around me, but its better like this, than sleeping under a bridge and become a crazy hobo

Been depressed for 5 years straight. It's like living in hell

I don't know what you'll tell them, but they'll tell you you're an edgy fag. If they have any sense.
How about you try to find meaning within the religion that you know, through the community that you have, instead wasting time on a fake edgy-meme-religion, that will only drive you farther from the people who care about you. Unless that's what you want, but I don't think that's what you really want.

Heres the thing, Are you the one who was skipping? because if you are there IS something you can do. Show up. No I'm serious hear me out on this one.

Teachers love being important, at the same time stop caring about what they think and after the next class or even better during the professors office hours go and check in and say "look, I'm sorry, what can I do to catch up and make this right?". Most undergrad professors or TA's will work with you and if you stop skipping and continue checking in every so often in office hours you WILL get more respect and probably be able to salvage this semester.

If you can't thats probably alright too just be sure and withdraw if you can, and also be sure and not explain shit if you aren't asked. Teachers have way more important things on their mind like what sort of purse they'll buy to match their work attire and shit. They don't care the way an anxious mind thinks they do.

And most of all don't try and cry in a corner or be scared of the teacher. It won't get you anywhere and even nice teachers don't feel sorry hassling a sniffling child in a young adults body.

Go forth, stop worrying about what others may think, and just keep going. If you start thinking that its impossible to move you'll start believing it, That sort of self fulfilling prophecy nearly got a self inflicted gunshot wound. And you know what I might still deserve one of those, but I'll worry about it when I'm talking with satan many many years from now, the fucker.

I have a friend with BPD. Known him for 10 years, always been close. But his mental illness is getting worse. He's just pure evil and manipulative. Abusive towards all his friends, can never say anything good about people. He's overly emotional it's draining, I don't trust him, anything I saw I know he will use against me later.
I can't be his friend anymore. I'm cutting the cord. He's taken too much from me and I need to start taking care of myself.
He's lost most of his friends in the last year. And he turns on them, goes brutal, destroying them on social media. So I'm prepared for the shitstorm.

You need goals man.
The only way to experience positive emotion is to feel like you're getting closer to SOMETHING GOOD IN THE FUTURE.

post the shitstorm when it happens k

You're doing the right thing man. Hope that it makes him realize that he needs some help.

Never work for your landlord.
I'm saying this as someone who has worked for his landlord.
It makes you into a literal serf.

thanks user, it's a great tip and I really do appreciate it. The thing is I do have goals, there's just no possible way I could ever achieve them. It is kind of a bummer..

Will do!
Thanks man. Thought so long about it. But in the last few days have read up on BPD. Fucking hell thats a horrible I'll was that turns people into cunts. But it all makes sense because it fitted him perfectly. I can't see him getting any better, and now I have concerns for my personal safety because he's started exhibiting disturbing aggressive behaviour. Just can't be reasoned with and nasty lashing out at everyone, but bizarrely clinging to them at the same time.
Like I said it's exhausting. Not my problem anymore.

22 years old, moved out, living and working on my own for 6 years now. This really isn't about being edgy or some other bull. I've tried my best to follow the christian creed, but being out in the real world has slowly eroded what I used to believe in. I don't want to say that christianity is wrong, but I don't think it's for me. I've read into other religious practices, and I've found a certain connection with wiccan and their philosophies.

Honestly, I almost wanted to be atheist or agnostic from everything that I've experienced, and believe me. I've taken time to travel, even to other countries and see from different perspectives, mostly thanks to my job.

Started sleeping with/dating my teacher, she was amazing, loved her above everything else. Was hard having to be so secretive about it, but we never got caught. This was during the time i studied abroad, towards the end i was so broken up inside i could barely do anything and to minimize the hurt we decided to make a clean break, havent talked to her since, still think of her every single day. Can barely get out of bed in the morning, but hey gotta get them moolas, so going to work, going home playing vidya to escape. It fucking hurts.

currently kicking heroin. day 3. toughest day always. get money in my account tomorrow that i'm worried i'll go cop with. i am scared of being in this endless cycle. i dont use with anyone. i'm alone always the girl i'm with thinks i'm in recovery, but i'm here in my sober house shitting my brains out from the withdrawals. i hope i can stay clean passed tomorrow but i can't be sure i don't want to keep doing this to myself. its torture.

Am a 24yr male and my family don't know that my older brother used to make me give him blow jobs but I liked it but I didn't like what it made me do which is do the same to others younger kids I was ashamed and try to kill myself but couldn't go through it now am lost

my first time saying it out loud

thanks dude. cousin did the same to me. i didn't go to anyone else younger than me, but i haven't admitted it to anyone.

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I know it's kinda gay to share a video like this, but if you have the time, I think this is the perfect advice for your specific situation. youtube.com/watch?v=xtoPp8PInhI

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