Jimmie Kimmel said Conservatives aren't funny so that's why they aren't any conservative late night host show

Jimmie Kimmel said Conservatives aren't funny so that's why they aren't any conservative late night host show
I say it's because of Liberal bias from owners of channels that they work for.

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>Channel is run by Liberal CEO
>Liberal CEO Hires a Liberal host

Hurrr hurrr conservatives aren't funny

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"...the effect is explained in part by lower sense of humor and need for cognition found among conservative participants"

>everything is ran by the liberals and jews
>that's why I am a failure

how come there're no funny talk shows on Fox then? They have the air time and a captive audience...what's their excuse? It's a dying culture, user, just accept it. The sense of humor was the first thing to go.

>Accidentally saying the truth by trying to be ironic

Yes you are a failure.

At least I am not a liar who bashes our President every night

>Jimmy Fallon
god, what a faggot

vote oprah 2020 btw haHAA

Maybe it's because nothing is funny when everything is ARMAGEDON REEEEE

I've never met a funny conservative. Can you name any, OP?

you know the president is a liar who bashes tons of americans every day on twitter, right?

Look our president is the smartest man I know and everything you say is fake news. He has never said anything hurtful about real American patriots. He's highly intelligent and he's the reason Kim Jong Un and Putin haven't destroyed the world yet.

Jimmy Fallon is rumored to be a closet conservative. he's just forced to play by the rules. his producers brought hell fire down on him for not going at Trump hard enough. Conan I feel like just goes after everyone. idk haven't watched him in years. the rest def fit into that mold OP.

>Conservatives aren't funny
this is generally true because dishonesty doesn't lead to great comedy

john oliver is on HBO and is not under contract. thats why he can say whatever he wants. I like him but he does have liberal views. He makes it pretty obvious though so if you dont like it dont watch it.

conservative humor isn't PC

What are you going to do when your god emperor gets thrown in jail?

Lies and propaganda become way too obvious when you try to pass them off as jokes.

>Why there are no funny conservatives.

What about Dennis Miller?

That chick wouldn't have a job if Trump wasn't there to supply her with low hanging jokes.

Trump is a genious,he run around Liberal idiots

Greg gutfeld is the republican Jon Stewart

Sup Forums is the pinnacle of conservative "humor." take that as you will.

its because conservative take their politics more seriously and don't do self deprecation. and look at trumps antics, if you cant make a joke about him fucking a pornstar,( cus the white house is in full denial mode and to suggest otherwise would be seen as being against trump) then what can you joke about? Hillary jokes are getting old.

no longer relevant?

There's a simpler reason: many of the issues aren't fucking jokes to conservatives.

There are funny conservatives, they just don't go making a career out of comedy.
I find a lot of the little jabs that conservatives make funnier than the so-called "comedy" the liberals repeatedly jamb down the throats of anyone who watches them.

Attached is an example of conservative humor.

Years ago, Dennis Miller was highly liberal. He had a show on HBO and came out one night and said straight faced to the camera, "I like president Bush." Off the air within a few months and barely a sign of him on MSM ever anymore.

"Humor"
If you find that funny I feel sorry for you.

We feel sorry for you as well. It must be tough being such a retarded faggot.

How is text over a le funny reddit face XD funny? Don't be such an unbelievable nigger.

that's not a very good joke lad and you know it. the set up doesn't directly relate to the punchline. she says military weapons not AR 15, even then the punchline is weak as shit because its format is shit. you save the funny bit for the last word, and the last word is AR15. that's the funny bit? not that no one uses it? she doesn't even say Ar 15.

just the top of my head, id say, which military uses an AR 15? because it makes the reaction bit more useful, because she cant answer the question and sperges out. then the punchline is the sperge out, and not the oh so witty take that liberals line.

this hole thing reeks of facebook posts between people who just want to talk about ARs and not actually mildly smile laugh at a joke.

you like dennis miller? he is kinda fucking dense with his refrances and refrances and big word place person thing refrances.

Arguably conan is the only funny one up there.

See.. Difference in humor.
Conservatives have more brain cells to process mature humor based in reality, like George Carlin, and Bill Burr.

Liberal humor is infantile 9/10 times.. Not that I blame the comedians for aiming low when their audience is pic related.

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Exactly lmfao, they really think they're funny with this shit

I tap 3 manna and cast confederate furry to counter you collage student in Hillary suit!

even the "funny" conservatives aren't funny

back when I used to listen to steven crowder I would just cringe at all the stupid "jokes" he would make

Politics aside, I have no idea who the fuck could possibly find Trevor Noah or Samantha Bee funny.

I'll take your bait.
Tell me conservative humor is funny.

they are not. they jokes are the lowest hanging fruit, Jon Oliver at least has his long set ups and really tries to disprove thing in a 'funny' way. Noah is just like 'trump voice tiny hands' and Bee is like "uhhh ever hear of the wage gap?'

shit m8, total shit. Oliver gets his disapproval segments fucked up at times, but the format is at least better.

if the president is just a puppet, then these talk show hosts are like puppets of puppets of puppets.

what makes them conservative and liberal? do they have a special armband they wear that displays their leaning?
is there a list of their beliefs somewhere? none of them are moderates?

like i said, puppets. they exist to fill your head full of bullshit.

I am offended by Jimmy Kimmel since he talked shit about gamers

I then tap swarm of Jews to deal 3 damage to your life, and I gain 3 life. Your turn.

>huge corporations owning all major news outlets
>liberal bias
top kek user

If this fool is supposed to be ''funniest liberal'' than I rest my case lol

conservatives are not funny because they are socially inept in general, slow witted, and dont relate to people very well. They have poor imaginations and are there for much less creative. if you think its media bias then whats stopping you hilarious conservatives from having your own show, explain why you dont have one of your genius comedians on a fox station. Also conservatives are negative people by nature and are born sad for some unknown reason. Its not very fun to watch monotone, sad people expressing there paranoid and bitter world view.

well, do regular comedians count or only the ones with TV shows?

I am waiting for Jimmy Kimmel to visit the UK and when he does I will drill a big hole in his skull with a power tool. He is a massive cunt.

Whenever I go and visit my hillbilly conservative family down south, our conversations are just insufferable.

They have no sense of humor. All they do is stare blankly and stuff their maws or gossip.

I can't tell any jokes because it either goes way over their heads or they take it too literally.

none of these fucks are funny

here is every fucking circle jerk joke " TRUMP IS DUMB LOLOLOLOL"

that's all they have

>Jews own businesses
>Jews look after their own
>Jews overwhelmingly left wing
>Jews hire people they agree with
>Jews promote people they agree with
>Jews financially support politicians they agree with
>Jews promote ideas they agree with
>Jews become establishment
>Jews become overwhelmingly pro establishment
>Jews overwhelmingly left wing
>Jews hire people they agree with
>Jews promote people they agree with
>Jews financially support politicians they agree with
>Jews promote ideas they agree with
>Jews overwhelmingly left wing
>Jews hire people they agree with
>Jews promote people they agree with
>Jews financially support politicians they agree with
>Jews promote ideas they agree with
>Jews overwhelmingly left wing
>Jews hire people they agree with
>Jews promote people they agree with
>Jews financially support politicians they agree with
>Jews promote ideas they agree with
>Jews overwhelmingly left wing
>Jews hire people they agree with
>Jews promote people they agree with
>Jews financially support politicians they agree with
>Jews promote ideas they agree with
>Jews overwhelmingly left wing
>Jews hire people they agree with
>Jews promote people they agree with
>Jews financially support politicians they agree with
>Jews promote ideas they agree with

Why would an American ever visit some shithole muzzo infested country like that?

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lol its more than that redneck

this

tv as in the big 3,follow espn msnbc,cable companies,pbs,prog radio,the democrat party,circling the drainy,
late night snark mostly unfunny,,hosts who followed the king of late night variety,carson,fail to note what made carson so successful,he impersonally mocked himself,pols,kidded everyone without being vicious about it,schtick like carol wayne with her bazoomz always in the way, during art ferns teatime movies stuck in the fork in the road south of the slausson cutoff,they were diaphragm busters to everyone.Carson was also a navy vet,made fun of his past marriage failures,and everyone elses,
letterman kimmel,daly,colbert,they view themselves too seriously,

> Jews trigger resentments
> Jews get purged
... Just waiting for history to repeat itself as it has in many dozens of countries across thousands of years.

This poster is either retarded or the bots be trippin.

What a douche, they won't allow anyone with a conservative viewpoint to be employed and he fucking knows it, what a goddamn crying bitch snake. Jay Leno got axed because he actually felt the need to counterbalance the Democrats and bust Obamas balls on occasion, but they couldn't even tolerate that. Trump getting elected is due to them suppressing an entire side of the political spectrum like control freak morons.

>conservatives aren't funny, that's why they don't have a show
t. unfunny guy who thinks he is funny

In my experience, conservatives who are billed as "funny" are just shitty and demeaning. They lack nuance and just go for low-hanging fruit.

The "comedian" that cried those typical rich people crocodile tears multiple times after on his show to further his libtard agenda talks about other people not being funny.
>how ironic

Liberal late night talk show hosts use low hanging fruit such as "hurr durr Trump is a big dumb idiot xD" because it makes their stupid Trump hating audience chuckle. It is objectively not funny, because to anyone who doesn't understand or care at all about the subject matter it is just cringy.

Conservatives aren't represented in comedy because they are butthurt at liberals all the time. Bill Burr and Louis CK have some conservative sounding jokes but they are both Normie centralists.

The moral of the story is that late night talk shows and political edutainment shows aren't funny, but they provide a generation of other unfunny leftist fucks with a bunch of unfunny jokes they can share with their unfunny friends to circle jerk over. And anyone who likes John Oliver is a fucking moron. Seriously. He has a team of writers writing his jokes for him and they still fucking suck. I could sit there at a camera yelling fuck Drumpf over and over and get a strong liberal following myself.

Ha! Not MY president!

they have redeye which is supposed to be funny but is a fucking joke

Conservatives aren't funny because they're too busy whinging about MUH TAX MONEY paying for people on welfare to be better off than them.

If they could stop acting as though every cent they pay in tax is a like another fucking dick up their asses, perhaps they might lighten up a bit... be doing themselves a favor as well as the rest of us.

And there aren't any liberal radio show hosts with more than 12 listeners, because it's impossible to hire teams of 30 writers to write lies and bullshit for 3 hours straight every day.

He said conservatives are dumb, which is a scientifically proven fact. Liberals are high IQ, you need a high IQ like his to be a late night host, simple as that.

>tons of americans
So... two americans?
or three "skinny" ones, should make up a ton

As far as the cyber, I agree to parts of what Secretary Clinton said. We should be better than anybody else, and perhaps we’re not. I don’t

think anybody knows that it was Russia that broke into the DNC. She’s saying Russia, Russia, Russia—I don't, maybe it was. I mean, it

could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that

weighs 400 pounds, okay?

... We came in with the Internet. We came up with the Internet. And I think Secretary Clinton and myself would agree very much, when

you look at what ISIS is doing with the Internet, they’re beating us at our own game. ISIS.

So we had to get very, very tough on cyber and cyber warfare. It is a huge problem. I have a son—he’s 10 years old. He has computers.

He is so good with these computers. It’s unbelievable. The security aspect of cyber is very, very tough. And maybe, it's hardly doable. But I

will say, we are not doing the job we should be doing. But that’s true throughout our whole governmental society. We have so many things

that we have to do better, Lester. And certainly cyber is one of them.

well that is obvious

conservatives tried late night comedy

it was called the half hour news hour and it was fucking awful

Most of the corporations that own the channels/networks are pretty fucking conservative, actually.

No it's because the right has very few funny people and very few likeable people.

It's ironic that conservatives are not funny but are also a joke.

Why doesn't fox news have a similar show then?

Name one funny Conservative

Rekt.

Conan’s ok

Why are you defending a traitor? Why do you hate our flag?

Yeah right lol. Name a funny Conservative.

You hate him because he mocks your shitty views. If you where a decent unbiased non retarded faggot. You would have liked him.

My name trips

Its funny how trumpfags defend Shit.

First of all. There are a Shit ton of shows with 30 writers each. But most of them don't even come to work anymore because all the retarded Shit trump does is a self written comedic act.

You don't even have to make stuff up. Just run clips of Trump talking and it's more than enough to get people laughing at him.

Who else remembers Colbert failing hard at late night and getting shit ratings when he first started, before Trump saved his ass by running for/getting the presidency and giving him tons of material in the process?

>unbiased
I don't think you know what this word means.

Liberals! Jews! Feminists!

Delete this is fake news. Maga

cool

>Our president

You mean Donnie boy Trump the piss drinker.
It's hillarious how Fox news never says "Donald Trump" they say "our president".

But Obama was "Mr. Obama" for 8 years.

Why don't conservatives have any satirical shows that make fun of the left?

Ever see a Christian comedian? Not a comedian who has faith in Christ, a comedian who only entertains Christian crowds.

It's so bad.

there aren't any conservative late night host because the truth isnt funny

Why do you need a political satirist to tell you why the so called funny things Trump says are funny? Just watch the news lol.

Hasn't been funny since he went conservative. For me he's Exhibit A in this. It's like the sense of humor withers. Something about the aggrieved mindset of the conservative is inherently not funny. They're sticks in the mud obsessed with who they can blame for what they perceive is going wrong in the world.

Alex Jones is satire, even if it is of his own political standing.

>why aren't there funny shows on a news channel?

Go ask Tim Allen why he doesn't have his conservative sitcom on ABC anymore despite getting great consistent ratings for 6 seasons

And can't seem to even consider the idea that rich people think as much of them as any nigger.