Get me laid b

get me laid \b\
>69 decides

Thanks, I... We.. nvm.

Ey bby u wan sum fucc

Ayy

I wanna pee in you’re butt

I'm gay

Pee is stored in the brain

Just man up and ask is she wants to fuck. If not. Move on. If she does. Profit

will you touch my pee-pee?

oy massa you gon make me squirt

lemme smash

You need to pick some more numbers besides just 69 if you want this thread to move faster.

niggers tongue my anus

roll

roll 2

YEEDLE SKEET BITCH

reroll

roll 3

pick more numbers you fucking turd

rollio

>96 is opposite of 69
WINRAR BITCH

eat me asshole matey

Show bobs and vagene, bich lasagna.

I have herpes down to fuk?

HOW DO YOU DO BITCH?

I'm sorry to do this to you, but you have 6 minutes to send me nudes or I tell everyone your secret

I love you

bitch lasagna

roll for this

Niggers are fags

GOVERNMENT DON'T TOUCH ME REEEEEEEEEEE

rerolling

I wanna fuck you like my dad used to when I was 6y

Winrar?

Being completely serious, I really like you. You think you could come over soon and give me a rimjob? It’s what I’ve thought about constantly since meeting you.

REROLL

This nigger

For once in want my cum to be with you mentally and physically

AYO GURL R U DTF IF NO FUK U N E WAY BITCH

Be the mozzarella on my pizza.

Come over and give me a rimjob while I jack off

CLOSE ENOUGH MOTHER FUCKERS

i wanna smother you in honey, lick it off, then puke it back on you. So it's like two layers of shame

OMGG WE FUCKK HARDD SEE YOURR ASS PLESSSS OPEN BOBBSS PLSSS MANN OP BOBS OK? I FUCK YOU PUSIY ANDD WITH MYT NINE MITER DICK PLSS LETS SFUCKIGGGG HARDD MEE HORNYY PLS FUCKK MEE NEED FUCK PLS SHOW VAGUN BITCH BITCH FUCK MEE OR RINRAPEE YOU BITCCH LASANGA!

Roll

Rolling

OFF BY ONE FUCKKKK

rollll

So what are we doing tonight? Dinner and a movie?

this

rr
I'm trying to help, OP

h-hey *clears throat* w-what's up?

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reroll

*notices that ur a girl* OwO can i taste ur loli juices

rere again

hello darling i would love to give your vagine the ol' lickaroo

hehe

Call me old fashioned, but I believe that rim job on the first date is a must

op is a fag

again

YES

winner!!

Lemme licc that lil coin slot

Hello there semon demon

will op deliver ?

lolz, you can take away everything from someone, but you can't take his hope

yeet

Let's go

do it op

bump

now we wait

-rep didn't quote exactly

Kek

lol no way shes gonna respond now. youre supposed to start the conversation normally yourself then ask Sup Forums once you run out of things to say

op confirmed a faggot

> hello darling i would love to give your vagine the ol' lickaroo
Fucking what OP, how hard is it to copy and paste?

If I say it that way its gonna get me block. lets keep it fun guys

>OP cant even copy pasta

whatever fag

No balls to send her this

You stupid fucking nigger

what is good my niggerino